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Analytical chemist & techie Reluctant American & proud Kiwi Chief HOperating Officer @ gousable.com Chief Beer Officer @ aerorock.co.nz @jpdanner from Tweeter He/him Friendliest asshole you'll ever meet

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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 29/09/2026
😂 #PromptPoetsSociety
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 29/09/2026
Now it's Oliver Gracewood telling us about AI and math #PromptPoetsSociety @ben.gracewood.nz
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 29/09/2026
It's Rowan with the news #PromptPoetsSociety
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 29/09/2026
Finally getting to the Prompt Poets Society meetup! Thanks for putting this on @jin.codes!
Jin up front introing the eventSlide that says this is not an AI hype train
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 19/09/2026
Probably one of the spiciest bits of the #NZTechExpo where Dom Pym (the moderator) asked each panelist to articulate a policy they admired from another political party, that was not also part of the policy mix of their own party.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 18/09/2026
Time for the political panel... 😬 #NZTechExpo
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 17/09/2026
Excited to be at the #NZTechExpo today! Come say hi!
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 08/09/2026
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 08/09/2026
Adding the milk has to be one of the most gratifying parts of ordering an iced americano
Milk swirling around in the iced Americano
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 08/09/2026
Very tempting to adopt the UniFi demo gear... 😇
A Dream Router 5G Max appearing in my UniFi Protect application and offering to be setup.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 08/09/2026
A bunch of useful UniFi related resources.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 08/09/2026
Checking out the UniFi Auckland conference today with @pikelet.nz! A few interesting bits. Big push into enterprise networking gear and a wider footprint across access control/cameras/physical security monitoring.
UniFi "Building the future of IT" bannerA bunch of new UniFi gear - mostly wireless access pointsAn example of UniFi gear you could use for gate access
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 22/08/2026
A good day for Davie’s Bay! #TitirangiLife
Looking out over Davies Bay
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 22/08/2026
You can really start to feel how Auckland Central is going to come alive this summer. Awesome new statues and revamped public spaces. Kapa haka groups and interactive art in the square 😍 #kikorangi
New wahine statue on Victoria streetNew tuna (eel) statue at the bottom of Victoria streetKapa haka group performing in Aotea squareOctopoda drum octopus interactive art in Aotea Square
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 22/08/2026
Fuck me these CRL stations are cool! Almost like a first world country! #kikorangi
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 13/08/2026
And for the #InternetNZ Board Members we have... Douglas Brown (FSU) and Bianca Grizhar (!!!)
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 13/08/2026
Results from the #InternetNZ AGM voting. Motion 1 - failed Motion 2 - passed Motion 3 - passed Motion 4 - passed Motion 5 - passed Motion 6 - passed Motion 7 - passed Motion 8 - failed Motion 9 - failed Big FSU turnout so a lot of burdensome motions got passed and we missed out on motions 1 & 8.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 13/08/2026
And now we wait... #InternetNZ
Screenshot of the Zoom waiting page for the Internet NZ 2026 AGM.

"Please wait. The webinar will begin soon."
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 11/08/2026
Annnndd a 9th motion has magically appeared! Again - I would recommend voting against this one. It appears highly burdensome. #InternetNZ
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 10/08/2026
Good morning! #TitirangiLife
Looking out at morning fog settled over the Titirangi bush (forest)
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 06/08/2026
Heya #InternetNZ folks! Don’t forget to vote in the board elections! BUT ALSO: register to attend the AGM from 5:30pm on Thursday August 13th! Register here using the name & email associated with your membership: internetnz.zoom.us/webinar/regi... There are motions to vote on! #kikorangi
The election results will be announced during the AGM on Thursday, 13 August 2026.

2. Register now to attend the AGM
If you'd like to attend the AGM, you'll need to register in advance.

Please register using the name and email address associated with your InternetNZ membership. Once registered, you'll receive a confirmation email closer to the AGM containing your Zoom joining link and further information.

Zoom registration link: InternetNZ | Ipurangi Aotearoa AGM 2026 

Registration closes at 5.00 pm on Tuesday, 11 August 2026.

This allows staff time to verify membership and confirm eligibility to vote on AGM motions.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 05/08/2026
Always nice to see a @brislen.nz in his native habitat. 🍻
Jason and Paul sitting in a booth at a bar both holding beer glasses
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 02/08/2026
"Who care what the government thinks or does?" is a WILD take for the Prime Minister to be giving businesses. I guess he would prefer that we don't pay taxes, obey laws, and engage with regulators?
“Come home to New Zealand, and there’s a parent-child mentality. I have literally sat in boardrooms across New Zealand, and the conversation goes: ‘I wonder what the government’s going to do? I wonder what the government’s going to think?’

