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Jim Sharkey

@jsharkey67.bsky.social
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Husband, father, gamer, actuary, metalhead. Everything else is just BS.

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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 6h
Sorry I missed you this year! Hope it was a good con for you.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why are so many of these wannabe ubermenschen the most awkward, uncool dorks imaginable?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's exactly how we like it.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How many other bands can you look at, and with a straight face, say "This is the bassist's band"? Not too many!
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It stands out even among a string of albums from Iron Maiden through Seventh Son of a Seventh Son that are wall-to-wall bangers, just an all-time great run of metal.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We've taken "Fuck dem kids" to levels never before seen.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's not a pop culture con you can attend that won't have at least one person who thinks carrying a "You lost The Game" sign is the height of cleverness.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr. Bezos suggests to me that "Fuck you" money isn't a real thing.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I can't work out my family business on my own, I need government intervention" is a heck of a thing to admit on live TV.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Dipper Pines Presses Start
ALT: Dipper Pines Presses Start
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.” ― Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Charles is such a weenie."
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A good nap is one of life's little pleasures.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I farm out my social obligations to a bot" is not actually better.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today I read an article where the Legends and Lattes guy calls Pratchett "cozy." Is it just because there's precious little on-screen murder hobo-ing? It's a mind-bogglingly bad take from anyone who's actually read a Discworld book.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My youngest and I genuinely enjoyed watching the first two seasons of Star vs. the Forces of Evil together, and then the wheels fell all the way off.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A judge friend of mine has informed me the plan is to let the player keep the cards, but replace the pack for the purpose of the Limited event. So sodium chloride crisis averted.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is pretty cool for pack cracking, but if you thought Sealed deck could be a crapshoot before...I'm still going to play it, but the salt may occasionally flow over someone getting a god pack. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
magic.wizards.com
Updating Our Boosters in 2027
We're making the booster-opening experience even more exciting in 2027. Here are the changes you can expect starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The VF staff sitting around, brainstorming "How we make this dork look cool?"
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I get that you heard this story and it seemed compelling, but you are getting embarrassed out here - and rightfully so - by people who actually dug into this man's own words. Honestly, get your house in order, and do a little actual research on someone whose story you want to tell.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cool thing I wanted to mention for my Magic friends, @klugalters.bsky.social was featured in a question in the current Learned League minileague that is about the intersection of pop culture and fine art, including an image of his Bosch-inspired Damnation.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Taking Airtrain to NJ Transit into New York Penn Station is pretty easy. There's always the chance of something up with the rail, of course, but it's arguably the easiest of the three NYC area airports in terms of getting into Midtown (one assumes this is NYCC-related).
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which one of these positions is supposed to make me dislike her, exactly?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of the small pleasures in living in a world with too many wealthy sociopaths is that almost all of them appear to be miserable human beings. So at least they're suffering along with the plebes they look down on.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time he gets up in front of a crowd, he sounds more and more like a bully from an 80s teen sex comedy.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like WotC is trying to seduce @ajacobs.bsky.social into playing Magic. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
magic.wizards.com
Secret Lair: Corn Maze Superdrop
Head into the corn maze—we've got demons to hunt. The Corn Maze Superdrop launches on October 14, 2026, with eight new drops!
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a couple extra shekels in your pocket for dumb stuff is one of the few upsides to being an old fart.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am glad to see that in this sea of things that are terrible, you can still find weeb on weeb violence out there to change it up a bit once in a while. At least it's an excuse for this pic.
Weeb girl smacks weeb boy.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The number of people who have never gotten a smack in the mouth for running it and learned all the wrong lessons from that is a lot more than zero.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ladder-pulling, a time-honored American tradition
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can someone please help grandpa to bed?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy mackerel, this is so good. I strongly urge you to give this your 60 seconds. www.tiktok.com/@bocxtop/vid...
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Situationship Discours’e @Malik @Cait🧃 @Reggie @Stfujustbehappy
TikTok video by prance
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Driving a stick is fun, and I think it does make you pay a little more attention to what you are doing because of the interaction aspect, but that ship sailed here in the States by the time I was born. I have been lucky to get two cars with it.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clown shit
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Part of the reason we never left our "starter house" was because I didn't want my kids around those kids.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Florence Pugh isn't beautiful" is an insane take.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obscene wealth does awful things to your brain.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our monkey brains were not meant to have a cocaine button in our pockets at all times.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm through the first couple episodes, and Large Man Punch, But For Good is an apt description. It's pretty good. Large Man also comes across as a little spectrum-y, which I assume is intentional.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reacher
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have avoided the Large Man show since it premiered, since it didn't seem like my kind of thing. But I have friends who regularly bang on about it, so I watched the first couple episodes. It's pretty good, it turns out. So I guess I will be Large Man-ing at lunch for a couple weeks.
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David Timoney @fromarsetoelbow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around ‘free speech’ and ‘cancel culture’: whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship." www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Does it matter" if kids can multiply and divide? On what planet can I trust an engineer/scientist/accountant who can't do those things?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it comes to NYC I am going, and bringing the whole crew with me. Totoro was a movie we watched together when they were kids more times than I can readily count.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Worse, I think.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a cool deck, but it seems pretty stressful to pilot for a bunch of rounds. Although I suppose that might be true of most Legacy decks.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me at the time would not have been interested. Me now would punch a baby to be a fly on the wall here. Tagging @michaelchu7.bsky.social for value.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would love to hear the chatter among the translators and diplomatic staff after Trump's U.N. speech yesterday. Bad enough to have to sit through it as an ambassador, but at least you get a title and perks; being among the R&F listening to that drivel had to be worse.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Dems "want to trans your kids"? What does that even mean? Roving gangs of surgeons wielding scalpels to blast beats of Cattle Decapitation's "Forced Gender Reassignment"?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's a bad song.
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