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Ivan Sirko

@ivan-sirko.bsky.social
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Not actually a 17th century Cossack general. I thought this was obvious. Also not a Russian bot just because I used the name "Ivan". Sometimes parody.

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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard Mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Ferris Bueller: Life Moves Pretty Fast Quote
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a suggestion for the world's leading democracies. Since Trump is so concerned about cheating in elections, you should offer to send election observers to certify that everything is above board. Countries that aren't cheating and don't have anything to hide accept help.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Dear sane Americans, I know that it seems fine to trust the process when you are winning so many of the vote-suppressing lawsuits, but... just don't. They are going to cheat. Do what makes it harder to cheat.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Another one bites the dust.
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Wizard of Oz: Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Breaking: The Hex Girls have withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I now realize that what blockbuster apocalypse films are missing is the side story of how the markets are dealing with the mess. Forget about the family in danger stuff. Sing me the deeds of the valour of the stock broker as they fight economic collapse.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Usual Suspects (1995)
Suspects in the police line read from a sheet of paper

Suspect 1 (Kevin Pollak) "Open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"

Suspect 2 (Stephen Baldwin) "Open the strait you crazy bastard motehrfucka praise allallllalllah"

Suspect 3 (Benicio del Toro) "Open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"  - What the fuck?"
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The Big Bang Theory follows four brilliant but socially awkward Caltech scientists whose lives shift when aspiring actress Penny moves in next door, sparking friendships, romances, and comedic clashes between geek culture, personal growth, and everyday relationships across twelve seasons.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think that the takeaway from all this is that the international community at large needs to kidnap and try more people with warrants against them. Reminder: the ICC has warrants against Bibi and Putin Surely the US would proudly support the rule of law if this were to take place.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Hear me out. Old Man Gambit movie with Dick Van Dyke. Gambit: "You bettah not do dat, mon ami." Baddie: "Or what, old man? You gonna hit me with your walking stick?" G: "Oh, dis? Dis is more dan a walking stick. It me old bamboo! "Me ol' bamboo, me ol' bamboo wooimabouttomakeanameformyselfhere"
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
You ever have that moment when you look at your hands and see that you are carrying a set of kitchen tongs but have no idea why? Or is it just me? OK, so now let's hypothetically replace "tongs" with "bloody knife." Same answer, or different?
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I want to remind everyone that this season is not just a War on Christmas. It is also a celebration of Wokemas. You have been saving those Soros Bucks all year. Go over to the Antifa Marketplace and get something nice for your family, and treat yourself a little while you are at it. You earned it.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Movie you have watched more than six times with a GIF: hard mode. No Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I am less convinced that Trump is upset that his name is in the Epstein files than I am convinced that he is scared of Putin. Because Putin put him in the big seat, and you know he has receipts. The reveal even makes him look stronger to his base for tricking the US. Vlad, if you're listening...
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Remember how the right was all, "Reee! Violent left tried to assassinate our Apricot Führer!" right up until they found out it was actually a MAGA who didn't like all the PedoTrump stuff? Who wants to put money on the news saying"Charlie who?" in about a week after some inconvenient revelations?
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
OK, but what if we get spies to use that merch shop as a cover to unionize the alligators. If they join the resistance, the balance if power would begin to shift to the side of light.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Any countries out there willing to spend a few billion dollar equivalents to creating a new movie and TV industry? Because I get the feeling from all the bending of the knee going on to Trump and company that independent media is going to fade out and bring a new age of fascist propaganda. Anyone?
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Went back to Xitter for probably the first time since the US election. I did not check the feed. I know how bad the alt-right propaganda has become. I did not check my notifications. I just went straight to deactivating my account. This is what we call a cathartic moment.
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 04/01/2025
The censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by roughly 95%, and seriously, who does that to a wildlife biology & advocacy group ? So we moved 😇 over here to BlueSky If you could, please help us regain our following Follow Retweet and Repeat ;-) Together we can change the world.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I'll let movies speak for me.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Sometimes I have deep thoughts. Like how Home Alone may be a precursor to future Indiana Jones style relic hunter adventures. That world seems neat. Real archaeology is all "Look, sand. Let's see what is underneath." I want to believe in the world of death traps and mysteries. OK, not that deep.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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a cartoon man is smiling and says `` it 's all coming together . ''
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Fake news. Regina is still a few decades out from such a discovery. - SK expat
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
As a Canadian dealing with all the Americans talking about their Thanksgiving:
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Wait a tick. I can actually use the discover feed and not be pushed conspiracies and hate speech? What sort of sorcery is this!?
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