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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Philly is laughing
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess you don’t have to pay as much when there aren’t any musicians
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Morrissey has also cancelled his performances with Ed Sheeran
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium does also have much cuter jerseys
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Shocking, but Morrissey has cancelled his Freedom 250 concert.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Ravens bring errant leg to scythe fight
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Oh Canada, With glowing hearts we see thee rise How about coming to Florida and arresting our president? He’d do well in Millhaven right now 🧐
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
May your 2026 be excellent
youtu.be
11:59 (It's January)
YouTube video by Scrawl - Topic
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Explain it to me like I’m a first grader, but without mentioning manifest destiny or oil or Epstein files. Why war on Venezuela, Daddy?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just curious, but has anyone ever subscribed to The New Yorker because of the cards that fall out on the floor?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Pete Hegseth, since you’re now taking requests… why don’t you get bombed and fuck off you evil fuck? Thanks!
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
It’s yet to be self-driving, but the new AutoShit feature comes standard with all Teslas for 2026
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The Supreme Court is using the emergency shadow docket as its Citizen United. Thus, wreckage.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
No LA. No
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Is this not the Radio Shack of candies? How are they still in business?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
There are 800-1100 billionaires in the country. That’s an easy target, like old ladies in fur instead of bikers in leather, when progressive taxes and enmity ought to kick in much much sooner
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Warrior Pete is the dumb kid who took away all the wrong lessons, like that war is a great place to meet girls.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Looks like a change of sharpie for our Dear Chief Meteorologist! But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In theory, Bob Dylan is in there playing but he’s too cool to be visible.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
100 years later, I can listen to Franz Ferdinand; 100 from now I wonder if the great-grandkids will be queuing up for The Charlie Kirks
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Sorry- I don’t like political violence (this will develop badly) but Charlie Kirk worked to crush freedom. Wildly undeserving www.cnn.com/webview/us/l...
cnn.com
Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot dead on Utah campus; shooter still at large | CNN
Charlie Kirk, the conservative political activist and co-founder of Turning Point USA, was killed after being shot at an event at Utah Valley University. Follow for live updates.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Robot lady says “we’re here! Be best!”
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I’d love to see a delegate say —not in English— “you stupid shitbags are evil. The future will never muster enough urine to drown your graves in the piss you deserve.” And then watch the translator try to drive that one through the earhole.
propublica.org
The Trump Administration Is Promoting Its Anti-Trans Agenda Globally at the United Nations
U.S. delegates have objected to use of the word “gender” in U.N. documents during forums on topics as varied as women’s rights, science and technology, global health, toxic pollution and chemical wast...
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage.
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Who thought Harvard would be ground zero for resistance? The same Harvard that threw the first Black chancellor under the bus? Why are the yts so eager for someone to save them using the perfumy language of “leadership”? Stop expecting institutions to save you.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job. He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation. That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Sorry, but I hate the US today.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Okay. Piss off you 6-3 majority, and take Mitch McConnell with you. And I’m staring with anger at the late, great RGB here too. Trans kids will die because of your sophistry.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
www.huffpost.com/entry/donald... I am so comforted knowing the Cheetoführer is an arms length away from the nuclear codes
huffpost.com
Trump Reposts Nutty Conspiracy Theory That Biden Was 'Executed' In 2020 And Replaced By Clones
The conspiracy theory seemed to claim that the country had been run by "clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities" during Biden’s entire term.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Quick question for the parents in the room: who asks their kid to punch them in the face?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Really John Fetterman? You would rather have a dad daughter date and show up and do your job? Wouldn’t we all? You do know that you have the option of resigning at any time don’t you? Pennsylvania didn’t hire you to go on dates.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Episcopal church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status You go Episcopalians. Refuse snd Resist
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I miss the days when jesus was just my health insurance and not my bank account
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
On the day the nazis rolled into Paris, Simone Weil wrote (approx) “this is a great day for the people of Indochina.” Amongst the current shitshow, besides the obvious technofascists, I wonder who will find it a great day. Penguins don’t count
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
When asked if he was frustrated that The Atlantic story has gotten so much attention, Trump said no, calling it “the only glitch in two months, and turned out not to be a serious one,” Haake of NBC wrote on X. Not true.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
MLB needs to step up when Jackie Robinson gets erased. Even Ted Williams would say that’s fucked up.
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 14/03/2025
Senate Democrats must refuse to provide the votes to pass this partisan Republican spending bill. Stand up and fight for the American people like House Democrats did. Vote no on cloture. Refuse to be complicit in giving Musk and Trump a slush fund to destroy Americans lives.
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
How is DOGE funded? Genuine question, but wouldn’t congress have to authorize the group and its own budget?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Alright. I cannot watch this BS any longer
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
This presidency is really just another licensing deal: sold to the highest bidder, with trump’s name slapped on it
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How long before the Trump-Google Cartographic Expedition realizes it can rename Lake Ontario to Lake Empire State?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Real question. Do you think Trump knows that Canada has the 51st state would more than double the land area of the United States? Does he have any inkling how big Canada actually is?
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Since renaming is his gig, why doesn’t the cheetoführer just call it The Trump Center. Git her done. No jazz, just nascar, farm shows, and indoor golf with Hooters in the lobby.
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Because you make such a stunning Democrat…
pennlive.com
Fetterman says he’s not switching parties: ‘I would make a pretty bad Republican’
Rumors have swirled after the senator representing Pennsylvania reached out to Republicans and visited Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
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