Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hot take: I don't think social media made people dumber. We've been dumb this whole time. It's just that you used to have to have a job that people sent their dumb letters to, to notice. This made "Engaging with fools" an occupational hazard rather than the 24/7 experience it is presently. 612417434
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Our own Coalition of Clods sing from the same song sheet. 000
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Because so many large companies are staking their survival on the AI boom becoming real. "We put AI in your tea kettle!" "I hate that. Why do I need this? I put the kettle on the range, it makes hot water. Why AI?" "Because we're putting AI in your range!" "No!" "Just take the AI!"static.klipy.comArrested Development: Gob & Michael BluthALT: Arrested Development: Gob & Michael Bluth 1665
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Replace heart with arse in love song lyrics. Owner of a lonely arse Owner of a lonely arse (Much better than an) Owner of a broken arse Owner of a lonely arse 010
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒🌹WeegieFromWA 🍀 @onefussyone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today, while addressing the 58 deaths that have occurred in ICE custody, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin defended the conditions of immigration detention centers by stating, "We’re not providing Holiday Inns." Indeed, they are not. 33169117
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Somebody check on Renata Hakiwai. He may have fallen on his head and scrambled his brain. That, or he has taken an all expenses paid "study" trip to Israel and had a few convenient "revelations." Same same. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/09/22/m...teaonews.co.nzMāori delegates defend controversial trips to IsraelTe Ao with Moana spoke with those who were part of the controversial Israel trips. 010
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Support our Fire Service. Vote this government out. #onetermgovernment #Vote.NZ 020
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Name your favorite visually beautiful film. Tears of the Black Tiger (Thai film that is visually stunning and crazy weird) 010
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Glaciers collapse, disasters ensue. And then we’re expected to ignore all that because we can make fun AI images and google can badly summarise Wikipedia. Seriously. AI - Fuck off. 391687282
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026Even the crickets were embarrassed. 692252815418
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tama Potaka is an asshole. Vote him out. "No, I haven't heard or seen of that. And the advice that I've been receiving, and certainly not a priority for me, what is a priority for me is making sure we don't get any new taxes." www.1news.co.nz/2026/09/01/l...1news.co.nzLabour calls for review as whitebait season gets underwayThe party is questioning whether the rules governing the threatened species are fit for purpose. 120
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Haha, a more fitting logo for Google. 586259316976
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Post your getaway car. A 2009 Toyota Corolla. It's so bland and ignorable it would be like being invisible - a handy thing when getting away. 031
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live. The Clash Dead Kennedys Boomtown Rats The Police Bruce Springsteen The Beat Farmers Peter Tosh Tina Turner The Byrds (lowkey playing in a bar in San Diego 😳) So many punk bands whose names I can't remember who played at Mabuhay Gardens in SF. 030
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Time to break out this banger: 314514
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dolly Tim Jools and now Yayoi Kusama. This year can get in the bin. 011
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Dawgbelly @dawgbelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Why doesn’t evil ever die? Why can’t I wake one day to the news of a glorious happy most welcome death of an absolute world beating ahole. 2211
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Octopus Wrangler ! 🇩🇰 @spencilular.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Omg the Palace Guards remembering Dolly. 😫💦 32810
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒@UserReset @marlat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Maybe instead of Parliament defining a woman, they can define food and kick this imposter bullshit to the curb? #nzpol 0102
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The back of our farm in Surat Thani, Thailand. Not great photos, but there’s some sky there. 140
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Spider-Man pummeling white supremacist Jake Lang is the feel-good story we so desperately needed. 551919459
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 24/08/2026If your paycheck was a movie title, what would it be called? Down by Law 000
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What’s your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only. Spicoli 4:20 “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”static.klipy.comJeff Spicoli: Tasty Waves, Cool BuzzALT: Jeff Spicoli: Tasty Waves, Cool Buzz 010
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 20/08/2026FFS, Aotearoa. Grow the fuck up and legalise and regulate cannabis. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/vietnames...nzherald.co.nzCouple grew cannabis plants opposite court house, near police stationThe pair were caught when staff at a nearby daycare in Huntly noticed the smell. 000
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them. 585216916241
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If I were Grand Poohbah of the Universe I’d declare that apostrophe abuse in the English speaking world would be deemed unacceptable and punished by nagging until the abusers got it right. 000
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Stuff does it again, lol. "What's your weirdly specific sign the economy is cooked?" Below is Luxon, Stanford, and Bishop. 040
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Pieter T. L. Beck @ptrbck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Nieuwsblad: “You can accuse Cofnas of many things, but not of being a captivating speaker. What he does excel at .. is the art of reading from slides. In the area... there must have been a measurable spike in aimless Instagram scrolling between 7:30 & 8:30 p.m” /4 www.nieuwsblad.be/binnenland/o... 118514
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Ace Combs Art @acecombsart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026No longer going for regime change, ending Iran's terror funding, stopping an imaginary quest for nuclear weapons, destroying military capacity, or any of the myriad other goals the WH has claimed. Now the goal of the Iran war is to get gas prices back to where they were before we killed children.nbcnews.comLow oil prices now ‘goal No. 1’ in Iran war, Vance says, as U.S. threatens new economic pressureOil prices rose Friday after Washington threatened an indefinite naval blockade and signaled it would soon intensify economic pressure on Tehran with “measures like have never been seen.” 63616
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech! 456137902669
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒jonathansgamecast.bsky.social @jonathansgamecast.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Neolibs want to sell government assets so their friends can buy control. If Unions could buy government assets and had first dibs neolibs would be dead against asset sales because it's not about reducing wastage it's about maintaining Rich peoples control of things you need to live. #nzpol 022
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 11/08/2026No way in hell I'd vote for National anyway, but here one poll taken with early risers. 000
Reposted by jpenner 🍉 🫒The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Reminder: progressive is mainstream 615122804629
jpenner 🍉 🫒 @jpenner1956.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The NZ1st caucus is littered with “colossal pieces of Trump.” 010
