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Juan Rivera, P.E.

@jrivera64.bsky.social
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Relax, MAGA. The NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show is not some act of wokeness. The NFL loves money above all else and are trying to expand the game into Latin America. That being said, I’m so excited about Puerto Rican representation at the Super Bowl. 🇵🇷
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
BREAKING: Homeland Security asks Portland residents to immediately report any instances of malfunctioning escalators.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Trump loyalists must now do a cost-benefit analysis between risking indictment from the democrats when Trump is finally gone or risking indictment from Trump himself when you inevitably piss him off after you helped him stay.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Sorry Disney+ Hulu, I’m not re-subscribing until I see some big changes like you start defending the 1st Amendment and lower your price to $3.99 a month.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Tylenol tablets: Now with a new special coating designed to delay release of Epstein files.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Comedy is being dragged back to the Lenny Bruce era and not in the good way. #JimmyKimmel
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Alleged Charlie Kirk murderer Tyler Robinson attended a technical college in hopes of becoming an electrician. Instead he was radicalized by exposure to trans ideology…. I mean the classes were all about transformers, transistors, transducers, transponders, transceivers, transmitters…
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
All Taylor Robinson wanted out of college was to become an electrician but he was radicalized by a professor teaching about transformers.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is going to become a Halloween costume, isn’t it?
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
BREAKING: Latest Jobs Report sees sharp rise in manufacturing of excuses to hide the Epstein Files.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If MAGA had existed at the end of World War II, they be like “Well, we know there is a list of people who helped Hitler perpetrate the Holocaust but we can’t reveal the names on that list because they are rich and some are still in positions of power”.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Breaking: US Navy sinks drug trafficking boat off coast of Venezuela, severely disrupting Don Junior’s weekend party plans.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My dream scenario is he dies in the golf course while making a shot from the sand trap. You know, shot in the bunker.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani involved in serious car accident overnight. He’s been treated for his injuries at John Hopkins Total Landscaping and Gardens.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Nobody truly knows where Donald Trump is now. His last known location was The Epstein Files.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
BREAKING: Former President Barack Obama demands to see Donald Trump’s real death certificate.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
BREAKING: New survey shows baby Donald Trump surpasses baby Adolph Hitler as “Baby most likely to be murdered by future time travelers”.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Today’s mass shooting at a Minnesota school is a stark reminder to all republican politicians that it’s getting late to schedule their annual holiday family photo with all their guns.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Bunch of thugs. ACAB
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Gavin Newsom stands up to Trump with the confidence of a man who knows he’s not on Epstein’s list.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
You have to understand that when Trump complains about “crime-ridden cities” what he means is “there are a lot of black people just being visible going about their daily lives and that makes me uncomfortable”.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell went from maximum security to minimum security/work-release-program faster than you can say "Donald Trump is on the Epstein Files"
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I honestly couldn't care less what that bigoted fascist, child rapist Trump has to say. This is a white people problem and white people need to stand up to him and fix it.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The ballroom Trump wants to build at the White House is so large, that just 35 of them together would cover the entirety of Epstein’s Island.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Attorney General Pam Bondi: “The Epstein files have been lost in the Hawaii tsunami. However the tsunami has unearthed Obama’s real birth certificate and it’s now on my desk for complete review.”
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The one thing the death of Ozzy Osbourne and the death of Hulk Hogan have in common is that in both instances, I was saddened by the death of Ozzy Osbourne.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Opinion: The Biblical Case for Pedophilia By Speaker Mike Johnson
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
CNN: The Wall Street journal is reporting that in May, AG Pam Bondi and her deputy informed the president at a meeting in the white house that his name was in the Epstein files.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
When I was a teenager, Reagan told us to be afraid of Ozzy Osbourne. Forty years later, I am terrified of Reagan's fascist legacy.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Dear Media, I really... REALLY... do not care about Bill Cosby's opinion on the passing of Malcolm Jamal Warner. Let's not stain Mr. Warner's legacy like that.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When he dies, I won’t be providing the cyanide but I’ll be handing out the Kool Aid.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Puerto Ricans did not cross the US border. The US border crossed into our island. 🇵🇷
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Pro Tip: Republicans are not blocking the release of the Epstein files to protect Bill Clinton.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Superman is white foreigner, so technically that would make him an "expat".
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Now that Elon’s American Party is a real thing, you can look at his AP party and the GOP and say unironically that both parties are the same.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Texas basically traded their early flood warning system for posters of the Ten Commandments in classrooms.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Good. Put that rapist away.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Sure you’ll lose your Medicaid and whatnot but at least you kept Lia Thomas from getting a swimming medal.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
You just know the next cabinet meeting is going to reek of Trump Cologne. Specially Marco Rubio, he’s going to gargle that swill.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
If you had "The Idaho shooter was a MAGA" in the betting pool, congratulations, you only win 1¢ because everybody guessed correctly.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
MAGA just handed Bezos his biggest wedding gift: Billions in tax cuts!
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Wearing a maga hat is now an open invitation to get spit on.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you’re in the military and have not quit yet, you too are a warmonger pig.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The troops signed up for this. Ive no sympathy left for them.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Nothing he does is illegal. The Supreme Court has decided.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I hate Trump. I hate everything he stands for. I hate everyone who voted for him.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Walked past this place in Barcelona, Spain, just off La Rambla. No we didn’t dine there.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I’m done with the notion that any criticism of Israel, however small, amounts to antisemitism.
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Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I bet both Biden and Kamala knew about the Ukrainian plans and were laughing their asses off when they heard Trump tell Zelenskyy “You have no cards”.
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