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Just Bulky

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Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'. I cook meals. Good with words. Dad to the best kid, ever! Husband to an awesome lady. he/him inches/ounces FUCK ICE Mpls/Roseville/St. Paul proud FUCK ICE AGAIN

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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
DID I SEE FREE SHIPPING?!?
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How i arrived on Bluesky
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Brent Rambo Thumbs Up Meme
ALT: Brent Rambo Thumbs Up Meme
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have a semicolon. True story. Subtotal colectomy after colon cancer diagnosis. 90% of my colon removed. You're not wrong. But this isn't a pity party. I'm healthy as fuck now.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
3 things: 1. my first colonoscopy revealed colon cancer. I was fortunate to have it surgically removed. 2. Colonoscopy naps are the best naps I've ever had. 3. Please get your colonoscopies done if you're of age or have a family history of related cancer.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tarantino's remaking "My Left Foot".
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something from my childhood that i wish existed today is my childhood.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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Man's Hilarious Cotton Candy Eating
Alt: Man's Hilarious Reverse Cotton Candy Eating
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It'll pop up when you need it.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Banana will win.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope that when he's in recovery, his doctor says to him, "You're going to make it after all."
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Man shot multiple times near Mary Tyler Moore statue in Minneapolis
A shooting near one of Minneapolis's most recognizable landmarks left a man in critical condition Sunday morning.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Christmas Wrapping is one of my fav x-mas songs. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
One of them is unironically named Malachai.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Trump's gonna rename German Chocolate Cake, even though it isn't "German".
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have an unfinished Weird Al-style parody for their song in my head. The chorus at least.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Did anybody bring a sledgehammer? If not...
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No, i meant trilogy. The Young Nurses = Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull & The Dial of Destiny.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's been a bit, but fuck you, Neil Gaiman. You STILL fucking owe me around $50, you cunt. I'm more mad at you, you foul fuck, but I'm also mad at Audible for not letting me return your fuckass audiobooks.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ah, the Nurseiverse trilogy.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Abe Vigoda?
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Barney Miller Hey
ALT: Barney Miller Hey
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Have you ever heard that motherfucker laugh? If he's not a 1960's Batman villain, I don't know who is.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
At the very minimum he probably talked with the proprietors of The Twine Ball Inn.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
That little Clampett's got his own cement pond. That little Clampett, he's a millionaire.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First things first, "Kill Spider-Man!" #rescuepuppy #hernameisblossomq
A husky/German Shepard mix puppy playing with her Spider-Man squeak toy.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Poo-tine?
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
He's done it!
Trump's approval rating matches his felony count!
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The guitar riff is coming from inside the house.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ooh! He has one of the bells from Arby's that you ring when they do a good job!
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Maybe mention this to your optom....optham....op.... eye doctor?
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oh shit. We might be getting a rescue dog. I lost my cat a little over a year ago. I needed a year. A year off. A year to recover, to prepare. I'm not sure if I'm ready, but I think we're going to do it.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just saw that. If only the cat were beautiful.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
AWESOME!
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Ron Swanson: I'm Really Proud of You
Alt: Ron Swanson: "I'm Really Proud of You"
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
See also:
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Is he the centerfold of an adult cats magazine and this is his Burt Reynolds spread? "In this issue of Whiskergirl..."
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cheese. The Mars Cheese Castle in Kenosha, WI was exciting the last time I was there (not too long ago) www.marscheese.com
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Mars Cheese Castle - On-Line Store
MC - MC
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts.pdf everytime
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This, but I never saw Once. A friend and I were talking about it a few weeks ago, though.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Edible plates. Glassware made from ice. If all I need to have is a silverware washer, then so be it.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I hope this all plays out and ends up being something really dumb and we can all laugh at this because I really want to use "Happy Weiner Wednesday" now, but not if it's in bad taste. It's so much better than that hump day BS.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My million dollar movie idea: Tim Robinson develops a device that allows his consciousness to travel between famous Tims (Curry, Robbins, Meadows, etc...). He calls it, "Tim Travelling". It's a complete spoof on the time-travel genre. Titled: "The Tim Machine' "Tim is Running Out!"
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fugglers! We have 3 of those big ones. My kid named hers "Roscoe from Costco". Gotta get my hands on that elephant. She'd flip.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Waitasec. Just because he's a beat poet doesn't mean we should judge. "I am lonely! It's really hard... This poem....sucks."
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Nah, man...
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The situation is brim. Very brim indeed.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Along with Cheech Marin Ken Jeong Cameron Crowe, Michael Mando and Erno Rubik. July 13th is the GOAT of birthdays.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
HBD to the elite July 13th crew! 🎂 We share a birthday with absolute icons: Harrison Ford (pure Han Solo energy), Patrick Stewart (make it so!), the legendary Julius Caesar, and even SpongeBob SquarePants himself. Talk about an unmatched lineup. Best day of the year to celebrate! 🎉🌟✨
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Telling people you're fun at parties because you think you're interesting means you're probably not fun at parties. "Guys...have you ever heard of a 'Long Island Iced Tea'? It's fucking so good. I had one when I went to the TGI Friday's in this town in Canada called Toronto. Here's the recipe..."
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cries darkly in Australian.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow. She looks tough and strong.
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Just Bulky @justbulky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Seattle. London. Atlantis.
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