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Julia Longpre

@juliamarblefaun.bsky.social
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Lover of art in all its forms, smart people, and real estate. Hater of consumerism and philistines.

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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gross bothsides-ism here CBC. Barry Neufeld is terrible so who GAF about this guy lamenting the loss of “free speech”. BUT the CBC waits to the end, which many won’t get to, to add that this loser thinks free birth control is EUGENICS. 🤪#misogyny @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ecco, Zebra Club, small West Elm, closed or closing. I would add Nattuzzi, psychic shop, new poke place, Apricity, Crab Hot Lau, nero, barber, Curry N Grill if I was to predict the next 6 mths. Rent is second highest in the city in South Granville. #Vancouver #GoodLuck
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Marketplace is always on top of the seasons and what people want. 😆 #DivorceSeason
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The greed of luxury home owners is a thing to behold. Now they’re learning the hard way and I LOVE IT. Assessed $9 mill. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It’s truly the little things. The joy of starting a beautiful new leather day-timer. Note to self- use only pencil! #NewYear
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
3 sales in ONE year?? #MoneyLaundering But love the trajectory. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So the govt was giving $ to a party of 2 people whose main goal was to eliminate Truth and Reconciliation. 😠 #GTFO
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
In 8 yrs one seller made a million. Next owner lost $1.4 million in 2 yrs. #VanRE is finally a risk after years of gains. #BuyerBeware
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
If u had a bad day, take comfort in this person’s. Owned for FOURTEEN yrs and walks with nothing. Also sold a mill under assessed. 😳 #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tree and its inspiration. Now wanting tinsel but the idea of putting each strand on and taking them off to reuse sounds very very tedious. But possibly worth it? 🤔 #ChristmasTree
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
You mean people aren’t leaving white furniture and lamps on their front lawn IRL?? Just dropped from $3 mill. 😆 #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
OMFG the NIMBYs have finally lost it. Did u know the 2400 is our Leaning Tower of Pisa?? 🤣 🤯 @jmcelroy.bsky.social @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
TRUMP JUST CALLED SOMALIS GARBAGE. If you still support Trump you need to admit you are a proud racist. FULL STOP. #TrumpMustGo #FuckTrump
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Greater Vancouver Realtors today. Inventory galore, buyers waiting for the right price, sellers realizing they have to drop their ask. No change coming for the foreseeable future. What’s the uncertainty?? 🙄 #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Have been getting sucked in to facebook bc of marketplace. Just saw a friend request that says 7 yrs ago. The friend died in 2024. Maybe all the AI Zuckerberg is spending on could eliminate requests from the grave. 🙄
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Is this apartment attached or does it just look that way?…bc this is amazing if it is. The ridiculousness of people complaining about townhouses and low rise when this was 100 plus yrs ago. #NIMBYsSuck
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
THIS is how it needs to be framed everywhere. Politics divides people, but uniting against billionaires and their corporations is something we can all support. #BanBillionaires
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
2 biz across the street from each other closed a week apart, Fir and Broadway. Surprised Trees lasted. “The Best cheesecake in Vancouver” 🙄 (my dad’s is). Kohler had weird hours and was always empty. Neither are a loss.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
You never know what is going on in a house and I was NOT expecting this…😍 #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Home alone and I don’t know how to get music on the TV. I managed to put A Charlie Brown Christmas on. 😊
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The wood grain on the wall…😍😍😍 vs the fake wood floor. That floor is a crime. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Glass block has always been great. This decor not so much. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
This should be interesting… 1st-$500k under assessed and will lose $ on 2016 purchase at this price. 2nd will also lose $ from 2020, $460k under assessed. Desperation showing but will anyone care? #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ghoul gotta go. #BrodieResign
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
It makes me sad to think that decor stuck in amber is a thing of the past. IDT we’re gonna see 80s decor, or 90s unchanged for decades like this. FWIW I like the commitment, not the decor. #VanRE #70s
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
STOP USING AI - it is so fucking dumb #AISucks
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Going down a Celerie Kemble rabbit hole and I HATE when my kid sees cardboard boxes, don’t u??? Also one of her kids is named RASCAL. 😆 #PrivilegedPeople
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I NEED THIS ON A TSHIRT Judith beheading Holofernes is also one of my fave painting subjects.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
On a rainy fall afternoon, there is nothing better than a pile of magazines and books from the library, mello donuts (eaten 😬) and stovetop espresso. #HappyPlace
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Reason to dislike Sim #964. Never been to Rosemary Rock Salt bc I HATE the name. Names bagels after Van areas and they reflect 0 about them. Steveston, OK. The rest? This biz was a warning people. #SimSucks
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Kind of obsessed with this room in this office building. Someone’s apartment? Need to get pics from the other side. Thoughts?
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This doesn’t look so bad…until u learn the house was built in 2024… AFTER they paid $2.1 😳 Built a whole ass house and you walked with $800k?? Pretty sure they lost quit a bit more than a million. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
If you’re looking for a ma… 🤔…age they’ve got you covered!! Or maybe not because they’re …EN, not OPEN. 😆 #BadSigns
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Just learned that pronouncing MAUVE “mawv” is correct in ‘Merica. 😩 British English supremacy is real.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Oct 5 vs Nov 15 Missing the leaves. #Fall
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
A failed “investment” going on 10 years. I hope westside owners who bought to make $$$ are worried. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I love realtor BS. 🙄 I mean when I think “starter home” I think $2 million dollar shack, don’t you? And there are no rare opportunities in this market. Marpole ”highly desirable”?? 🤣 AI NEEDS TO COME FOR REALTORS ASAP. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Small victory, but this makes me happy. 2 bdrms should be under $500k, over 800 sq ft. They were asking $650k in February. Assessed $641. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Someone needs to do something beautiful with this building on Pemberton in Norgate. The fact that the windows are full of black tires is tragic. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This DEMANDS action by citizens. The ceiling of the Aquatic Centre is falling in, we’re behind on pools across the city, need more libraries, but cops are taking all the $$$!!! #SimSucks
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Imagine paying almost $4 mill for this trash…🤯 Money does not buy taste. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
More totally normal behavior in #VanRE So if it sells before March, it’ll be THREE sales in one yr. 😑 None of this is ok. Assessed $2.364
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Cuz it’s totally normal to make a MILLION dollars in less than a yr in RE, right? 😠 So glad to see luxury owners losing $$ #VanRE #MoneyLaundering
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Wordle 1,597 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I love this game. 😊 #Wordle1597
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Dracco, home of the infamous Layla Yang. At least they got smart and ditched them. For a brokerage called Colonial…🤪 #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
NEWSFLASH!! If you think homeless people are the problem, guess what? It’s you! Your attitude is the problem. Because if we agreed, gov’t would be doing more to fix it. #HousingCrisis #EndHomelessness
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Is this swagger @kensimcity.bsky.social ? Or is it a special #Halloween bus stop to scare the shit out of people? Also deadly nightshade is poisonous and this is beside a Montessori school #Vancouver
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
This is embarrassing, Burnaby. People complained about the size bc bungalows are small NOT bc the multiplexes are big. Look at them without a bungalow. Totally normal. So just get over it FFS. #Burnaby #NIMBYsSuck
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Saw this tonite…😩 #ChristmasinOctober
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Grab your teeny-tiny violin. Never heard of this developer and Saretsky is a hypocritical Con who complains about deficits, except when it involves bailing out his industry. 🙄 #VanRE
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