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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It's really great that the bonus materials for Tess include r*pe apologia. That's super cool and I'm having a great time today.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

As a horrible piece of shit, my biggest flaw is that I'm just too fucking awesome.

Roman Polanski (a horrible piece of shit), explains how cool he is in the special features for Tess.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I don't get it. Why can't she hear his heartbeat? Why hasn't she cut something in half yet? Did Zatoichi lie to me?

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The unique thing about this fictional character is that he can do things that other normal people can't do. Isn't that amazing?! Brilliant insights abound in the Zatoichi box set bonus features.

Asian-film critic Tony Ryans making the most banal statement in the history of film criticism.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

And one fateful day, someone in the Katsu Productions office got ahold of a synthesizer.

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SymbiopsychotaxiplAdam @theadamglass.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

By the time this is over we will have seen all his tricks, all his tactics. We will have seen where everyone else failed, so will know what to avoid. Truffaut watched a dozen gangster movies and thought he could make one. We watch 25 Zatoichi movies and we will be able to defeat him.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

"Sure, I've heard he's kill tens of thousands of men but I'm pretty sure we can take him." - Every Villian in the Zatoichi Series-

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

"Mmm, I love enjoying my delicious beverage through my tightly clenched teeth like a completely normal human man."

Japanese McDonald's ad for new straw-less plastic lids in which a man is drinking through his clenched teeth like a fucking maniac.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Dog owner says that if Muffy were to solve quantum gravity - would truly have become a "good dog."

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

Perhaps it's crude for me to say so but I think the jet balloons look like sperm. I am an original and creative thinker.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 22/07/2024

In a lot of political posts, people will write "LFG!" and I understand on an intellectual level that it is meant to be "Let's Fucking Go!" but I can't help reading it as "Looking for Group!" which is objectively better.

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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 20/07/2024

J.D. Vance pronounces 'Appalachia' wrong, says @zunguzungu.bsky.social, who grew up there. Searing, thoughtful work, more relevant than ever popula.com/2019/04/18/r...

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 21/07/2024

I don't really use my Twitter anymore but I keep the account active and the app on my phone. Today, I got a notification to watch an Alex Jones video about Hillary Clinton. I don't follow him and have never watched a video by him. I also thought he was banned. I am very annoyed by this.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 19/07/2024

As shows go, Succession is fine but I'm not sure how I feel about them using "Which Side Are You On?" I don't think they've earned it.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

For my next piece of experimental filmmaking, I've created an alphabet teaching video for children I hate.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 25/06/2024

I, Noël Coward, am proud to announce that I have developed heretofore unknown and unprecedented forms of racism. I await your enthusiastic applause.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

It's not a hawk but it was watching me like one.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 17/06/2024

Film for this week basically just said, "The problem with you young people is you believe in historical materialism."

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 15/06/2024

I just dragged an entire bed's worth of linens and blankets out into the yard and sprayed them with a hose at 11:30 at night because my youngest threw up in bed. Being a parent is an amazing adventure.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 04/06/2024

I think it's worth remembering that the purpose of this current "AI" boom is about disciplining labor. It doesn't have to be good or capable because that doesn't matter. The people pushing it just need to be able to point at it and say "don't get uppity or we'll give your job to the machine."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/06/2024

You stay away from Anthony Bourdain you son of a bitch

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 29/05/2024

Step 1: Get a billion dollars. Step 2: Build a "submarine" out of junk from Home Depot Step 3: Self-actualize as a can of prepackaged fish food

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

Sometimes you eat the cheese that fell on the floor and sometimes the cheese that fell on the floor eats you.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

I love the fact that all the billionaires seem to be hearing a siren song that calls them to their watery grave.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

I can't get over "developed a parenting style based on something she observed when she saw tigers in the wild." Tigers being a notably sapient species with social needs indistinguishable from those of humans.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

Pronatalist seems to be a synonym for unregulated child abuse factory. Perhaps people who dislike children who have "reasoned" their way into having a bunch of kids make for bad parents. I know this revelation is blowing everyone's mind.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

It's not "rent-free" if they're paying by doing the childcare. Their rent is just childcare for some very idiotic people.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/05/2024

Games media executive brain during an acquisition, "Both of my cars have a steering wheel. This seems like a redundancy that I should eliminate."

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 25/05/2024

It would appear that Google is not sure who Peter Falk is.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

Based on a cursory look at my timeline, the entire populations of Europe, Canada and America are currently vacationing in Japan.

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 17/05/2024

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

Am I the only one who thinks it's grotesque to keep a fish tank on a yacht?

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 29/02/2024

Occasionally when I'm watching Columbo, I'm introduced to concepts that seem entirely alien to me. Carpet in the bathroom! Truly, the past is a foreign country.

A scene from an episode of Columbo. A woman, who is about to be murdered, is taking a bath in a bathtub which is surrounded by carpet. Did she deserve to die for this grave decorating/hygiene sin? Only God can judge.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

I feel like it's weird to name a sandwich from a restaurant rather than just the kind of sandwich you like. That's my main takeaway.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

When you are a normal person who writes normal movies for normal people.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 05/02/2024

Star Trek's greatest failure was trying to convince the world that trombones could be sexy.

Riker from Star Trek TNG trying to play a trombone sexily in a jazz club on the Holodeck.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 03/02/2024

Selling bowls of curry at basketball games should be a capital offense.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 27/01/2024

Sure, I'll concede that it's unconstitutional as long as they concede that laws limiting wildcat strikes, solidarity strikes and picket line conduct are also unconstitutional.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 23/01/2024

I legitimately believe this but about cats.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

This thread is incredible. People really seem to like it.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 04/01/2024

Everyone knows that the right way to kick off an orgy is playing some Wagner and reciting sorrowful German war poetry. Really helps people get down to business.

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jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social @jpatrickdorgan.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

For such a heartfelt morality tale, it seems a little odd to wrap things up by calling his wife a slut. That being said, I can see why Bergman liked it.

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