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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 15h

If Democrats come away from the midterms with 52+ Senate seats, this man is 100% retiring, and the GOP will railroad through some sort of FedSoc Frankenstein's monster of a judge to replace Alito.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 21h

The funny thing about being a billionaire is that you never actually pay for anything.

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Michael McDonald @electproject.bsky.social · 21h

#earlyvote morning update 10/6: at least 1.5 million people have voted in the 2026 general election 🥳 election.lab.ufl.edu/early-vote/2...

election.lab.ufl.edu

UF Election Lab: 2026 General Election Early Vote Statistics

Live national and state-by-state early voting statistics for the 2026 general election.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 23h

Everything is a grift. Leave no stone unturned. Everything is a profit opportunity.

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Charles Booker @booker4ky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight was supposed to be the first Senate debate between myself and Andy Barr. We even held it in his Congressional District! He is too afraid to face me, so just like his tenure in Congress, he is a no show. Corrupt Andy Barr won’t show up for Kentucky, but I always will.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The man who pledged no new wars is asking voters to support endless wars while pushing baseless apocalyptic attacks on major U.S. cities

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Told his whole life he was a genius, all while he was bankrupting casinos.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Making your kids walk further to catch the bus all because he can't take the L and admit defeat.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yep. We're all being outsmarted by bacteria.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Notable liar continues to lie. Updates during the evening news.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

LeBron is one of the most famous humans on earth. He became a billionaire without the Polymarket deal. He could get a huge marketing deal for damn near anything. Why this? How much better can you live with that Polymarket money than without it? When do you simply draw a line?

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wish this was just a shot from Man in the High Castle, but no, it’s real.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nothing like a dreary Sunday morning stroll with the dog disrupted by a slew of gunfire. (We are fine.)

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Rays salvaged an otherwise deeply disappointing sports day for me.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Destroyed one of the world’s most storied film studios and will be handsomely rewarded for doing so.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If Democrats have 52+ seats come January, Alito will retire before the Christmas recess, and they'll shove some FedSoc-approved person through the confirmation process within hours.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Republicans want to replace you with AI. They value your life less than a computer server.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gotta love the dipshit Trekkie who apparently hasn’t understood a single episode of any Star Trek series dating back to TOS.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Every single day, this administration tells on itself. They don't care about people unless they have a sizable net worth. No need for new homes. No need for new jobs. Just data centers to power AI, which will replace you at work and "maximize shareholder value."

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ah, yes, notable construction and architectural experts, the United States Secret Service.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Just a morally broken country in so many ways.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

JD Vance has a far better chance of succeeding Jefferson Davis as the 2nd President of the Confederate States of America than of getting elected President of the United States.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

No, no, that's what his boss got from Russia after they showed him the tape.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like Cookie Monster saying, “You no worry. ME watch cookie jar! No one steal cookie on Cookie Monster watch!”

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Makes about as much sense as an overtired toddler in the backseat rambling about some make-believe thing they created during preschool that day.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wonder whether this will continue to happen once the Rays move into their new digs in Tampa. Something tells me that even if they've won another pennant or a WS before then, MLB will still treat them like a stepkid.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Amazing how one publication has seen the massive hole created by WaPo's gutting over the past few years and is slowly but surely trying to fill it.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you are justifiably concerned about the current crop of Republicans serving in public office, they pale in comparison to what's coming. Complete and total lunacy, detached from reality and the concerns of the people they're supposed to represent. Conspiracy theorists and bigots.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's my party and I'll shit on my own candidates if I want to.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can Atlanta just fuckin' beat Philly in a playoff series, please? My goodness.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reacts to every lazy pop fly with all the enthusiasm of a 6-year-old at their first MLB game.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He also said it was back-to-back extra inning games, which is also wrong.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Correct. Don't know WTF Votto is talking about.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Y'all, is it bad to put someone in charge of the Pentagon who is this obsessed with End Times?

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Giving a speech in front of a giant American flag like he's Patton, but all he knows about Patton is that single monologue in the 1970 film "Patton." He tried to watch it in school, but fell asleep after the opening scene.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Debuting new passport designs like he's Steve Jobs dropping the iPhone in 2007, because he can't actually do real diplomacy, so they're resorting to tech-guru-style product drops.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is definitely in no way a scam that will lead to certain out-of-state folks profiting off the backs of Alabamians. Digital snake oil.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

More than 1 million Americans died from covid. The only success from the administration was Operation Warp Speed to get vaccines in our arms--vaccines this administration now rejects as dangerous.

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Jake Quillen @jcubq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bryce Harper watching that Riley HR

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A whole bunch of doorbell cameras caught me running and dancing when Riley hit the go-ahead HR. They caught my dog joining me in celebration. We looked insane, but it was worth it.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congratulations, sir. Certainly, that will improve your 30% approval rating.

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sure, among a few tech CEOs who shower you with adulation and bribes.

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