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J Pipsam

@jpipsam.bsky.social
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I am a cringe lord from Melbourne, Australia. All my internet references and long outdated jokes are from the 2010s. If you're reading this, there's 50% chance you're salty about something I said and clicked on my profile. For the other 50%, welcome! ^_^

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Annie Parker @annieparker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wombat alert, I repeat WOMBAT ALERT!! #wombats #annies50th
A big brown fuzzy wombat doing wombat things
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know, then you know... 🙁
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a wonderful day at Port Arthur, a must visit site! I also really appreciated they stayed on topic and focus whole time, some museums can get sidetracked with other things but that's not the case here.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There was a Desperate Housewives knock-off of The Sims as well. You used to get funding for anything back in the day.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On Saturday as a belated birthday thing, friends and I saw the 70mm projection of The Oddessy at the Sun Theatre in Yarraville. Before it started the projectionist himself did a little introduction. I was able to answer his quiz question and I won this branded film strip!
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Fall of Civilizations Podcast @fallofcivilizations.com · 31/07/2026
🏝️🌋 Episode 21 is now live! 🌋🏝️ This time we look at the Majapahit Empire on the island of Java. With traditional music, shadow puppet performances, and readings in Old Javanese, find out how the empire of the islands fell. YouTube: youtu.be/01CZBhZM430?... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/3xZ9...
Sunset at the temple of Borobudur in Java.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Polishing boots with a beer is what Sunday's all about!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It was pretty rough lol. I had no problem with following the rules myself and checking in places. But being made to enforce them to deranged people was never part of my job description, and retail workers were the last group to get an award increase on top of that. I was pretty bitter by the end.
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ace 😸🐺 🔜 gateway fate!! @forgetsrotation.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the burn, oil pastel on rough mixed media paper #ffxivart
A scan of an oil pastel drawing of Shadowhunter Gaius Baelsar looking down at his Legatus mask in the white sands of the Burn.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm still jealous of those actually locked down. I was an essential worker dealing with cookers all day long 😞
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JLMeyer @jenniferlmeyer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Work Ive done for My Little Pony. #comics #cards
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Don't forget normies censoring the internet and invasive laws! 😞
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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I remember when computers and the internet were considered to be something nerds did. How nice it was, so open and friendly. Then finally, the normies realised that it might be useful. Spam, Sport and Advertising soon flooded OUR spaces.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Summer Sunflower Fun
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Can we get good frequency on the Craigieburn line now?
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm absolutely devastated for colleagues at Jodrell Bank who found out this morning that funding for the UK's e-MERLIN radio telescope array will be terminated. This is a short-sighted move, to save a tiny fraction of the overall UK science budget. #SaveJodrellBank 🔭🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Jodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understands
Astronomers warn it would tear the heart out of UK science, and leave a generation untrained.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love B-class trams with all my heart and I don't want to see them go! The replacement G's are just so ugly. But having just helped a bloke get his pram on a B just now, they are quite a nightmare from an accessibility perspective and G's will be a huge improvement in that way.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Phew! Almost missed my tram. Luckily for me the literal little old lady who lives end my street was getting off, this held the tram long enough for me to reach and hop on!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Vale Reginald 🕊
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Wolfie Rankin @wolfierankin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Snorlax sounds like something I'd pick up at the Chemist.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Vale Sam Neill 🕊 His mark on New Zealand, Australian & global cinema will never be forgotten.
