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Josh Simon

@jss1113.bsky.social

166 followers 133 following 1K posts

ACAB, BLM, LGBTQIA+, EIEIO. He/him. 6σ west of strange. Also this username on FB and mastodon.social.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 2h

Gouda for them?

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 2h

You never struck me as the ultraviolet type.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 2h

It's plaintext. Any tone is inferred.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

You otter come here, then.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Aye, Sir.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Certainly not anyone who knows you, at least.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Only if you want to be a day late.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Probably not.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Paging Jax Deboo....

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

But of course! …Wait, this isn’t a Gray Poupon commercial?

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So, you keep forgetting. Have you been tested for Oldtimers disease yet?

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You have to ask yourself that? After all this time??

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That looks like more than a semi.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

... I'll be in my bunk.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not yet. When will you be at my gym?

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That was a great motss.con; thank you again for hosting/coordinating.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sounds like you could use a soak in a hot tub.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But but but... Those look like pajamas, not Pampers®.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

MP4 or it didn't happen.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Of course I do. I don't wear a hat.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yes.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You did such a great job on those other committees that they want to have you help on theirs, even if you've never attended their conference?

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

... I'll be in my bunk.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Yes, please.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Explain a video game plot badly: You have to eat a lot and avoid ghosts.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You might be surprised.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm not sure how well that'd fly with the nontechnical or less technical people (e.g., HR, Finance, C-suite, etc.).

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Delightful. I should inflict that video on my team at work.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

(1) What. Did. You. Do. To. The. Repo? (2) I put that (with a link to the video) in as an easter egg in an app I wrote for work.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pumpkin Spice-scented seasonal small-batch chloroform!

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"With"? Or "in" or "on"?

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How pleased IS punch, anyhow?

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ESPECIALLY moderation.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Unless something's changed drastically, I have to agree with @hcoyote.bsky.social here. Sorry @funnelfiasco.bsky.social.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No. Instead of “potential “ I think “probable.”

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone, perhaps with chronic conditions, waiting and waiting for a hospital room to become available could be said to be "hospital camping."

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

En garde!

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That's hysterical. But shortly after I moved to Bostonia, someone was insisting I knew everyone and I denied it... only to turn the corner and run into someone I knew, so it's not unheard of.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Welcome to my birth town. I hope you enjoy your stay.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I did! I did taw a puddy tat!

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"I tawt I taw a puddy tat." – Tweety

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

And now you know why you should always leave an emergency back door in your code.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am very concerned about the circumstances of you unironically uttering the latter choice.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yes. But I'm often by myself.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I use the butter wrapper to grease my (glass) loaf pan (sides and bottom) and it's usually been sufficient for me, but yeah, adding a bit of flour or using parchment paper can help.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Affirmative.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Or it's about two months late, depending on US vs UK dmy vs mdy, which is why ISO 8601 is so important.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There's one.

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Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Until someone posts it to Bluesky, anyhow. Rawr.

Josh Simon @jss1113.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

But only on days ending in -Y?

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