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Judas Butler

@judasbutler.bsky.social
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I lobbied the government for two years before I discovered you can get paid to do it. You might remember that House bill to get Michel Foucault removed from queer theory. Yeah, that was me. It didn't pass. Like me.

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The Downballot @the-downballot.com · 05/08/2026
Seems like an upset might be brewing in the GOP primary in #MI08 to take on Dem Rep. Kristen McDonald Rivet. Trump endorsed Amir Hassan, but he currently trails an absolute nobody who suspended his campaign a month ago by a wide margin.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Future history books would be thrown out as unbelievable hack writing if we attempted to publish it as fiction.
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Alabama Trans Rights Action Coalition @altrac.works · 28/03/2026
The South is not a lost cause. We can change the direction of our state and our country - all you have to do is go out and change it. ALTRAC.works
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
NASA to Announce New $3.96 Spacecraft Authorized Under OBBBA
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
It is 3025. A tablet is recovered with two ancient dialects. Academics debate the meaning of what they've dubbed the Duolingo Stone. ohio betas ... sigm. hydrationmaxxing grindst rizz gyatt gy[att?] all ur cups... belong to us de[h]umanize urslef [a]nd face 2 water your teh thirst [now?] dog XD
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I had lived in Alabama for about two months when someone used not one, but two slurs to promise me they were going to repay me some money they borrowed. I still think about that sometimes nearly fifteen years later.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Everything I have ever learned about Peter Thiel has been against my will and I have immediately regretted learning it.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
So speaking of Yesterdayland, Tomorrowland (the music festival) is currently burning down.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
The way to win trans rights back in Alabama is to start a trans-owned THC product delivery service called "your tokin trans friend"
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Imagine if every trans person took their GitHub private for trans day of remembrance. The internet would stop working
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Thinking about Richard Nixon's last meal as president
Cottage cheese nestled in pineapple slices next to a big glass of milk on a silver platter
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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 03/07/2025
Helen Keller and LL Cool J were alive at the same time. We don’t know what to do with this information, but we thought we should tell you.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Setup a virtual mailbox and an out-of-office email reply directing people to mail the virtual mailbox. Configure the virtual mailbox so letters get scanned and emailed to you. People can still technically email you if they need to, but they have to mail a letter and pay postage to do it.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Is there actually a law against owning a little tiny tank? I feel like if the armored vehicle didn't exceed level III plate and the cannon was just a 37mm grenade launcher, the entire vehicle might technically be classified as a flare gun and could be shipped to your front door.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Excuse me, I was never on Twitter. I was a Discord shitposter who wanted to expand their audience beyond my polycule and some random trans people. Bluesky probably wasn't the right move.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Yes.
Deleted Reddit post titled "Is skateboarding only for leftists?"
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I'm starting to get suspicious that CPSC celebrates the 4th of July by blowing up mannequins. CPSC: don't wear bombs as hats *blows up crash dummy* CPSC: we had to put work gloves on the mannequin so the hands didn't melt 🫠
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
One of the lobbyists on this issue, the IWF, has previously lobbied against the expansion of Title IX to fund women's sports and has advocated for traditional gender roles. Their position is one of convenience, and they will throw both women's sports and women under the bus as soon as they can.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Kraftwerk turns 55 this year. We could literally have an EDM radio station that follows the classic rock format of the 90s. We'll call it Yesterdayland.
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Rebecca C. Lewis @rebeccaclewis.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy first day of LGBTQ Wrath Month to all who celebrate
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I need this like yesterday. Pair it with a tube of Thomy sweet and spicy mustard and a bottle of Weihenstephaner for a complete breakfast.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
A European style road warning sign (a white equilateral triangle with a red border) with a black silhouette of the Porta Nigra inside of it. The Porta Nigra is an ancient Roman gateway built after 170 AD located in Trier, Germany.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
the optimum multicam pattern for hiding in holly bushes marked "Special Buy of the Day"
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Look at this and take a hint, Rep. Butler. It's ironic that he represents a place called Rainbow City. If we can turn out like 5 people to march from the Rainbow City industrial park rainbow statue to the FedEx shipping center, that's proportionally equivalent to Budapest.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@horizon.forza.net Please note that while this recall does not impact the 2015 RZR XP 1000 EPS, the outstanding recall notice Z-16-01-AA for an improperly routed fuel tank vent may pose a fire risk to gamers.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
History and Alternative History. Put Harry Turtledove next to Howard Zinn, cowards. You can't be neutral on a speeding airship.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
This is a reduced scale 3D printed plastic replica of a Claymore directional anti-personnel mine, labeled "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY," wired into a residential doorbell. It is sold as a "funny no-solicitors" sign.

The fake mine is olive drab green with red and black wires connected to a doorbell. The replica is fixed to a brick wall to the right of the front door. The door is open.

This is not a real explosive and poses no danger.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
The official spokesperson of Y'all Qaeda made the announcement at 7:11 PM CST. Reporters noted that he was unironically wearing an airsoft plate carrier covered in patches of Calvin peeing on antifa. He was last seen in Milton, FL, drinking Milwaukee's Best Ice in the Stuckey's parking lot.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Yes, but only on a technicality. I emailed Merriam-Webster to please fix this mistake in the next revision of the dictionary. I tried to email Palantir to ask them to please stop, but it just bounced back undeliverable from a .gov email address.
A screen capture from the 1990s anime The Brave Fighter of Sun Fighbird. Yutaro Katori, a human android, gestures to a yellow butterfly and misidentifies it as a pigeon. This is frequently recaptioned and shared as a meme to depict confusion or innocence. It has been recaptioned "is this hentai?"
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Well, we're in the off-season for the state legislature. This is the time when all the activists that fought against invasive weather control machine bans rest, recover, and get ready to defend your Second Amendment right to cloud seeding next year. Here's a sneak peak of how I'm preparing.
A screenshot of an Amazon shopping cart. There are five noisy cricket beeping prank device 6-packs in the cart, for a total of 30 hidden office prank beepers. They are $18.99 per 6-pack for a total of $94.95.

The device is a printed circuit board measuring about an inch or two on each side, with a tiny speaker and a coin cell battery. It randomly beeps when powered.
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A photo of the DVD case of Ralph Bakshi's animated film Wizards (1977)
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
killdozer is my fursona. they kicked me out of the con pretty quick
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Judas Butler @judasbutler.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
every great legend begins with grabbing another drink
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