Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialapology amatti @kbandersonyo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Chess Prodigy - Smack My Bishop 6368102
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1612572650
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Listening to Flaming Lips: Yeah, I do realize. What, you think I don't? Most of this is stuff children understand. Kind of insulting you'd even ask. You're not that fucking deep, Wayne. And somehow I'm the asshole. Okay. 011
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145423383
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Okay, that's not how trains work, though. "She took a midnight train going to any of the stations along that train"s track" would not fit well in the song. 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Watch this thing. It's got some funny people in it. youtu.be/y5x3lqfpJr0youtu.beComedians try surfing for the first time - Laughstream Episode 2YouTube video by Laughstream 011
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The guy at the sports game solemnly singing his country's national anthem with a large inflatable turkey leg in his hand. 010
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Personally, I wouldn't fuck, marry or kill any of them. 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Being startled awake by the sound of your own snoring seems like a silly bug that should've been patched out by now 100
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 03/05/2026If you had a crush on Daria, you gotta get a autism test 011
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 23/02/2026If any sysadmins want to get into drag, the name Annie Linux is right there. 020
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 20/02/2026We don't use that word anymore. We say "combustionally delayed" 020
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I like how saying "think outside the box" is failing to do that. 010
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Decided to have my coffee in the back yard this morning, instead of doomscrolling on the computer, and for that I was treated to seeing four crows buzz and harass a hawk out of their tree. One hit it in the face several times. So much better than being online. 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 05/03/2025The student teacher in this class I'm covering told the kids that doing drugs could give them "several health debuffs" 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Working on boundaries. I need to say "no" more, not say no more. 010
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Thinking about 5th grade, sitting on the floor with my class, watching a science video...the narrator says "The planets rotate on their axes" and a kid says "the planets rotate on their asses" and starts spinning around on his butt. That was top comedy back then 020
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialGwen Veltema Klemm she/her 🐸✌️❤️🤍💙 @veltklemmema.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Imagine if we asked millionaires to justify their income like we ask people receiving assistance to justify their need. “Now, why do you think you need more than $5 million? Can we talk about how you spend your money?” 517451
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Told my students "Have a good weekend. Stay safe. Don't talk to any cops." 020
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It's hard not to give up. Wondering what that would even look like, realized maybe I already have. 110
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 13/01/2025At work manifesting pesto, mozzarella, and tomato 020
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 13/01/2025A friend called and we stayed up until 2 AM chatting and philosophizing. Really needed that, but boy am I paying for it today 010
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Who could have thought that embracing an economy based on humanity's worst tendencies would have such terrible results? 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Body shaming the roommate's cat by singing Oh Peppercorn Oh Peppercorn How girthy are your haunches 000
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 13/01/2024To the tune of Alice Cooper's School's Out: Coooooooors Light For Dinner! 010
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialDr Kawashima's Clicker Training @katastrophe1312.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Today is the last day you can repost this 2126251549
justinbaran.bsky.social @justinbaran.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I'm surprised more crust punks aren't bakers 010
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Date Idea: cat appreciating. www.aucklandmuseum.com/collections-... 1458348
Reposted by @justinbaran.bsky.socialda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/09/2023BORN TOO WALK FORCED TOO DRIVE - dashare.zone ADMIN 221688576
