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June

@junefloof.bsky.social
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Fabulous floofy goldendoodle (and sometimes husky) in Seattle with way too many hobbies and is also made of dogs. Musician, seamstress, one time fursuit maker. 32•Bi•He/him 🔞

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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 21h
"Excessive salary tax" has a decent enough ring to it
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who don't enjoy horchata are incorrect
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay but what if my car wants to eat a burger it has rights y'know
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One of the best parts about being with a furry is being able to cutely call your partner by their fursona. It's like as an extra pet name free space!
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For real though! People get so weird about redheads lol
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same. Looking forward to having significantly lower odds of really stupid people incorrectly telling me I look like him.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*bubble wrap convention announcer* "ARE YOU READY TO SCRUNKLLLLLEEE????"
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Chronos' Weave @fuckmelikea.dog · 11/09/2026
Heh. Your next line is "Counting or not counting gang violence?”
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Real talk though NFL games have always baffled me because if memory serves so much of the broadcast is just people milling around doing nothing or commercials with very little time spent on gameplay
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, the bi flag colors were already some of my favorites before I even knew that I was queer. Though perhaps you may need to start flying a Straight Ally pride flag at your house soon... 🤭
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*mid coitus* "Hey Grok, how do I eat pussy?"
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
First off that's very bisexual-ass keyboard, kudos. Second off, how dare you
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's always the got-dang potato bugs! 🥔🪳😤 I'm glad that this quiz taught me that those cute little guys are actually crustaceans!
What gave me away? I call them potato bugs, a freeway is bigger than a highway, I say kitty-corner for diagonal streets, and crayon directly rhymes with man.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Born and raised in Washington State, this makes a lot of sense. Even if I have co-opted "y'all", even in my professional life.
A dialect map showing that I speak like someone from Washington. The entire Western US is shaded red and The South is as blue as can be.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Legitimately this entire house was the ugliest house I've ever seen over the course of my nearly twenty year career. So many hideous choices were made. I did get this gorgeous rainbow when I was done though!
A house that looks like it was built by an eight year old in Minecraft with a rainbow behind it.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow, Seattle furries really be out here building permanently installed giant dog toilets in the middle of their houses now?
A common area of a home with high ceilings and a concrete floor. On the concrete floor off-center there is a large green shag carpet recessed into the floor. It looks like an uncanny valley patch of grass, so much so that if a dog pissed on it you could not fault them.
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Lumi 🐻‍❄️ @lumi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Ahp-!"
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finally got two StreetPasses on my 3DS! Of course all one has to do is go to a furry art market where needs are abundant.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
WE HAVE MUCH TO DISCUSS.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
while On time is giving it the 😒🙄
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The bus that's Early 2 min is feeling very 😎😎😎
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Last night at 2:40AM the upper portion of my leg had fallen asleep while I was sleeping which means that three steps on the way to the bathroom it buckled underneath me in the hallway causing me to land on my tailbone and bonk my head on the corner of the doorframe, whimpering and farting profusely.
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🌾 koepek @koepek.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
ok heres my shitty comic
4 panel comic

1st panel: faceless human says to another human "hey so you failed your performance review, so we have to turn you into a dog"
other human: what

2nd panel: same human with collar on "um"

3rd panel: human has tfed into a blue eyed husky

4th panel: husky is joyfully on its back while getting a tummy rub
human off screen: also we need a new office therapy dog, so thats gonna be your new job starting today
husky in thought bubble: ok this is epic
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Tfw when you forget that a lot of bad dragon's toy sizes are...aspirational...
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Build it, and I cannot come enough, they will stress
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
These guys are getting college credit for this when I was literally walking over to my hometown's City Hall to get historic maps and freeway construction plats, then drafting my own map with pencil and paper of what the area near my house used to look like before the freeway was built in 1970 smdh
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Surely they've suffered enough?
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Morgan 🔜 BLFC 🏳️‍⚧️ @foxes.ceo · 03/05/2026
Proposal that we stop calling them “Human Dogbeds” or by their brand names, and start calling them “Seattle Guest Beds” until it catches on outside the fandom, and normies make up a fake reason why they’re called that.
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Gwen!!! @poodlewool.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Hey poodlewool fans! I want to start off by saying I hate being alive and reading Ai writing every fucking day It's not just bleak— it's devastating. It's a whole new way of signaling to people that you not only don't value their time, you also don't value your own voice. And honestly? kill me
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The rare W I D E angle selfie
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puppy boy @booshiba.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
found a good Wikipedia page
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Seriously!!! I just have to make do with my luscious locks. 😤
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puppy boy @booshiba.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
life's not fair.. I want fluffy floppy puppy ears..
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Animal Instinct Productions @animalinstinctprod.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Our first act is up. Listless Anarchy @junefloof.bsky.social
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Martini Dog 🏳️‍🌈 @martinidog.spoteyemusic.com · 04/02/2026
And don't you forget it. 🎨 @marms.bsky.social
Anthro dog in glasses, a collar, and a pink shirt. He's holding a martini. The shirt says, "Music's hard, but I'm HARDER."
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grayskyman @greyskyman.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@panootsart.bsky.social
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
(post from lap-wolf)
LET me on the bed I promise I won't lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please please please let me up I promise I'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space please please (lying)
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc
a page from a hotel notepad with lyrics written on it, struck through, and the not at all pretentious and embarrassing annotation "Derrida" to the left of a verse with several struck-through lines
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The pains of being thicc
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
walkies? 🐕
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oh, woe! @woetoy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
cute tats
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Absolutely gorgeous! Also loving the irony of posting a piece celebrating the sun on the winter solstice.
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Finally finished framing these new guys, always good to add to my collection of pieces from @marandart.bsky.social!
Two paintings of very stylish anthro dog critters, both of whom are facing right and looking left, framed and hung together on a wall. Both paintings have a really nice sense of horizontal play which contrasts nicely with their portrait aspect ratio. 
They're titled "Long Stride" and "Strange Dimension" Same paintings from another (extreme) angle (to avoid glare)
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I keep hearing this, but then why is it every time I bring Albert somewhere people scream and run away? Just trying to have a nice night out with my man :(
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Gonna be even more earnest than usual on main, but I wanted to share. Because I have a bunch of pain stuff I was in my thoughts about it, and I said to myself, “I have to show love to my body. My body is doing the best it can.” so if anybody needs this, it made me feel good to say that
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/12/2025
this has become a very important video to me
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June @junefloof.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It appears that YouTube's official policy is "it's not about being a victim, it's about sucking my fucking dicktim"
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