Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 04/09/2026Unfortunately playing Pokémon Pokopia for 80 hours a week is not financially responsible and I have returned to gainful employment. super excited to be joining the team at @gousable.com and making a difference for small business owners 💪💜 040
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 03/09/2026Also on the topic of kids. Kids these days. So lazy. Mine can’t even not poop his pants or make me a coffee. 110
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 03/09/2026Back on my bullshit this morning. I’ve already told off a high schooler taller than me for not using the crosswalk and reported an illegally parked car. I’m on. a. ROLL 💪 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 02/09/2026I am under no illusion that I have a “security system” I am just a suburban busybody. CRIMES 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 12/05/2026I don’t remember to use this app because I barely know what day it is lol. Mainly bc this is my whole day. The most demanding stakeholder I’ve ever worked with. He sleeps through meetings and drinks on the job. Lots of yapping. Illiterate. Hairline of a middle aged accountant. Good smiles though. 1140
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 12/05/2026all day: Alexa is my best friend! She helps me have tasks not fall out of my brain! timers! unit conversions! bad jokes! view of my security cameras in my safe suburban neighborhood! I love mass surveillance! She meows bc I turned on cat mode :)) me rn: Alexa woke the baby. Death to the clankers. 041
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 18/04/2026once you unlock rollout and visit a dream island Pokopia basically turns into Strip Mining Simulator 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 18/04/2026Vultures closes for good this weekend… end of an era (with my new one on my lap) 050
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 01/04/2026My best April Fools joke - what a day for the fertility clinic to call and tell you you’re pregnant! - is now four months old. Science is pretty amazing tbh. 1160
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 06/11/2025Gutted not to be at Kawaiicon today but I am busy with the late stages of gestating a tiny human. Surreal after years of infertility and IVF. I was hesitant to give birth at the con although that would be very metal. It turns out I have to pee every 20 minutes so I’ll see more on the livestream lmao 0110
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 23/10/2025I haven’t posted cat pictures in forever because Ada has been looking mangy, huge patches of fur missing from anxiety. Anyway so when you get kitty Prozac it’s the exact same pills as for people and you just quarter them lol. It works! 190
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 23/10/2025even though we technically moved so glad I stayed in our old suburb's FB group, they are replacing the countdown with an asian supermarket and the boomers are collectively losing their minds. open butchery?! chinese characters on labels?! are they still going to sell my weet-bix?! 130
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 14/08/2025We have an Arlo camera on our “front” porch (which is difficult to access & not the door 99% of people use). First dies under warranty, replacement. Replacement dies out of warranty, got replacement under CGA. FedEx just threw the CGA one onto the front porch.. but no camera is there to capture it 🤦♀️ 110
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 31/07/2025Mostly foiled the cookers. Today we rest. Tomorrow.. well, Bear will still be resting who am I kidding. 0120
Reposted by PikeletJason Danner @jpdanner.com · 09/07/2025I agree with @kumararepublic.bsky.social's #InternetNZ guide, but there is a SIGNIFICANT RISK of splitting the progressive vote while FSU will be focused on their 2 candidates We also need to focus I will be voting @dylanreeve.com & Hunt for 1 & 2, & then ranking *all other candidates* except FSU 106735
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 15/04/2025Good morning from the cat bed we rebuilt half the bookcase to fit, which was promptly ignored for six months and is now acceptable 1280
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 15/04/2025With this MAGA wannabe time wasting nonsense about removing inclusive language re: pregnant people, we currently don’t fund pregnancy ultrasounds in NZ. That is something that could actually improve obstetric outcomes…. 250
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 07/04/2025fellow millennials are really out there starting their own businesses 030
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 25/03/2025Whatever the fuck is going on here??? Arrest Siri for animal abuse 120
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 24/03/2025I was at the doctor yesterday and they must be real lax with the music on Sundays. How tf do you play a clean edit of a Doechii song??? Is there any song left???The nurse came to get me and I was like… I really want to hear how this goes, why couldn’t you be a bit late lol 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 05/02/2025“I have bone marrow under my acrylics” is really a brand new sentence 💅🦴 110
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 27/01/2025The existence of the "public notices" classifieds in 2025 seems pointless. So I'm supposed to attempt to find a person and advise them of their duties by yelling into a void no one reads??? And this is good enough??? 100
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 29/12/2024Bubblegum and mocha ice creams from the Ninja Creami, best random 1am Instagram purchase yet. Finally figured out a good base recipe! Plant based 🌱☺️ 0100
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 05/12/2024Incels have a lot to answer for but the crusade against soy “BECauSe estROGEn” is up top. Burgerfuel making oat ice cream thickshakes now? Soy is sweet and perfect for it. Oat milk tastes like dirt + sadness. If soy really was effective at raising estrogen the transfemme HRT industry wouldn’t exist. 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 05/12/2024if they ever want to hack me all they have to do is compromise the tabby cat extension bc I am *obsessed* 000
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 04/12/2024Ok sorry I have just learned about Miniverse and I am baffled. A kids toy that includes UV resin with “recommendations” to wear a mask and gloves, and the resin comes in cutesy themed packaging??? Like the maple syrup bottle + milkshake in this picture contains resin to make the fake food. 110
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 01/12/2024Please enjoy this comically large AirPods case I accidentally bought thinking it would be a reasonable size.. 4210
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 01/12/2024furiously making a preset to run on Lululemon product images because they always bump the exposure up + cool the temperature - when whatever you ordered arrives it’s a completely different colour 😵💫 imagine buying things without googling what the colour actually looks like IRL and being gaslighted 000
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 04/11/2024WHO WOULD WIN? the dishwasher, a modern marvel, refined over hundreds of years since its invention in 1850 OR one bad seed?? 260
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 31/10/2024I don’t.. understand.. how you would do that. They don’t go in like that??? Ppl who wear AirPods in the wrong ears just walk amongst us on God’s green earth in His image??? 020
Pikelet @pikelet.nz · 31/10/2024I can tell you about 3 things this is but none of them is carbonara 100
Reposted by Pikeletchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Hang on a minute… 551222334
