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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tarantino's remaking "My Left Foot".

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trump's gonna rename German Chocolate Cake, even though it isn't "German".

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

It's been a bit, but fuck you, Neil Gaiman. You STILL fucking owe me around $50, you cunt. I'm more mad at you, you foul fuck, but I'm also mad at Audible for not letting me return your fuckass audiobooks.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Oh shit. We might be getting a rescue dog. I lost my cat a little over a year ago. I needed a year. A year off. A year to recover, to prepare. I'm not sure if I'm ready, but I think we're going to do it.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My million dollar movie idea: Tim Robinson develops a device that allows his consciousness to travel between famous Tims (Curry, Robbins, Meadows, etc...). He calls it, "Tim Travelling". It's a complete spoof on the time-travel genre. Titled: "The Tim Machine' "Tim is Running Out!"

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

HBD to the elite July 13th crew! 🎂 We share a birthday with absolute icons: Harrison Ford (pure Han Solo energy), Patrick Stewart (make it so!), the legendary Julius Caesar, and even SpongeBob SquarePants himself. Talk about an unmatched lineup. Best day of the year to celebrate! 🎉🌟✨

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Carpe Die-M&M Seize the CanDay!

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Is the sequel series to Hot Ones called Hot Twos? If not,why not? If you need a host to post-interview/comfort celebrities who are shitting on the toilet after eating a series of hotter and hotter wing sauces, I am available on Wing-Fucking-Wednesdays. Will still have cold milk on hand. Well...

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Which is thinner, Trump's skin or the lining at the reflecting pool?

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hey, guy who ran the red light, missed hitting my family in the crosswalk, sped through the bicycle only lane and then parked in where you're not supposed to park in just so you could see the local parade: You told me not to talk to your wife that way, I'll talk to your wife however I wish. Prick.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I think there's people in this world who place MORE nuts into their brownies before they eat them. And that's awful.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. Out of Control (Nickelodeon - 84-85) featuring a pre-Full House, pre-Alanis Morrisette Dave Coulier

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I'm naming my pickle recipe book, "The Art of the Dill".

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Found this picture of how MAGA men shower.

A Trump supporter taking a shower before he goes to a Dennis Quaid movie.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I'm just happy knowing that in order for Trump to be on legal US paper tender, he needs to be deceased. uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r... C'mon! Hurry up! I want my $250 bill!

Screenshot of 31 USC 5114: Engraving and printing currency and security documents

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

DEVELOPING: Erie, PA's own, The Oneders, have withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

The Oneders (The Wonders) from the hit movie, That Thing You Do.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

It's time for reporters to start telling Trump to "fuck right the fuck off" instead of letting him insult them like that. I'm going to tell you something, if I went into an interview KNOWING that some motherfucker was going to sling insults at me, you best believe I'd sling a better one back.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Aw, dangit. My wife just bought Revenge of the Nerds on VHS yesterday, too.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Remove a letter, improve a movie: The Tim Machine. Bill and Ted travel through time to gather various Tim Curry incarnations to help save San Dimas, CA. Out of Tim. A family finishes watching their Tim Curry movie collection and gets bored. The Land Before Tim. You get it...

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

They're using the mannequin paint Bruce Willis used on Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The fuck is this? Not ONE, but TWO Duncans Jones, in my timeline, right next to each other, like some evil twin, darkest timeline, Choose Your Own Adventure shit. Where's Corenswet's granddad when you need him? @manmademoon.bsky.social

A screenshot showing two people named Duncan Jones just casually showing up in a user's timeline like it's a normal, correct thing.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Has anyone ever tried saying "Please" to Donald Trump? Like, "Please stop being a fucking cunt."

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Why is it SCOTUS and not SCROTUS, the SUPREME COURT REPUBLICANS of the UNITED STATES?

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

If I got drunk at the church mixer because I drank too much of Jesus' blood and the house bartender 86'd me, would I die right then and there? Would it be biblical? Stoned to death? Struck down? Smited? Would I rise 3 days later? How does religion work? Is Jesus' blood resurrection juice? Help.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Combine two movies to make an epic one: 20,000 Leagues of Our Own

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Leave It to Beaver, but it starred a talking beaver. All of the problems stem from The Beav chewing down all the trees in the neighborhood. The catchphrase everybody uses is, "Dam it, Beaver!" And The Beaver always replies, "That's what I was trying to do!" *laugh track*

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

(guy about to invent wine) THERE'S that grape juice I lost a year ago!

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

1. The writer is an idiot. 2. Says Gen-X was born between 1965 and 1980. People born in 1965 would be celebrating their 43rd reunion. 3. There's a 15 year gap between Hungry Like The Wolf and Good Riddance. 4. This is just a bad article. 5. The rest of the site is bad, too.

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5 Nostalgic Songs Every Gen Xer Will Want To Hear At Their 50-Year High School Reunion - Grunge

"Blister in the Sun," "Brass Monkey," "Alive," and "Good Riddance" are nostalgic songs every Gen Xer will want to hear at their 50-year high school reunion.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Add a food to a movie title: An American Werewolf in London Broil Battle Royale with Cheese Bull Durham and Cheese Sandwich Encino Manwich EuroTripe The Fall Guyere The Italian Jawbreaker Jingle All The Waygu Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp I'm spent. It's late.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I don't know a lot about cars, planes, robots or toys, but fucking sign me up!!!!! #AUTOBOT #DECEPTICON #WHOGIVESARATSASS?

Screenshot of a job listing for Transformers Design Engineer

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

But who's the ugly woman holding the child?

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

How many US Capitols are being stormed today? Zero? That's what I thought. Fuck youuuuuuu, Trump.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Didn't that guy ever have hair? My ego wrote checks my body couldn't cash. RIP in peace.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I didn't know Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen had the same first name. RIP in peace, Carlos.

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I have a sober party joke but it has no punchline.

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