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julia davidovich

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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
duolingo owl is a covert narcissist
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
peach pit is edible right
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hate the prison industrial complex but then i read some of my old posts
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
E.T.’s finger was originally uncircumcised
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
E.T.’s finger was originally uncircumcised
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
furby eyes and mouth
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
.@fbi have had the macarena in my head for a week
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
the guy who does the minions voice is single
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
don’t care about the epstein files anymore just wanna know how love is blind: Poland became my fav franchise
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
i wish charles manson got to try coke zero
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
(graduating class of 2026 is booing me) I didn’t say you had to shoot EACH OTHER with the gun we give you! you could also shoot yourself with it! god
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
waiter said i look like Velma from scooby-doo :(
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
an airline where the pilot also cooks the food
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
we have enough ants. please pause all ant production.
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I dont have enough plastics in my brain if I’m still thinking
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
actually, it is illegal to softly chuckle at your own joke
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Lindt master chocolatier in the epstein files
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
are the olympics still going on? i don’t want google to think i’m a fucking idiot
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
(elmo voice) BIG KNIFE, SMALL WIFE
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
two wizards kissing
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
rudy giuliani is 70% tissue paper
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
HELEN LEFT A WATER RING ON MY COASTER
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
me & my cat
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
my labubu is missing :(
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
imagine absolutely despising every fiber of my being AND THEN you find out i also bought hitler.com
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I have no other option but to make rice pudding.
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
WAKE UP you’re in a cash cab right now
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
(at universal) can Harry Potter sign my tits
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
no one talks about this, but… hitler was also ugly
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“an orca is basically a sea panda” is some hot garbage i would put on twitter but NOT here
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
did a DNA test. Grimace (McDonalds) is my father
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
had subway for the first time in awhile and it’s all I can think about now
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
admin reveal
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
why are they called Nerds? they look like skin tags
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
2025: the Duolingo owl smokes now
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
they changed the original Q-Tips recipe
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
cabbage is actually a fruit
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
not claustrophobic just hate holes
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
this is the moon speaking… stop looking at me
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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
america's Sweetheart: the toilet
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
having a meatloaf sandwich @fbi
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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Sneezing in a manner that inspires Unity
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
*knocking on the cockpit* can I show you my pogs
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Club Tits
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
no jacket. just want to be swarmed by locusts
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
woodchipper bumper sticker: be patient, student chipper
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Rachel Lichtman @rachellichtman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Programme 4 and New Dimension Records present the Easy AM 66 Promotional Album Vol. 3, brought to you by MagiClean® Carpet Cleaning Services! This rare promotional album is out TODAY on Bandcamp as a digital download OR as a VERY LIMITED EDITION VINYL LP: programme4.bandcamp.com/album/easy-a...
The cover of the Easy AM 66 Promotional Album
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The Ultimatum S3 E1 Written By AI Sandal, 23, Went to high school on a boat "I’m 23 and I want to be married" Peter, 38, Los Angeles "I never want to be married. My girlfriend Sandal issued The Ultimatum but after speaking to JennyAnn in this pool for 45 minutes I think I could be convinced"
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
A screenshot from Duolingo with a disappointed bear with the Russian/English translation “this is an evil wizard”
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julia davidovich @juliadavidovich.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
kids today don’t even know what a Mel B or C is
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