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J Pipsam

@jpipsam.bsky.social
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I am a cringe lord from Melbourne, Australia. All my internet references and long outdated jokes are from the 2010s. If you're reading this, there's 50% chance you're salty about something I said and clicked on my profile. For the other 50%, welcome! ^_^

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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know, then you know... 🙁
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Had a wonderful day at Port Arthur, a must visit site! I also really appreciated they stayed on topic and focus whole time, some museums can get sidetracked with other things but that's not the case here.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On Saturday as a belated birthday thing, friends and I saw the 70mm projection of The Oddessy at the Sun Theatre in Yarraville. Before it started the projectionist himself did a little introduction. I was able to answer his quiz question and I won this branded film strip!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Polishing boots with a beer is what Sunday's all about!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Agh! I had no idea a new series of Taskmaster Australia had already begun! Catching up on it now, I already love Brett Blake so much!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Went hiking with friends at the Cathedral Range yesterday. Highlight was scrambling over the rocky ridge.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Trangia mini boiling time test.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
16k steps for a three hour random wandering, not bad!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Fly over at conclusion of service.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Anzac Day Dawn Service on Mt Macedon.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This should be headline news everyday. The importing of the Yank Tanks are literally killing us. www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Devastating. Nothing less than a Port Arthur level response will do.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Santa's kangaroos installed at Flinders Street Railway Station (over a month before Christmas Day)
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Two Australian films in the top-5 of HBO Max is pretty sweet!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October, if this is the sort of thing you give weight to.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Spent two hours vibing at Arden today, enjoying it before it ends up being vandalised once open for use. Hopefully this will be the spur of rapid and great development around it, as I'm curious what the patronage will be like in its current form upon opening.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
There she is!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Just arrived in Perth! I'll be here for a few days.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Unfathomably based. This will make my boss so mad, and yet bring me such joy 😊
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This kind of nonsense being remotely considered is why I'm so adamant that the FULL and TOTAL separation of V/Line & Metro needs to be a critical aspect of the plan from the start. Lest it cause this kind of temptation. Let Bendigo be the warning of where neglect leads.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Essendon just got the new Myki readers.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
A Z-class on route 59 this morning. How exciting! Makes a change of pace.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Train brokey
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
On the choo-choo.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If Max Chandler-Mather loses his seat tonight, it's hard imagine what Albo would enjoy more; him or Peter Dutton losing his seat. It's basically a double Christmas for Albo lol. #AusVotes2025 #ausvotes
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Thank-fucking-Christ. The Brisbane Olympics is saved! The original idea of upgrading the Gabba would have been so embarrassing. Very glad for this broken-promise of no new stadium, this is the right thing to do!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The gun-nut fucked around and found out.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Punished Rudd
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
This is fantastic news! So happy King Island Dairy has been saved.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I hate Twitter and it's tyrannical owner, but it was a "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point" moment when she was publicly humiliated by Musk and forced to back-down in my opinion. I enjoyed watching all that very much lol. Censorship folks should feel uncomfortable.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Will see how these turn out once home.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
@matthansenart.bsky.social I'm really loving Avowed so far! That said, I've love a hotkey to toggle the HUD on/off. I keep coming across lovely things I wish to take screenshots of and need to keep manually turning the HUD off/on in the menu haha. Your game is too beautiful, I can't help it! 😅
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
She movin'
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Trump's team: "Australia is flooding the US with aluminium" USA's Trade Dept:
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Brutal, it's amazing it was just minor injuries.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Watched the debut two episodes of Ludwig on Channel 7, I am really enjoying it! I'll be sure to watch the reason of the series as it comes out.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Bluesky moment haha, this boomer (williamnjones) just blocked me because he couldn't handle being called out on the fact that he was publicly defending a grub that runs around one-punch attacking retail employees. A bit of "push'n'shove" in his words. A coward defending a coward punch, how ironic.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
You're hero worshiping someone who goes around punching employees, breaking into places, stealing cars and ramming vehicles into shops. Incredible stuff.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
"The court heard the 61-year-old worker was hospitalised with burns injuries and had trouble breathing for weeks after." Imagine defending this, I'd hate to know the things you do to other people if you think his is a normal way to act William. The actual fact you're defending this speaks volumes.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
We're also about to likely get confirmation he punched an employee as well.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Aerosol chemicals sprayed into a face to breath in, and the risk of paint entering someone's eyes is not a bit of "push'n'shove" (why do you think paint-balls wear goggles, for fun?). Not to mention this bloke has also been arrested for stealing a car and driving into a shop. Is this a hero to you?
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've got the version from the paperback box-set.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The text-less cover-art for the Japanese translation of Into the Dark* by Claudia Grey fucking slaps as wallpaper. I've just set it now. *Star Wars: The High Republic
Reath Silas on the spooky garden space-station
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Night sorted.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Final time! It's been a pleasure listening to you in the mornings @sammyjcomedian.bsky.social, I know whatever you do next will be spectacular! PS. Congratulations on your daughter finishing Primary School, I hope your family has a ripper summer!
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Eevee Stockade lol
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Imagine if governments spent more energy cracking down on the trucking industry, banning yank tanks and going after drivers who kill children instead of faffing around with pointless social media bans? Want to protect children? Reduce the number of vehicles on our roads. #auspol #NoAgeBan
A truck driver ramming their truck into a kindergarten.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Glenbervie, my beloved.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I love 'Under New Management' signs. It implies the previous manger was somehow evil/awful, and didn't simply just move onto a new job or something lol.
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J Pipsam @jpipsam.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Gotta' check out South Geelong Railway Station and go for a morning swim at the Geelong Eastern Beach. Vibe of a day!
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