jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I guess you don’t have to pay as much when there aren’t any musicians 000
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Morrissey has also cancelled his performances with Ed Sheeran 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Shocking, but Morrissey has cancelled his Freedom 250 concert. 020
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 02/04/2026So, the balls of despair are on a slow rollout as it were, but that allows them to still be in play tomorrow. More immediately successful were the sheets of bubble wrap I put under the rugs in the kindergarten 110
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 07/11/2025It’s yet to be self-driving, but the new AutoShit feature comes standard with all Teslas for 2026 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Is this not the Radio Shack of candies? How are they still in business? 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Warrior Pete is the dumb kid who took away all the wrong lessons, like that war is a great place to meet girls. 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Looks like a change of sharpie for our Dear Chief Meteorologist! But is it a hurricane or another Jeffrey in-joke? 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 13/09/2025In theory, Bob Dylan is in there playing but he’s too cool to be visible. 010
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 09/08/2025He’s such a disaster. Doesn’t even know, “ don’t shoot the heroine.” 000
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Just a little creative intervention I offered up in 2017 at a Philly parking garage. 020
jthp.bsky.social @jthp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I am so done with John Fetterman. But not nearly so much as he is with his job. He barely shows up, and then whines about how the work disrupts his vacation. That attitude gets you fired at the Jiffy Lube, or any other real job. 000
