Sign in

Jared "the wolfman" Mason

@jthewolfmanm.bsky.social
192 followers 161 following 1.4K posts

(he/him) writer, artist, improvisor, co-parent, dad, bi/pan 🏳️‍🌈. Yeah, I’ll do a guest spot on your podcast. jemason921@gmail.com TTRPG: jthewolfmanm.itch.io

PostsRepliesMedia
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
played this for students compare/contrast pov it's as old as them music.youtube.com/watch?v=8UVN... #haiku #teaching #music
music.youtube.com
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Gotye
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I don't care for Charles..."
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And I'm not expecting much by way of asset recovery, but fuck man...
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Folks don't get it. Fully prosecuting the entire group is the only way we get to possibly recover any of the money they've stolen.
110
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Annie Lennox in the "Walking On Broken Glass" video
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sport Clips: Where Horses Get Their Running Shoes
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn't want too much caffeine this late. But I suppose if you're on Captain's time, you drink a lot of caffeine.
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey, come on over i have a joint and brewed tea it's hobbit season #haiku #tea #whimsy
A teapot featuring mushrooms, a tea cup with gnomes and foxes, and a joint sit on a wooden table
160
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All my homies clown on Watson and Crick every chance we get. (@tinz.bsky.social is all my homies)
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
needed: one new job burning out in the classroom it's really bad, folks #haiku #teaching #job
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh man, you have to. It's such a wonderfully whimsical love letter to movie making.
130
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was the worst accident I even seen, on a night just like tonight. Why, tonight's the anniversary.
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was too. Turns out, new people bring out new things within you. It's neat.
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
just finished north sun so good and so disgusting fuck capitalism #haiku #book #weirdlit
Cover for North Sun: The Voyage of the Whaleship Esther by Ethan Rutherford
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh, don't mind me folks just crying at two towers sam's speech to frodo youtu.be/k6C8SX0mWP0?... #haiku #keepgoing
youtu.be
LOTR The Two Towers - The Tales That Really Mattered...
YouTube video by EgalmothOfGondolin01
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
taught a new mantra: i'm not streaming, there's no chat don't need to comment #haiku #teaching #freshmen
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just like a greyhound puppy...
001
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love that we've pretty much known the American Dream was dead and rotting since, like, the 1920s and just kept trying to prop its bloated, clown-faced corpse up in the department store windows for all the kids to pray to. It rocks so hard.
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does it make you want to sing "Holy Diver"?
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My favorite thing to teach my freshmen is to end each paragraph of lit analysis by answering "So, what?" They look at me like I'm crazy, but it works so well.
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hawk calls from the tree as the last drops of rain fall sleepy autumn day #haiku #birding #autumn
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my brain feels liquid overly pressurized, too surely, this is fine #haiku #mentalhealth #badbrain
011
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
community art a lovely way to connect it's art walk, baby #haiku #beverlyartwalk #beverly #chicago
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Monster by A. Lee Martinez was a lot of fun.
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mushroom and anchovies on every pie!
010
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey Chicago South Siders (and others): please go to rhschallenge.square.site and help the Ridge Historical Society hire an archivist to go through the massive piles of history from the Beverly and Morgan Park neighborhoods. @sorenspicknall.bsky.social @suesswassersee.bsky.social
rhschallenge.square.site
Ridge Historical Society: $10,000 Matching Challenge
An anonymous donor has generously provided a $10,000 matching grant to help us preserve that history—help to unlock it!
11412
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was just saying how perfect a combo of sitcom and sketch comedy it is.
030
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
updated linkedin did a couple resumes i can't keep teaching #haiku #burnout #zerojoy
221
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sang karaoke for my birthday this weekend gen z loved this one music.youtube.com/watch?v=2iiG... #haiku #talkingheads
music.youtube.com
[Nothing But] Flowers [2005 Remaster]
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
today i'm forty depression hit yesterday always had timing #haiku #mentalhealth #doyouremember #bahdiah
071
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tom Jones sang a bunch of songs about being old and close to dying last night at Ravinia and it was awesome as hell.
010
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“A police department in Texas that arrested a local resident for complaining on social media about their city’s contaminated water supply has been ordered closed after failing to prove it provided any benefit to the community.”
theguardian.com
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
413735
Reposted by Jared "the wolfman" Mason
Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you're in Beverly and pro-union, you should be going to Two Mile (by the 99th St. Metra stop), not Starbucks. If you're pro-small business and prefer to shop local, you should be going to Two Mile. If you're pro-good coffee, you should be going to Two Mile.
1144
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I imagined this was sung as well.
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sicko_yes.img
000
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's so god damn good. #swanboy
0111
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
skip the wizard show instead play my wizard game "yer a wizard, fran" #haiku #ttrpg #itchio #fuckjkrowling jthewolfmanm.itch.io/autumn-bells...
jthewolfmanm.itch.io
Autumn Bells: A New Class by jthewolfmanm
A solo journaling ttrpg.
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
skip the wizard show instead play my wizard game become the teacher #haiku #ttrpg #itchio #fuckjkrowling jthewolfmanm.itch.io/autumn-bells
jthewolfmanm.itch.io
Autumn Bells by jthewolfmanm
A solo journaling roleplaying game
051
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
first game club meeting familiar faces and new they love smash brothers #haiku #teaching #games
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dependable animal, I say, dependable, but dumb.
021
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just...cover more of my medical costs?
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seriously, why does my health insurance have a rewards program?
A mailer advertising a cash rewards program for Blue Cross Blue Shield Illinois
250
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Phil? Phil Conners? I thought that was you!"
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
goodnight, sweet cricket never short on elegance hope the smells are great #rip #haiku
A corgisitting in an armchair with her forepaws resting on the armrest. A corgi in a Santa hat
090
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How is this fucking legal?
Screen shot of a text from Blue Cross Blue Shield offering points for rewards.
110
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And if you forget, it will come back to you.
030
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
some think "me vs you" others think in "us vs them" really, there's just "us" #haiku
010
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Joke my 7 year old and I work-shopped last night: What dinosaur fits in your mouth? A Canker-saur
020
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
three big crows outside patrolling the school campus hope they'll come back soon #haiku #birds #crows
050
Jared "the wolfman" Mason @jthewolfmanm.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Oh man, now I want one, too. Maybe that'll be lunch tomorrow.
010