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Julia Longpre

@juliamarblefaun.bsky.social
597 followers 133 following 2.1K posts

Lover of art in all its forms, smart people, and real estate. Hater of consumerism and philistines.

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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yes, just keep them away from me.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Centipedes and millipedes are the stuff of nightmares.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gross bothsides-ism here CBC. Barry Neufeld is terrible so who GAF about this guy lamenting the loss of “free speech”. BUT the CBC waits to the end, which many won’t get to, to add that this loser thinks free birth control is EUGENICS. 🤪#misogyny @cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I got perilous…cool! 😩
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So appalling.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
So great!
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
ecco, Zebra Club, small West Elm, closed or closing. I would add Nattuzzi, psychic shop, new poke place, Apricity, Crab Hot Lau, nero, barber, Curry N Grill if I was to predict the next 6 mths. Rent is second highest in the city in South Granville. #Vancouver #GoodLuck
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
People say that?? 🤯
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
There’s a huge difference between SM and IRL. 🤷🏽‍♀️ We all can say nasty shit at times but u know that most people are gonna help others when needed.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
what a gorgeous cat!
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Gorgeous! And I’m sure they taste even better. I think i’ve tried 5 different brands, paying up to $25 but your proportions look better than most.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Nothing like reading about someone whose 2 sons committed suicide to feel better about your life at the holidays when many are sad. Seriously.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I think many agree with you. Fresh air is very helpful IMO and being by a body of water if possible.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
2 dinners down, 2 more to go and I have been dreaming about soup since the second.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Love all the spelling variations of gravlax.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Marketplace is always on top of the seasons and what people want. 😆 #DivorceSeason
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
They seem better to look at than eat. 😊
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
😬
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
😆
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
There is zero reason to quit if u r drinking actual coffee (not cups of sugar syrup and milk with a coffee essence) and 4 or less cups a day. People who have quit are red flags. Like take a chill pill and enjoy your life.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
😆 hope you’re en route to somewhere sunny!
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
That sucks. What about going to a laundromat, keeping the receipt and giving it to them?
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
They need to never know a minute’s peace. No restaurants, or walking in public without being heckled.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The greed of luxury home owners is a thing to behold. Now they’re learning the hard way and I LOVE IT. Assessed $9 mill. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
💯💯💯
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Is there a way to use marketplace without the facebook app? Serious question. I hate fb and don’t want to use it, other than mplace.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Words have meanings and this is NOT the definition of punch FFS.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
💯 and punching?? 🙄
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
It’s truly the little things. The joy of starting a beautiful new leather day-timer. Note to self- use only pencil! #NewYear
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
3 sales in ONE year?? #MoneyLaundering But love the trajectory. #VanRE
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Say that all you want but there is no way reading THREE books a day is enjoyable. Are they Harlequins? And If the rest of your life is suffering and how is it not if all u r doing is reading morning until night then the number is more important than the books 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
HOW and what will u remember?? This sounds ridiculous. Youre putting numbers before the actual books or pleasure
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
You have got to be fucking kidding
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
People saying this looks good have never been to an Italian restaurant that isn’t Olive Garden
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
RAGE BAIT
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Quality not quantity is good advice for everything in life
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
LOVE THIS FOR THEM
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
On brand since christians have already proven to be VERY gullible.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Gorgeous
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
WTF??? SERIOUSLY? HOW IS THIS ALLOWED? Signed, a Canadian
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
😆
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
LOVE hot and sour.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
WHY HAS THIS NEVER OCCURRED TO ME??? 😫
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Such a good idea. My family would hate me though. 😫
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So gorgeous!!
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
So the govt was giving $ to a party of 2 people whose main goal was to eliminate Truth and Reconciliation. 😠 #GTFO
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Eminem serves it at his restaurant. I’ve made one and it was AMAZING.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
That is soo great. I love everything about it. What a gift!
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It was on our list and I was so excited to visit. Then Trump happened. 2029 hopefully.
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Julia Longpre @juliamarblefaun.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Me too. And I’ve watched a couple 4 hr movies.
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