“Who cares what the government thinks or does? Our job is to be adult, adult, adult. The business leaders, the political leaders, and the community leaders working together, doing things differently. I set up the operating system. You go out there and smack it and go create the road, and the community leaders see the pain, the hurt, the need, and the frustration, and the three actors do different things but complementary things to deal with the challenges and the opportunities.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 31/07/2026
Lets fucking go. #InternetNZ
Screenshot of my Internet New Zealand Board Election voting confirmation.

"Your votes have been recorded - thank you for voting."
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 30/07/2026
What fresh hell is this? "We already do biometric payments on our own devices!". Yes. On your OWN device. Where your biometrics are stored in a secure enclave and they never leave the device. Not your biometrics stored in the cloud and accessible by every eftpos machine. #kikorangi
"But I think if we think a little bit, there's some biometric payments that already take place. So for example, I often read books on my iPad. I bought a book last night after I'd finished another book and my confirmation of payment was my fingerprint because my card is already loaded into my iPad and it says 'confirm, press your fingerprint here' and I press my fingerprint, that's a biometric payment. So the details are already there."
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
So... are those "No" lists okay? I did laugh a bit at this one as it seemed a bit targeted at me... 😂 But yes, leaving those who you find the worst off your list is fine. Just realise that if those candidates are the last ones standing you'll have no say in which one wins. #InternetNZ
So… are those “No” lists okay?
Mostly, yes — leaving your least-favourites off the bottom
doesn't hurt your side. Those rankings are only looked at
after everyone you like is already settled, so they can't drag
your picks down — and skipping them boosts nobody.
Just know the trade: if the final seat comes down to two people
you skipped, your vote is already home. Ranking even people
you dislike, worst last, is your only say in the least-bad
outcome — and if you truly don't care which of them wins,
skipping them costs you nothing. The danger is never who you
leave off; it's how early you stop.
→ Follow a list if you like — just make sure it starts
with everyone you can tolerate.
Based on the official published InternetNZ election count reports (2024 and 2025)
and on thousands of simulated elections using the same counting rules, checked
line-by-line against those reports. “Ranking someone below others can never harm
those ranked above them” is a built-in mathematical property of this counting
system, not an opinion.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
The proof: what stopping early costs you. In the 2025 #InternetNZ board election 1/3 of all votes cast were exhausted (had no say) in who was elected to the second board seat.
The proof: what stopping early costs
you
The winning post is set once, at the start, and never moves —
even as votes die. The last seat is decided only by the ballots
still alive at the end:
→ In the real 2025 election, 1 in 3 votes were dead
before the final seat was decided.
Simulated thousands of times: 9 candidates, 2 seats, official counting rules. The
pattern is the same at any turnout.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
Voting as a team: three futures. We're better off ranking all of the good picks. Votes will flow through as candidates are knocked out they will automatically consolidate to the top pick. Voting for just your absolute favourites risks your vote being wasted if they are knocked out. #InternetNZ
Voting as a team: three futures
Same team, same supporters — only the ballots differ:
→ The team message that works: “rank all of us, in
any order — then keep going.”
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
Three ways to fill in the same ballot. In our Single Transferable Vote system the more candidates you're able to rank the less likely it is that your vote could be wasted. Even if you're down to the bad options, if you have thoughts about which are "least bad" you should rank them. #InternetNZ
Three ways to fill in the same ballot
Lists are going around with “No” beside some candidates. The
honest comparison:
→ Skipping the bottom of your list is survivable.
Shortening the top is not.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
Where spare votes go when your favourite wins big. Basically if your choice wins with more votes than they need, a proportion of your vote will pass down to your next ranked choice. #InternetNZ
Where spare votes go when your
favourite wins big
Winners don't hoard votes they don't need. Say the winning
post is 34 and your favourite polls 40:
→ Nothing is wasted by voting for a popular favourite
— unless you stopped writing names.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
Your vote is a messenger. Basically your vote will go to your first choice until they're knocked out. If your first choice is knocked out then it goes to your second choice, and so on. #InternetNZ
Your vote is a messenger
It waits with your first choice. Whenever that person no longer
needs it — they've won, or they've been knocked out — it
moves down to your next name and keeps counting:
→ Your vote can only die one way: your list runs out
of names.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/07/2026
Three recommended rules: 1) Number every box you can 2) Worst last beats left off 3) Never stop early Personally I think leaving candidates unranked who you find abhorrent is fine. BUT - if there are any who are bad, but less bad, you want to rank them at the end of your list. #InternetNZ
The three rules that cover everything
InternetNZ elects its board with ranked voting: you number
candidates 1, 2, 3… as far as you like. Everything else in this
guide is just the why behind three rules:
1 Number every box you can
Favourites first, in your honest order. Any order of your own
favourites is fine.
2 Worst last beats left off
Ranking someone last can never help them beat anyone you
put above them.
3 Never stop early
A vote with no names left stops counting. That's the only real
way to waste it.
→ If you remember one thing: keep writing numbers.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 24/07/2026
#InternetNZ peeps! Board Member voting has opened! Eligible members should have an email. There is at least one meet the candidates event, but it is absolutely critical that you vote. **If you think you might forget, voting sooner rather than later is the best option.** bsky.app/profile/jpda...
An email with voting instructions for the InternetNZ Board Election.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 19/07/2026
What is happening
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 19/07/2026
The halftime show is featuring the muppets?!
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham kicking the bucket wasn’t on my bingo card www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/12/lindsey-graham-key-ally-of-donald-trump-has-died-after-sudden-illness-his-office-says
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 19/06/2026
Apparently the best breakfast in Queenstown is served by a bar?!?
A photo of a table showing a plate of Fergs Full Breakfast with bottles of HP & hot sauce and a kindleA large mocha with a tiny chocolate chip cookie!View of Ferg’s Bar in Queenstown from the rearmost table
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 18/06/2026
Its a tough life.
Wahoo Chicken bites, a giant pretzel, and an Epic Full Send IPA from Smiths Aleshouse in Queenstown for the Smiths NZIPA challenge
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 12/05/2026
For those who think the Iran war oil crisis has been a bit of a nothing burger, thats because the real pain hasn't begun to hit yet. @bernardchickey.bsky.social
The world's oil reserves are running out
Oil experts fear global reserves are being sucked down by 100mbpd each week the Strait of Hormuz is closed. They see oil prices spiking over US$150/b from June & reserves effectively gone by SeptemberThis chart shows the oil reserves estimated by JP Morgan over the last six years or so. And you can see during COVID the reserves went up because we didn’t use so much fuel. Then during 2022 because US President Joe Biden released reserves onto the market to try to limit oil price rises after Russia invaded Ukraine. And then since the beginning of March, we’ve seen global oil reserves and in particular, the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve, drawn down heavily as Trump and others are desperate to try to contain the rise in oil prices.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 20/04/2026
🎶 Closing time, one last call for alcohol… So, finish your whisky or beer… Closing time, you don't have to go home… But you can't stay here 🎶 We’ll miss you Vultures Lane 😭🍻
Notification from the UniFi network management application saying “Vultures Lane: Device Offline
Nerd Krew Living Room went offline”

