Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 24/12/2024been really enjoying setting things on fire as of late. hungry jacks bag? dont #need that . burn it 052
Reposted by JudeJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 23/09/2023dentist: how’s your flossing me: 0315
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Im slightly worried this isn't the real Nancy Pelosi and instead an impersonation Lwarearningore 221
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 20/09/2023everyone invest in Shgromble Coin right now it drops tmrw Invest in Shgromble coin 131
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 19/09/2023pitching you all my ethical slot machine. Entirely monochrome, no dopamine releasing feedback, all money goes to charity and after you have spent $100 in one day it shows you pictures of your family 052
Reposted by Judehow to desire @fishlaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2023this is true I have an uncle who did this back in 82' and regrew a limb 111
Reposted by Jude𓁟☯️Locorum☯️𓁟 @realmoses.bsky.social · 29/08/2023So many Classical Wiseposter Texts and so little time 011
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 29/08/2023hey man I really do want to get around to reading those Ancient Devine Scriptures but my attention span is just so bad these days lol 120
Reposted by Judebunny @bunnynoise.bsky.social · 28/08/2023thinking of creating an online persona where i pretend to be the great granddaughter of lamarck and say things like "what colour do you guys think i should dye my hair if i start trying for a baby? i really like pink but what if my children hate having pink hair? 😥" 141
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 28/08/2023finding it really tricky to be on a site where posts are called "skeets" and reposts are called "reskeets". Is there a skeet office I should know about? Is there a skeetr with all the needed information? Im mad 060
Reposted by Jude㎎ @deposits.bsky.social · 25/08/2023fear instills me every time im casually minding my business and drop something in a hard to reach spot hoping it won’t lead into a comical chain reaction of events 011
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 21/08/2023just saw furry vore for the first time in years. Incredible. 110
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 21/08/2023blueskys big move that makes it a superior site is that it likes to put inappropriate images of tony the tiger onto my timeline when im at the doctors 120
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 15/08/2023promise me you guys won't let gimmick accounts take over this site 160
Reposted by Judejedwill @jedwill.bsky.social · 13/08/2023The most important part of gun safety is have fun 1212
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 11/08/2023just finding out about this now. absolutely insane youtu.be/ulRkchwOg3c 000
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 09/08/2023[alternate world where slime is much more present in everyones lives] person 1: hey guys does anyone have any tips for getting slime out my keyboard? person 2: how old is ur keyboard lol... most are slimeproof now person 3: check goosky person 4: pardon? i have slime in my ears 141
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 07/08/2023im sheep brained as fuck if i see all my buddies going somewhere im following 💪 010
Reposted by Jude^.=.^ @asciidragon.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Mafia Boss: “I think we have to take this guy out” Gay Tony: “I binsane this” 074
Reposted by JudeMAUD @maud-ify.bsky.social · 03/08/2023I need a pet gimmick account for every of my ilnesses 011
Reposted by Judedj rozwell @djrozwell.bsky.social · 02/08/2023invader zim would have been more successful if he was investor zim 0183
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 03/08/2023i actually got this app to find more animal gimmick accounts because twitter didnt have enough so I'm pretty chuffed about the daily "cats that stop anxiety" "pets who are real cute guys" following me 221
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 02/08/2023I had never checked out zombAe until today for some reason and now im absolutely obsessed with this album 021
Reposted by Judedj rozwell @djrozwell.bsky.social · 02/08/2023i'm letting uncited sources take the wheel 1133
Reposted by Judearia 🌻 @aria.city · 29/07/2023ok how do i start discourse on here. bi lesbian biased audio engine ableton sound. i hate @canofbliss.bsky.social 0161
Jude @judeegg.bsky.social · 01/08/2023*trying to think of a hillarious first post on this site* ummm ummmmmm ummm ummm jacking off to Exxon Mobile call that fracking o- *i slam my desk* fuck fuck i fucked it up again i always fuck this up 0173