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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14h
The original “Liberty Biberty” commercial. m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Fb...
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Liberty Mutual Insurance: Struggling Actor
YouTube video by Leisure Owl
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14h
A quick web search says this commercial as well as the first Doug one both came out in 2019 but if that’s true, the “struggling actor” one got way more play than Doug at that point. Regardless, Doug was simply not known enough after one ad to go all meta with.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14h
The “Liberty Biberty” phrase came from a commercial that not only had nothing to do with Doug, but I believe came out before there was ever a commercial with Doug.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14h
Me: I’m not autistic Also me: I immediately clocked the ways this person got both the timeline and substance of the buildup to liberty biberty wrong.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19h
Also top coaches still make more than any player in football. Saban just wants coaches to earn MORE.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 22h
Troy McClure saying “AS YOU CAN SEE, THE REAL ISSUE WITH AARON RODGERS AND DANICA PATRICK IS THAI HE PLAYED FOR THE
PACKERS AND SHE IS A BEARS FAN”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We had meaningful games in March!
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ignoring the evil of it for a second, why is the UK allowing someone with a pending rape trial to leave the country when they pretty clearly are just not going to come back?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One last Schumer fuck you before he retires.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like, you’re telling me if the Dems get 51-49 in the senate that Fetterman won’t vote to confirm justice 25 year old Hitler?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want him to die when there’s a democratic president because Trump getting a supreme court justice in because he gets a few Dems to support him would make me feel so bad.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My memory is that he was pretty well liked here before that despite being a good player on the patriots. Yeah there was some degree of not needing much reason to hate a good rival player but he gave a great one.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My understanding is that basically every random small private college is fucked.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It annoys me that the Dr Seuss ABC book just makes stuff up for the difficult letters.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was what got my family to buy a DVD player.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would never bring a drink to a job interview and also basically every interview I’ve had they’ve offered me a drink, which I usually accept.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“They got Al Capone for tax evasion” is a common bit of knowledge for a reason.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve had numerous discussions where people say it’s hard to prove Trump committed crimes and like, its not. Maybe treason is a tough charge, but you can just prosecute the obvious ones that the media just decided were boring and it’d be easy to send him to jail for the rest of his life.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This reads to me as Newsom knowing he’s not gonna be president and just positioning himself for a cushy post-Governor job from the rich.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You could’ve talked me into giving up 3 firsts to trade up for him. I can’t believe how badly it’s gone. That being said, I refuse to learn a lesson and would absolutely give up those same picks this year for Jeremiah Smith.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean I think that still is true. He just won.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Republican might take the seat back in 2 years but that republican won’t be you.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She’s been in congress for 43 YEARS?!
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean I get it from the perspective of “he was significantly better than what actually happened.” I just don’t think it woudlve made the browns a contender or anything.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I never wavered in my belief that Cleveland wasn’t wrong for thinking he wasn’t the guy, despite everything that followed.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s funny that “person who cares too much about whether their kids win or lose in their sports” is universally accepted as loser behavior except in the trans sports debate suddenly little league outcomes are sacred.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My only comp is Allen fucking up the kneeldown vs the Vikings but even then he was forced to run forward.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t see Trump caring at all about this. He’s notoriously a McDonalds fan.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Also congresspeople should be paid a good salary so it is possible for non-rich people to do it.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey what the fuck?
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really think that Vance’s fatal flaw is that he just isn’t comfortable lying. Trump can say anything and truly believe it but you can tell Vance is embarrassed when he says obvious bullshit.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I quote this comic regularly when I hear someone spouting anti-intellectualism.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gotta love stacking your tour with Irish acts and then caving to Israeli pressure without knowing what the Irish generally think about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So he told her to go first. She said Brad Pitt. Then she asked him his. He said the red head cashier at the grocery store at the end of their block. He just told us “that was not a good answer.”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was once at a Goo Goo Dolls concert and John Reznik was plastered. He started telling a story that his wife asked him who his hall pass would be. He resisted but she insisted it’s just a thing for fun.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly I think she is so virulently anti-trans that I would genuinely be worried that her flipping Ohio would be an excuse for Dems to go all-in on that (they’re always looking for a reason). She seems much different to me than Tallerico.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think it’s a no-win situation because there is no way the UK can ever rejoin with all the same perks they had before.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My biggest shame is that I love AI conservative looney tunes /peanuts comics. I can’t get enough of them.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hell just win a rivalry game at all. I forgot they haven’t beat k-state since 2008 and they actually have played every year lmfao. Trash program.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe she can ask her parents what it was like to see kU beat Mizzou.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's our drum and has been for almost 20 years.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck kU chant going in their house. You truly love to see it.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They had so many ridiculous plays and still gonna lose by 3 scores lmaooooooooooo
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This game has been infuriating.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man I was gonna defend this becuase I thought Slotkin was about my age (where this was the feeling I got in the immediate aftermath as a child) but she’s 50 lmfao. Absolutely should know better.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The US’s enemies control the Red Sea but data centers are the priority.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Try and stop us meme with Missouri logo
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Writing a series of alt-history books where the point of divergence is Seth McFarlane makes his flight on 9/11.
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My favorite 9/11 memory is my school closing that day because we were a Jewish school and they were worried we’d be a target. Even as a third grader I remember being like “I don’t think the terrorists planned to attack the world trade centers, the pentagon, and a small Jewish school in Buffalo, NY.”
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Jon Plotkin @jplot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ed Markey was born the same year as Donald Trump and was in a competitive primary and never compromised on trans people. There’s no excuse.
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