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Paysage de Printemps" (Spring Landscape) by French Neo-Impressionist painter, Achille Laugé, 1910
Dense, shady woods border the left side of the path. Four prominent, vertical tree trunks line the right side of the canvas. A calm blue sea meets a low horizon line in the distance. A single, tiny yellow sailboat dots the water near the center. A vibrant, sun-drenched grassy slope dominates the center and right foreground. Deep, cool shadows stretch across the path from the dense trees on the left.  Golden light filters through the canopy, creating bright oval spots on the path.  The entire scene mimics a bright, overexposed summer afternoon.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Currently riding into city on an express service from Essendon to North Melbourne and it's bloody marvellous. Wish we had some more expresses on Craigieburn.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
AI slop
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me on the Telstra outage today. I have covered so many in my time as a reporter and it's always hunting to figure out which exact single point of failure is responsible this time. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
theguardian.com
The Telstra outage is a stark reminder of the widespread effects of single system failures
The network disruption – which brought trains, traffic lights and Eftpos payments to a halt – raises questions about the resilience of services
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Woke up feeling like I got hit by a truck this morning. I have to say, when you don’t feel well, tomato soup and grilled cheese is the best thing in the history of anything.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I wish they'd use UK voice overs for Zelda, I really couldn't stand the US actors they used in BotW and it makes me sad knowing they're going to do it all over again in OoT remake.
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The irony isn't lost on me that the two woman who wrote such disgusting things on an RSL at Anzac Day now are dealing with the consequences of their actions by having disgusting things slugged at them. What is it that people say again, accountability culture? :P www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...
abc.net.au
Media banned from showing faces of alleged RSL vandals
A court has suppressed the images of two women accused of graffitiing two RSLs in Melbourne for 12 months after their case is finalised.
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 18/06/2026
Data centre boom sparks warning to consider global location climate risks
abc.net.au
Is Australia prepared for the data centre boom?
As data centres rapidly come online to meet demand, governments are being urged to ensure that development does not outpace adequate planning.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Double Fine to me seems the most likely to be able to spun out again as independent. Like they did with Bungie, Twisted Pixel & Toys for Bob.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 16/06/2026
😅
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Worst part of being on call is for me feeling a looming sense of endless anticipation for a call that might not come, and will when you least expect it. Which can be annoying when eating out.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Any plans for an Xbox release?
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Leave it for long enough and you've got wine!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The lack of Xbox is very concerning to me. If it's because of the Series S, then you can trust it's a red flag that Guild Wars 3 will run terribly for anyone who hasn't got a top level PC.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Agh! I had no idea a new series of Taskmaster Australia had already begun! Catching up on it now, I already love Brett Blake so much!
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Thunder @thunderafterdark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went hiking with friends at the Cathedral Range yesterday. Highlight was scrambling over the rocky ridge.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
26% of young Australians aged 10-16 have been significantly impacted by the social media restrictions introduced in December - more than half of this group report getting less news about world events and local issues www.westernsydney.edu.au/news-centre/...
westernsydney.edu.au
Report reveals social media restrictions are jeopardising young Aussies' access to news, with the worst yet to come
A new report has revealed that 26 per cent of young Australians aged 10-16 have already been significantly impacted by the social media restrictions introduced ...
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trangia mini boiling time test.
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Duncan Crombie @the-art-of-web.com · 07/05/2026
"Urban Haystacks" #synthart
painting on black gesso, city skyline, skyscrapers replace by urban haystacks, protruding sticks at top, tenebrism, sunset skies metallic tracery, deep atmospheric depth, revealing light from darkness, negative space --ar 5:7 --stylize 300 --v 8.1
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
People are already peddling ivermectin for Hantavirus. The same people had never heard of Hantavirus 3 days ago. We live in the dumbest possible timeline.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Attaching the points, winching and clicking a seat belt in takes 30 seconds. There’s no excuse
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ART @art.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
by Aman Daharwal #art
by Aman Daharwal
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
A random soldier writing a letter on an outpost is the exact same as Ben Roberts-Smith executing unarmed detainees? Okay then, lol. If you view every single soldier as a war criminal that's literally a you problem, ABC & LUDO are right to ignore such drama queens.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hopefully more highs to come!
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Calls grow to ban Palantir in Australia after manifesto described by UK MP as ‘ramblings of a supervillain’ www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
Calls grow to ban Palantir in Australia after manifesto described by UK MP as ‘ramblings of a supervillain’
Spy tech firm says it’s just ‘a software company’ amid pressure for a ban on new contracts with government agencies
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
16k steps for a three hour random wandering, not bad!
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