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John

@juanvaldes.bsky.social
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Nerd, iOS dev, Gamer, Giants, Sounders Lots of bitching about politics & soccer.

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 10h
When the neighborhood bully meets the real OG . 🤣
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13h
Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently.
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STEMthebleeding @stemthebleeding.bsky.social · 9h
We really don't talk about how much cover the false claim that "all politicians lie" has given the GOP in the past 2 decades. Because it allows voters to discount things they don't agree with as "lies" and make up a completely subjective narrative of what their policies actually are.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 19h
Ukraine’s National Guard says it completed a second successful humanitarian delivery to Russian-occupied Oleshky overnight. Together with other Defense Forces units, troops delivered nearly four tonnes of food, medicine and packages for children. #Ukraine
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 19h
A new Russian strike on the Northern bridge in #Kyiv. Russian continues its campaign to make life in Kyiv unbearable.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Did the refs just skip stoppage time? lol
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 23h
Mexico showing their talent and quality only to shoot themselves in the foot repeatedly and melt down in the final stages: The Rafa Marquez DNA is evident
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck it, lets get 4. Keep the streak alive. #usmnt
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Awesome, we completely missed the third goal as they were showing off the moment(s) of the match. Hope someone in the audience got it 😒
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
You love to see it
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Obed mentioned! 🙌
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Soccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 23h
CAVAN SULLIVAN CHIPS THE GOALKEEPER TO SCORE HIS FIRST USMNT GOAL 🤯🤯🤯 Cavan becomess the new youngest ever goal scorer for the national team 🇺🇸📈
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 23h
Omg i forgot how much i missed this feeling. 2-0 is the most beautiful scoreline in the world
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Watch this and enjoy
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
Dirty dirty bastards! #usmnt
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 23h
HOLY SHIT SULLIVAN Have a crack kid.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hell yeah Hall! Right place right time to clean up the garbage. #usmnt
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those fucking BASTARDS!!!! 🤬🤬🤬 Mint is my favorite.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s good for the Goose (Netanyahu) is good for the gander (Zelensky)
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 03/10/2026
Trump promised prices would come down on day one. Check your receipt before you vote.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Jake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 02/10/2026
Been way too long since bbq tears.
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Frank MacDonald @frankmsounders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Late Show returns: Sixth time Sounders found a winner at 89' or later vs KC, but first time in 12 years. Also, Gomez 4th sub in last 5 games to find joy.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NINE POINT HOMESTAND!!! LET’S FUCKING GO!!!
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit! Stupidest goal of the season???
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KC defenders trying to give Morris an atomic wedgie there. Great follow up & finish by Gomez. #ebfg
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fart noises
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got tickets for A Perfect Circle 🥳
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolutely wild. Glad they landed safely.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The kids these days will hardly believe it, but a mere two years ago, the mental & physical (lack of) acuity of Elderly Presidents was the Great Issue of Our Time. Someone should tell Jake Tapper & Alex Thompson, so they can write a book on it.
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wolfgabe.bsky.social @wolfgabe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh so now Republicans are finally realizing that letting their party get hijacked by Nazi freaks and Christo Fascist nut job weirdos was in fact a very bad idea right as they are on the verge of potentially their biggest mid-term humiliation in decades
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Bad Boys2: Dona Maria Tapia's Quote
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dennis Haskins, who played Mr. Belding on Saved by the Bell, has died. He was 75.
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UNITED24 Media @united24media.com · 28/09/2026
This woman's diary reveals the horrors Russia inflicted on Ukraine's Mariupol. 🧵 1/14 ⬇️
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure it’s tenable if, going forward, every president knows that so long as they have firm control over DOJ, enough loyal senators to avoid removal, and are willing to issue blanket pardons on the way out, they can break any law they please while in office.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pilot riding a nuclear bomb as it falls on a target
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@colosseum.live
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Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We love you Tom, we do We love you Tom, we do We love you Tom, we love you RIP el president 💙💚 #ebfg #Sounders
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I agree Arriola fuck cancer #ebfg
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hi Hugo! 👋 @mividaseattle.bsky.social
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made good chocolate chip cookies. Taste just like moms. ❤️
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love usmnt babies scoring on their debut. 🙌
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think that foul is outside the box.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 25/09/2026
Great conversation. Dylan is doing the work. We talk about the toll of that towards the end of the episode.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Durian
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"You haven't a real appreciation of Newspeak, Winston," he said almost sadly. "Even when you write it you're still thinking in Oldspeak."
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Ari Liljenwall @ari.lobbingscorchers.com · 24/09/2026
The Seattle Sounders have WON A GAME! This is not a drill, 2-0 over RSL, Moose and Rusnak on the goals. I'll be firing up this postgame live from Lumen Field, come bask in victory for the first time in many months👇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ayh...
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Fans react to Seattle Sounders vs. Real Salt Lake!
YouTube video by Lobbing Scorchers
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I may have witnessed the last yellow card of Ydelin’s career in century link stadium.
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John @juanvaldes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This pisses me off to no end. My father was diabetic and I know first hand how quickly he could go south. ICE neglect is killing people on purpose. 🤬🤬🤬
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