Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026In a world where you can be like anyone, be like Dolly. Be kind. Be generous. Donate to the Imagination Library. tribute.imaginationlibrary.com 040
Justine @justine.cool · 23/08/2026Don’t you want a home in Lakewood? Back porch with a lakeside view. He’s cute, but he doesn’t like Cleveland No house, no dog in the yard. 🎶 youtu.be/BrsgKJllfzAyoutu.beSquirrel Flower - Cleveland [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]YouTube video by Squirrel Flower 001
Justine @justine.cool · 14/08/2026Fairly sure "seasonal ingredients" is just the hospitality industry's way of saying "whatever the fuck Metro had on sale". 020
Justine @justine.cool · 01/08/2026Moving is a special kind of hell. Especially when you leave so many tiny things to the last minute. 🙃 260
Justine @justine.cool · 27/03/2026When people want to die on that hill that "cows don't need to have been pregnant to produce milk" 020
Justine @justine.cool · 17/03/2026Sneezing and coughing post appendectomy is a fresh kind of hell. 131
Justine @justine.cool · 25/11/2025Today marks 15 years of veganism for me. Not exactly sure how to celebrate, but I feel good about it. 360
Justine @justine.cool · 21/11/2025There are so many quiet, respectful older women who live in my building, but somehow I share a wall with a stoner with a subwoofer from hell. 020
Justine @justine.cool · 09/11/2025Haven’t spoken out loud since Thursday and only came to that realization after I started talking to myself at home just now. 120
Justine @justine.cool · 17/10/2025I want a group chat where when you’re crying, for whatever reason, you can message 🚨, and people in the chat reply with happy things. 240
Justine @justine.cool · 26/09/2025Don’t forget to leave out a bottle of Tylenol for Autism Santa tonight. 130
Justine @justine.cool · 24/09/2025Plenty of things between the different dialects of English where vocabulary can be misconstrued, but a couple personal favorites are: 🇬🇧 scheme: plan 🇺🇸 scheme: evil plan 🇬🇧 homely: cute/cozy (US: homey) 🇺🇸 homely: ugly/plain 230
Justine @justine.cool · 22/09/2025The longest Monday in the history of Mondays is finally at an end. 030
Justine @justine.cool · 11/09/2025Me when there’s no broccoli in the fridgemedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park . 030
Justine @justine.cool · 09/09/2025When my friends say they’re too cool for tiktok—you’re only hurting yourself babe. I’ve got two old ladies dancing to the spice girls and I could’ve sent that to you saying “us”. 210
Justine @justine.cool · 09/09/2025The emotional roller coaster of finding out that Mac DeMarco is on tour, playing in Berlin in November, and the tickets are sold out. 😭 010
Justine @justine.cool · 06/09/2025I've always imagined the 'straw' that broke the camel's back to be the kind you sip from. 110
Justine @justine.cool · 05/09/2025Every year I cross my fingers that Stendig will release an all black version, and every year I am disappointed. 010
Justine @justine.cool · 04/09/2025You can always tell when a product team is getting restless. Changes that don’t improve the experience at all but were made nevertheless. 030
Justine @justine.cool · 04/09/2025An old lady just laughed at me on the street. To be fair my face is like pink-pink and I’m covered in sweat. 020
Justine @justine.cool · 03/09/2025I don't think Spotify knows that Grizzly Bear has many more (and better) songs than 'Two Weeks'. 210
Justine @justine.cool · 01/09/2025German food-language logic: Nothing is "Brot", but everything is "Kuchen". 020
Justine @justine.cool · 30/08/2025I'd rather be eating at Nando's than figuring out everything that should get done this week. 😔 010
Justine @justine.cool · 22/08/2025Had a blast eavesdropping on english folks talking about the US tonight. Truly a great pastime. 000
Justine @justine.cool · 19/08/2025Ludo, my suitcase, has now seen more of London than I ever have. Been watching him all day on Find My cross all parts of this city. 130
Justine @justine.cool · 13/08/2025Losing my mind over referring to ai fuckwits as “botlickers” Easily the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. I’m keeping that one 070
Justine @justine.cool · 10/08/2025I love when the tiktok algorithm is trying something new with me and I get a bodybuilder asking, “Are you having trouble putting on weight?”… No my dude. I have never once in my life struggled to put on weight. 😂 020
Justine @justine.cool · 10/08/2025Apparently the only way I’m consuming fruit this weekend is by blending it. 250
Justine @justine.cool · 09/08/2025Trying to improve and convert all my mexican recipes. I don't need to feed a family of four throughout a week, so making recipes that serve one person for a couple of days is what I need. 120
Justine @justine.cool · 08/08/2025Home alone this weekend. The plan is to successfully* mix some semblance of getting my shit together and relaxing. 130
Justine @justine.cool · 01/08/2025Reaching the should I give myself bangs phase of this low mood week. 020
Justine @justine.cool · 16/07/2025Ate some tomatoes today that actually tasted like tomatoes. What a treat. 020
Justine @justine.cool · 12/07/2025What do people from your country call Americans? I'm compiling a list. So far, I have: 🇲🇽 Gringo 🇦🇺 Sepoo 🇩🇪 Amis 310
Justine @justine.cool · 12/07/2025I love I have friends who know how much I love slug weather and are happy for me when we get some. 🥰🌧️ 030
Justine @justine.cool · 11/07/2025Productivity staying home on a Friday night: ✔️ Pre-travel checklist made ✔️ Got more house chores done than planned ✔️ Had a massive cry 130