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Justine

@justine.cool
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Mistress of none. Unwellness expert. Etymology fangirl. Ⓥ for the animals. You may know me as @ctrlaltjustine

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Justine @justine.cool · 26/08/2026
In a world where you can be like anyone, be like Dolly. Be kind. Be generous. Donate to the Imagination Library. tribute.imaginationlibrary.com
Black and white portrait of Dolly Parton in 1975 with her usual big hair and bright smile.
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Justine @justine.cool · 27/03/2026
When people want to die on that hill that "cows don't need to have been pregnant to produce milk"
Screenshot of a comment by Tiktok content creator 'itsme.katevee' regarding the possibility of cows on a small farm producing milk without having been pregnant.

The tweet read:
"Call the pope or something because that's a miracle incompatible with biological reality"
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Justine @justine.cool · 13/11/2025
4 ways to mind your business.
Screenshot of a NYTimes article.
Title: 4 Ways to Cut Back on Salt
Subheader: About 90 percent of Americans eat too much. We asked experts how to consume less.
Article image: A salt shaker filled with a brown, unknown granulated substance (presumably a salt replacement) on top of a mound of salt.
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Justine @justine.cool · 05/11/2025
Happy November y’all 🌊
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Justine @justine.cool · 21/10/2025
This RadioShack phone was the last phone I ever loved.
Clear house phone with a neon light at the bottom in a blue hue.
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Justine @justine.cool · 02/10/2025
"Berlin is a vegan paradise!" The food in Berlin:
Two shots with screen dialogue of a scene in the film Devil Wears Prada with Meryl Streep, where her character originally says, "Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking." photoshopped to now say, "Vietnamese food? In Berlin?"
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Justine @justine.cool · 06/09/2025
Someone: That's the last straw! Me:
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Justine @justine.cool · 04/09/2025
lmao
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Justine @justine.cool · 19/08/2025
24+ hrs after Ludo and I were separated, now reunited 🥰
Black suitcase in a room with carpet and drapes.
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Justine @justine.cool · 11/08/2025
Chilaquiles are the solution.
Bowl of chilaquiles verdes and refried beans topped with salsa roja, onions, crema, and cilantro next to a knife and fork.
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Justine @justine.cool · 11/08/2025
Bananas are just *better* blended.
Green smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with blooming pink lilies.
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Justine @justine.cool · 10/08/2025
Apparently the only way I’m consuming fruit this weekend is by blending it.
Purple smoothie in a short glass with a straw on a wooden table in front of a vase with partially blooming pink lilies.
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Justine @justine.cool · 09/08/2025
pov: you’re at my house for lunch
Three tacos on a plate on a table filled with vegan chorizo and potato topped with white onion and cilantro surrounded by containers of salsa verde, salsa roja, and limes.
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Justine @justine.cool · 10/07/2025
Just remembered that Batteries Not Included exists 🥹
Still image of Jessica Tandy and an extraterrestrial in a diner kitchen from the 1987 film Batteries Not Included.
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Justine @justine.cool · 01/07/2025
Forecast tomorrow is inching closer to 100F :(
Justine's handmade shitty graphic: a field of grass and wildflowers with an American Standard HVAC unit surrounded by butterflies and sparkles with sparkly text that says, "Missing you".
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Justine @justine.cool · 15/04/2025
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