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Joel Mendelson

@jpmendelson.bsky.social
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Comms and campaigns guy. Worked with a whole bunch of orgs and campaigns--some more fun than others. Don't know what I'm doing, but maybe I'll figure it out one day. (he/him)

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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Gators! 🫠🥴
A picture of a coffee mug with a frustrated Albert the Alligator and the text reads THIS TEAM MAKES ME DRINK
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Correct. Don't know WTF Votto is talking about.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As always....
Dr. McCoy tells Spock, "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jon Ossoff gestures to an empty podium where the cowardly David Perdue was supposed to be during a 2020 debate.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A quick glance at the clips of Big Man’s speech and as usual, there‘s only one clear conclusion.
Shot from Apocalypse Now. Caption reads, “and very obviously he has gone insane.”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah, shit. Here we go again…
Weather radar of the DC area
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean look at this shit.
Picture of a weather radar. Huge storm.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A shot from One Battle After Another. Three men sit at a conference table. Long shot from across the conference table. Two men face the other. The third man's back is to the camera.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The War Room from the 1964 film Dr. Strangelove
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Neil Gorsuch as the hot dog guy
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Taps the sign.
Dr. McCoy and Spock. McCoy says, “I’d give real money if he’d shut up.”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Martin Landau and James Mason in North By Northwest
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today's front page of the New York Times is about people struggling to feed themselves and their families after Trump's cuts to food stamps.
7/21/26 NYT front page
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fair point. Still don’t get why he did that. Then again, if you think about Tenet for more than a few seconds you end up looking like this.
Badger from Fantastic Mr Fox
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Frank Pentangeli (played by Michael Gazzo) in the 1974 film The Godfather Part II.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No.
A screenshot of an air quality index map for the DC area. The map is purple indicating very poor air quality.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Eddie Murphy pretending to be a disabled veteran in the 1983 film Trading Places.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
John Travolta at the Oscars
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A lying liar who lies professionally on CNN surely wouldn't lie about carrying on an in-depth 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell now, would he?
A tweet from Scott Jennings that reads, "I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible."
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Opening shot from Apocalypse Now. Martin Sheen’s face is upside down on the left side of the frame. He’s exposed over a scene of a jungle set ablaze by napalm
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I mean, the Nazis are all wearing long pants and masks. The heat might do them in. Just checked current weather here aaaaaand….
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It’s just awesome right now, lemme tell ya.
Screenshot of a weather app. Several alerts about extreme heat and air quality concerns air temp is 101° F with a heat index of 112° F.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day to all who celebrate! Easily one of the best films set in my former hometown of Louisville, KY.
A stone and glass building. A large billboard sits atop the building reading, "UNEEDA MEDICAL SUPPLY." The caption reads, "JULY 3, 1984 5:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time."

It's a shot from the movie Return of the Living Dead.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Murphy is very over the shouting.
Grumpy dog sits in front of a TV after US takes 2-0 lead
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is time. Murphy is ready. I am ready.
A very serious fluffy dog wears a Team USA soccer scarf
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Glenn Close in the truly awful Hillbilly Elegy movie
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Are we sure he's not going to Mt. Rushmore to meet with his handlers inside that house on top of the mountain?
James Mason and Martin Landau in Alfred Hitchcock's 1959 film North By Northwest.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Real season 6 Uncle Junior vibes with Trump right now.
Uncle Junior says You Know Who.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nothing screams Freedom like Trump deploying the National Guard to the Reflecting Pool and ordering people to stop touching it.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Robert De Niro wearing giant glasses
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Americans don't surf. Oh wait, maybe it's serf?
Robert Duvall and Sam Bottoms in Apocalypse Now
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Are you a cinephile who collects physical media? Criterion is gonna take all your money this fall.
A screenshot of a tweet from the Criterion Collection with the copy Coming Soon and a video. The paused image is Alex from A Clockwork Orange.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Family texts can get wild, y’all. Dad sent this to everyone—mom, my brother, my sister-in-law, my wife, and me. All of us. No context. Flabbergasted.
A text from my dad that reads: “Still worth it that’s a great question if you want to pee and actually looks good after that concrete coating my opinion is one of the highest value upgrades you can make and right now is a great time to get a concrete coating because ninja is actually offering 60% off the installation for 60 interest interest financing don’t worry”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The storms. They are coming…
Weather radar of parts of Virginia, Maryland, DC, WVA, and Pennsylvania.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dr. McCoy tells Spock, “I’d give real money if he’d shut up.”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Admiral Kirk asks, “is that a lot?”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thirty-seven?!?
Black and white photo of a man behind the counter of a convenience store. Head down on the counter. He's upset. He wasn't even supposed to be there today.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Now someone’s done this for baseball? So much for my Sunday night.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Black text on a yellow background. At the top of the image is a Star Trek delta shield logo. The text reads, “I FEEL LIKE EVERYDAY IS THE KOBAYASHI MARU AND I’M NOT JAMES T KIRK”
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Edward Murrow looks concerned
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In a way, it gets worse the deeper you dig. Look at what they featured for an AAPI-themed section.
Paramount Plus celebrates AAPI stories by showing mostly white performers and a lizard.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Here's what Paramount Plus on my iPad served me for Star Trek: Insurrection. At least it's a shot from the movie, but WTAF. THIS?!? Why not show us Worf with a pimple or Data caressing Riker's beardless face?
Captain Picard wears a ceremonial headdress from Star Trek Insurrection
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I just checked Paramount Plus on my laptop. I don't have that image for Star Trek II, but they did make some rather unusual choices.
Graphics on Paramount Plus advertising several Star Trek movies.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Y'all, I just got the WILDEST YouTube preroll ad I've ever seen. It's an AI "rabbi" hocking "ancient Jewish secrets" to preventing type 2 diabetes. He has a copy of the Holy Bible on the table and while hard to see, there's a crucifix in front of the bible. Like, what the actual fuck?
An AI "rabbi" stands in a kitchen. An assortment of jars in front of him, alongside a copy of the Holy Bible and a crucifix. Yes, you read that correctly.
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
No.
Screenshot of a weather app. Air temp is 94° with a heat index of 97°
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I mean, wtf.
Ed Harris in The Truman Show and John Travolta at Cannes
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sorry, John. You missed the audition to play Ed Harris's role in The Truman Show by like 20 years.
Ed Harris in the Truman Show
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Joel Mendelson @jpmendelson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
From my mom. A gas station in Alabama. Republicans can rig maps and bring Jim Crow roaring back, but voters are mad as hell. Mad as hell at a rigged economy and rigged politics.
A gas pump with a sticker of Trump pointing saying, "I did that"
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