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Jérôme Petazzoni

@jpetazzo.bsky.social
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 15/06/2023
happy 90 days after this tweet. as i write this, bitcoin is priced at $25,000, below its $26,000 price point on march 17 and a mere $975,000 away from reaching the $1M price point as balaji predicted
Tweet by Balaji (@balajis):

I will take that bet.
You buy 1 BTC.
I will send $1M USD.
This is ~40:1 odds as 1 BTC is worth ~$26k.
The term is 90 days.
All we need is a mutually agreed custodian who will still be there to settle this in the event of digital dollar devaluation.
If someone knows how to do this with a smart contract, we can do it on chain, so I can send USDC.
If you won't do that, name a custodian.
#BitSignal

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James Medlock
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I'll bet anyone $1 million dollars that the US does not enter hyperinflation
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Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
I know Bsky is supposed to be shitposts only, but hear me out, this is the story of how some derelict debugging code that was never supposed to be called in production multiplied request latency by 5: jpetazzo.github.io/2023/06/12/debug…
jpetazzo.github.io
Debugging Django Performance
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Julius Volz @juliusv.com · 08/06/2023
New @prometheusio.bsky.social video! This time about 7 little-known behaviors and implementation details. Some useful, some (AT LEAST) mildly interesting 😅 How many of these do you know? 🤔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-XwyId5Fog
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7 Things You Didn't Know About Prometheus | Little-Known Features and Implementation Details
In this video, I cover seven little-known features, behaviors, and implementation details in the Prometheus monitoring system that I find mildly interesting....
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 08/06/2023
Maybe you're trying to cut back on sugar for health reasons. Before you reach for a diet drink, you should know that studies show they fuck with: your gut biome your weight your ability to taste sweetness And they can cause glucose intolerance & insulin resistance. (Source link below)
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 08/06/2023
There are also studies linking artificial sugar to mental health concerns. This is why I initially stopped drinking them. Aspartame (in diet coke/coke zero) can mess with your dopamine, serotonin, and norepinephrine levels. It also increases cortisol levels. (study links below)
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Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Unbeknownst to us, American Airlines equipped its latest fleet with Delorean Trent 88 engines 😬
Flight information showing an inbound flight arriving after 4pm, and the same aircraft leaving the same airport before 4pm
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Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
When kidney ownership is too expensive, these folks have the solution!
Google Maps screenshot showing a place named "United Network for Organ Sharing", right next to another one named "Biotech Seven"
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 16/05/2023
Hi Bluesky! I'm trying to rebuild my business here because Twitter is bad now, but I need help sharing it. I'm a jeweler! I specialize in fused glass and particularly Pride designs. My work is available at nora.jewelry.
rainbow leaf puddle pendant trans pride pendants lava lines bolo tieblue cufflinks
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
As fallout from yesterday’s “lawyer cites to made up cases” flapdoodle, I ended up somehow in a challenge against a guy who claimed that he could write a better brief with ChatGPT than a lawyer could without one. It … did not really go how he planned.
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Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
After weeks of research I'm proud to introduce the Deep Yonic Image Classification Model Architecture 😆
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Brooklyn Zelenka @expede.wtf · 17/05/2023
From now on, I will respond to all spam email with a long, rambling ChatGPT-generated reply (and then reporting the original email as spam). Maybe one day I'll even have GPT write code to automate this process.
A long rambling email reply generated by ChatGPT
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Brooklyn Zelenka @expede.wtf · 17/05/2023
"Below is a spam email that I receieved at work. Please generate a long, rambling reply.", followed by the original email
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