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Jared

@jrojo1212.bsky.social
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A dirty boy who comes down on the side of dissonance, I can't even relax without sirens off in the distances

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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
MY GOAT KO BACK
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Incredibly respectable and admirable organization Only 2 losing seasons from 99-07, 6 playoff trips, with a SB appearance and 5 division titles Bottomed out in 08-09, then made playoffs 10x from 10-22, won a Super Bowl, made another instead of tanking, made a HC change, stayed relevant, won again
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well when you put it like that, it looks bad
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
HOLY SHIT
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
CALEB WILLIAMS HOLY SHIT
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Carolina Panthers
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
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Jake @jakenazar.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I do still think Harbaugh is a good coach, but I’d be more interested in him as a candidate after a year away where he evaluated what went wrong in Baltimore. The breakdown with Lamar is probably a big part, but the blown lead thing was real. There was always something missing there. What was it?
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Oh shit lmao
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Hang the fucking banner.
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Insane pass.
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
If you're going to let your power hitting clubhouse leader leave, that can't be the pivot. Fuck out of here with that Moneyball "Make It Up In The Aggregate" bullshit
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Christopher Novak @chrisnovak91.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Objectively one of the worst signings in sports history. Period. Not just Major League Baseball. All of sports
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Jerry, Iraola Believer #DPMO @jerrysjusttalkin.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Wheel of Fortune has DraftKings partnerships?
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Happened to read that article at work this morning and audibly said "Fuck This" so I get it
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Honestly, they probably undersold it
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hell fucking yes
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 13/11/2025
A lot of media members are being real mouthy today about the mere suggestion that they probably should have done *something* with the pretty sizable amount of incriminating information they had. Odd.
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
This is rude lmao. Accurate but rude.
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The top of Wemby's head not being able to fit in the graphic is hilarious
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
ahhhh that one beautiful day when it felt like these people finally became a punchline rather than a threat, that the whole world could see these halfwits couldn't even organize a press conference let alone run a whole country then 4 years later they're back failing to run the country again
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 04/11/2025
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
the blue jays' only mistake was in the end its most costly
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Oh my fucking goodness they did it LMAO
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Watching Vlad Jr blossom into a SUPERSTAR superstar has been fucking amazing to watch
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superjanna @superjanna.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Hilarious fucking baseball game we've got going on
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
gonna be honest I'm a little surprised the FBI still has people doing standard FBI stuff
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Oh my goodness
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
My jaw was on the ground. 40/15 with 0 turnovers
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Hell yes
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Jeremy Stanley @jeremydstanley.com · 16/10/2025
And are you married?
 I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
.337!!!!! that'll get you in the HOF in baseball. also "eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey" is killing me. that's not even incognito like vodka in a water bottle lmao.
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
A Larry Walker BAC is crazy
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Let's Get Dangerous
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Right center and everything. Perfect.
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
“Them SuperPACs getting neutralized, I can only watch in silence. The creepy mayor we once knew is looking paranoid and now spiraling.”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
an absolutely beautiful place to get quickly married when trying to have a normal, mundane life after deciding to leave the world's deadliest crew of female assassins. go for it
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Shit through that lens?!? Not a chance lmao he's the cash cow, no chance in hell he'd let him if there was even a chance of an injury. Shohei sneeze wrong he off the mound
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Listen, he went 50/50 recovering from Tommy John lmao I will put *nothing* past that man. Not a thing
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
This is what Russell Westbrook did to triple doubles on steroids
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Yeah this is still kind of fucking wild to watch with regularity lmao
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and says `` im leaving here with somethin '' .
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Much appreciated on the clarification! It'll probably get a little muddy once CFB starts up but I guess we'll all find out together
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Hold up so since I have cable, I can just straight up just turn to ESPN and catch WrestleMania?
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The National League is fucking disgusting man lmao
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Jared @jrojo1212.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Well that wasn't fun. Is what it is
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