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Jim Sharkey

@jsharkey67.bsky.social
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Husband, father, gamer, actuary, metalhead. Everything else is just BS.

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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 14h
Which one of these positions is supposed to make me dislike her, exactly?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 18h
One of the small pleasures in living in a world with too many wealthy sociopaths is that almost all of them appear to be miserable human beings. So at least they're suffering along with the plebes they look down on.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like WotC is trying to seduce @ajacobs.bsky.social into playing Magic. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
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Secret Lair: Corn Maze Superdrop
Head into the corn maze—we've got demons to hunt. The Corn Maze Superdrop launches on October 14, 2026, with eight new drops!
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am glad to see that in this sea of things that are terrible, you can still find weeb on weeb violence out there to change it up a bit once in a while. At least it's an excuse for this pic.
Weeb girl smacks weeb boy.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy mackerel, this is so good. I strongly urge you to give this your 60 seconds. www.tiktok.com/@bocxtop/vid...
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Situationship Discours’e @Malik @Cait🧃 @Reggie @Stfujustbehappy
TikTok video by prance
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Florence Pugh isn't beautiful" is an insane take.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Our monkey brains were not meant to have a cocaine button in our pockets at all times.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have avoided the Large Man show since it premiered, since it didn't seem like my kind of thing. But I have friends who regularly bang on about it, so I watched the first couple episodes. It's pretty good, it turns out. So I guess I will be Large Man-ing at lunch for a couple weeks.
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David Timoney @fromarsetoelbow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around ‘free speech’ and ‘cancel culture’: whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship." www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Does it matter" if kids can multiply and divide? On what planet can I trust an engineer/scientist/accountant who can't do those things?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a cool deck, but it seems pretty stressful to pilot for a bunch of rounds. Although I suppose that might be true of most Legacy decks.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me at the time would not have been interested. Me now would punch a baby to be a fly on the wall here. Tagging @michaelchu7.bsky.social for value.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would love to hear the chatter among the translators and diplomatic staff after Trump's U.N. speech yesterday. Bad enough to have to sit through it as an ambassador, but at least you get a title and perks; being among the R&F listening to that drivel had to be worse.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You average conservative voter in a nutshell.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Administration is obsessed with penises.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I once played a woman in a tourney, & mentioned that while I liked her B&W Midnight Hunt lands, I would find them hard to track. She responded she was colorblind, so it didn't matter. I said, "Oh, that's really rare in women!" Then later I wondered if she was trans, and was happy or mad about that.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Puzzled, but I think impressed. Or at least pleased.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TMW you get back from your walk just in time for WMMR's Back to School A-Z to start "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway".
static.klipy.com
Pacha Perfect
ALT: Pacha Perfect
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Blackbraid will not be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just brilliant work here
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I told my HS science & social studies teachers that in their students' lifetimes, the U.S. would go from "Yes, smart, talented people, please come here" to "Don't come here, we don't want your brains & ambition" they'd have sent me to the principal and told my parents I might be on drugs.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am mostly enjoying #Lanterns but the writers' room needs to buy a thesaurus. I admit I can be a bit of a potty mouth sometimes, but while in theory, the word "fuck" is highly versatile, in practice, its incessant use defangs it and is pretty off-putting.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Of all the things I do not care for regarding the "designing for EDH" philosophy, the biggest might be the obscene proliferation of legendary cards. Legends were cool and flavorful when they were introduced, and now it's just kind of boring.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There may eventually come a season when I do not second guess myself out of the correct answer to a question that should be a layup, but it is not this season.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I share a country with the people cheering at this lunatic's babble.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kermit tries to put on a show, preferably with a human guest star who gets it. Things get chaotic in funny and ridiculous ways. I don't know why you would mess with that formula.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Working out more; on sports car #2; going to a lot more concerts, including traveling to places far away to see them.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I missed that yesterday was Star Trek's 60th anniversary/birthday, etc. One of the few things my dad got right was introducing me to that show. On a related note, curse Le Creuset for making me seriously consider spending ~$70 on a cheese grater. The firstest of first world problems.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Goddamnit, they are going to get my money, aren't they?
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Besides screening for obsequious bootlicking, I think the Admin also screens for how smug and punchable a person is. If on a scale from Tom Hanks to Martin Shkerli you're not at least Colin Jost, you can't be hired for a public-facing position.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The President of the United States continues his descent into gibbering madness, and no one with any actual influence seems to want to hit the emergency stop button before this elevator hits the bottom.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is the one time of the year I am glued to my radio, for WMMR's A to Z. Getting to hear old songs that don't turn up anywhere else is always fun. Right now, it's Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend."
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This man will never be this cool again. What a catch.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I detest that ketamine-addled racist as much as the next reasonably normal person, but he is not wrong that while the number of possible moves is massive, the number of smart possible moves is a lot smaller. That said, "Even my friends don't text me back that fast" is an all-timer of a burn.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The suits saw interesting things were happening in a show, and decided it had to be stopped.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
More finding out for people effing around, please.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New Jersey, of course. There was one of these a while back that pinpointed my place of birth to the town next to the one I grew up in, and that was both impressive and mildly scary.
NJ trash based on how I talk, of course.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have been critical in the past of some of the Magic stories, but the last two "in universe" stories were great, and this current one for Reality Fracture is shaping up to be another win.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are governed by people who actually want to rule us, and I just don't know how that all ends.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
These men are nihilists, there's plenty to be afraid of.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Insert the "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme here. www.espn.com/sports-betti...
espn.com
'We are broken': One family's fight against gambling addiction
For Amit, it all started with a college poker game. Now he's in recovery from a gambling addiction that consumed him and his parents.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love Kyle Chandler, and I generally like to see people play with established characters, but as someone who's been a Hal Jordan fan for 40+ years, I am not loving the "crank Hal's fighter pilot arrogance up to 11" here they are doing in _Lanterns_. Still and all, enjoying the show a lot.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Somehow, I have still not become so jaded as to not be repelled by how much this Administration hates the idea of anything being a public good.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'll do this one. Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Rush Iron Maiden Yes Metallica Imperial Triumphant Florence and the Machine Eternal Champion Blood Incantation Clutch Mastodon
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My guess is some of you will find this interesting.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the dumber things the Internet has given to boys was your best friend's stoned older brother telling you bullshit writ large.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It looked like they might kill off the guy with the coolest voice in the Federation, and I might have had to riot if that happened.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dear game developers, if you put a difficulty slider in your game, I will use it if I want to. Don't make my second attempt at something clearly easier than the first; I want to work it out, not be handled with kid gloves. This post brought to you by Zero Company.
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Jim Sharkey @jsharkey67.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote vs. Acme was a hoot. The people behind it get what makes Loony Toons funny.
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