This was the wireless access point I setup for the downstairs lounge at Vultures Lane, one of our favourite bars in Auckland.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 10/04/2026
Good evening! #TitirangiLife #kikorangi
Orange sunset over the Titirangi bush
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 28/03/2026
Good evening! #TitirangiLife
View of the sun low on the horizon behind light clouds looking over the Titirangi bush
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 14/03/2026
Happy Pi Day! 🥧 🤤
A delicious pecan pie sitting on a wire rack.A delicious apple pie sitting on a wire rack.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 23/02/2026
Motherfuckers 🤬 #MeridianEnergy #kikorangi
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 15/02/2026
Weird all #AirNewZealand flight credits show a note at the bottom stating the credit is related to a flight booking cancelled due to COVID-19 (this one was cancelled due to weather in Wellington). #kikorangi
An Air New Zealand Credit note for $306 that says at the bottom "This is a credit related to a flight booking cancelled due to COVID-19."
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 05/02/2026
Its Danner Time 😍 #TitirangiLife #kikorangi
A can of "Its Danner Time" Hazy IPA from Behemoth Brewing nestled in a hop vine.
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 29/01/2026
Hello hops! 🍻 #TitirangiLife #Kikorangi
A hop vine growing on a fence
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 22/01/2026
It is somehow both unsurprising and yet completely infuriating to see the suggestion from someone whose name is a byword for leadership failure that New Zealand should abandon any efforts at international leadership. #nzpol www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 05/01/2026
Some good clouds
Clouds
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Jason Danner @jpdanner.com · 09/12/2025
Good evening! #TitirangiLife
Looking out over our deck and the Titirangi bush on a lovely summer evening.
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