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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 17h
Did you ask a lawyer? Or the state bar association? Or just people, like Josh, at the Circle K?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Musk’s capacity to throttle Starlink is evil, sure, but it also embodies the evil of subscription models and a lack of a right to repair.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Musk’s capacity to throttle Starlink is evil, sure, but it also embodies the evil of subscription models and a lack of a right to repair.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell snd that’s fine, but my greatest fear is that I’ll be stuck in a room watching sports with Joe Buck and Chris Collingsworth for eternity.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Four Seasons Total Landscaping has a nice winter lawn care special going
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why don’t they have ai powered robots to push their wee trucks already?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Worst dildo ever
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Such a turn off…that really discourages me from ever trumping again
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s been the case since 2001. And that’s more than 25 years
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s a sick, narcissistic project to be clear… but Trump’s arch is actually even a worse design, so there’s even that too
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What everyone else here has said…
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is worth saying again, Pete Hegseth is an incompetent shit of a person: not wise, not compassionate, not intelligent. Hell will enjoy him for a good long time.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That’s triple the Robert Pollard rate
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Philly is laughing
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only a billion? Such optimism
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice, but could you force LabCorp to feel less like a greyhound station?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess you don’t have to pay as much when there aren’t any musicians
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Texas surely has more wrongly convicted folks in jail than non-citizen voters
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morrissey has also cancelled his performances with Ed Sheeran
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you’re willing to throw anybody under the bus, you’re willing to throw anybody under the bus. Everything else, however the specifics are better or worse than your adversary, rests on that foundation (viz, the golden rule) Posted 2 days ago to a different thread; but I stand by it-thanks Julia
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait! Are you starting to encroach on nerdy shoegazer territory? You can’t speak for me. But maybe you play backgammon?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dog humped my leg once. It was ok, but I’m pretty stoked I can still be an agent. Gonna get a badge and finally taze that german shepherd
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you’re willing to throw anybody under the bus, you’re willing to throw anybody under the bus. Everything else, however the specifics are better or worse than your adversary, rests on that foundation (viz, the golden rule)
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Real question: why does Jared always look like a weasel is gnawing his scrotum?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What if we all chipped in and paid $5000 each to tell him to go fuck all the way off?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actually, pretty much par for the course with this douchenozzle of a president
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shart and stroke schadenfreude
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He tends to wake on diaper loading. Thus Shit brings more of his bullshit.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now that his wife has split, he’ll do anything to get close to Laura Loomer.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brooke, I remember when the government controlled what you could do with your fertility
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Elected an ogre, got a troll
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That’s exactly why I haven’t flushed my toilet in decades.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s awesome, honestly, to be a gladiator spectator and watch children get abused for their own good while I follow from my ez-boy recliner. Wtf. This is horrifying
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Put on your own oxygen mask first. Or you cannot help the ones around you.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tbh, I am more into curling and follow professional cycling but hey, if you can jump the shark, I’ll sit in a chair and watch
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ken, we have never met. My name is Jonathan. I love how eclectic your threads are. I don’t give a hoot about golf, but I do like the CFL and sledding but this just goes over the top to go into Eurovision territory.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Beautiful, even when it lists to the left
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also, bones will re-break.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He’s broken so much wind, it’s time to break earth.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As one of his constituents, I’d say dry hand.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brain death be like that
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How does this not fall within the scope of the SC decision (last week?!) regarding standing in the East Room Ballsack case? That seemed to me create a range of activities which have no particular individual or group uniquely harmed sufficient to have standing.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How can a gay man never have read Martin Niemoeller? He is a traitor to his own life
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lake Canada really is beautiful, but it will always be Lake Ontario to me
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And John Fetterman said “hell yeah and I can beat up those vegan commies”
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They have just created a new category of legal non-accountability. With a project like this, there is no particular individual or small group that can claim injury. What’s to stop him from now giving away a national Park?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The dark night of a collective soul.
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