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John-Paul Keates

@jpkeates.wsocial.eu

109 followers 107 following 171 posts

Parties like it's £19.99 Retired British male; socially awkward. Aims for funny, misses often. Profile Image - A bearded man in a room looks into the camera. He has a face best suited to a text description.

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 29/08/2026

I've just seen an advert for "instant overnight oats", and I can't work out if it's time travel or really just muesli.

Packet of Deliciously Ella's Apple & Almond Instant Overnight Oats

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 17/08/2026

Nice. I love a "nearly home" landmark. It's Fort Dunlop for me. Side of the M6 flyover through the middle of Brum.

A photograph of Fort Dunlop, an imposing red brick building with many windows. Before it closed down it was an actual tyre factory. Now it's housing.

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 17/08/2026

In a very real sense, they're all elvis. In nearly 20 years, I've only been seriously spat on once, and I was struggling to remove a cria from the back end of the alpaca who spat at me, so that seemed a reasonable response.

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 12/08/2026

Odd. Five new followers. All with no posts, no profiles and unusual bskyb.social usernames. Not quite all at once, but quite a cluster.

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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates.wsocial.eu · 08/08/2026

During research, when we opened the windows in our experimental poison gas factory, some gas escaped and began to harm “third parties”. This was expected. We will mitigate this risk by trying to keep the windows shut as we no longer really understand how our poison gas making machines work.

Guardian online headline "Meta says its AI model hacked into another company during testing

Company is the third to report such an incident after Anthropic and OpenAI reported breaches during training"

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