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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I don’t care what anybody says, the Lollipop Guild still hits.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Special Forces Phone Exorcist would only agree to a “debate” if his nemesis, a plucky journalist from Denver, was banned from the event. Moxy😂 www.9news.com/article/news...

9news.com

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dude. If Fat Guy In A Little Coat were a political campaign. Solid goddamned gold. More Swamy trying to lift anything.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The future of the free world depends on the United States oppressing the free world. Tracks.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Notice how Democrats basically exiled Eric Swalwell instead of crowning him their king? Wild.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am a fiercely proud Coloradan (West Slope Best Slope), and I’m hoping this is just the opening salvo against this transplanted, domestic-abusing, murderous grifter. Next moves should be arrest followed by extradition to a foreign gulag. coloradonewsline.com/2026/10/02/v...

coloradonewsline.com

Republican Victor Marx fined $58K for campaign finance violations | Colorado Newsline

"The scale of the violations are without precedent," a hearing officer wrote in a 27-page decision in the case issued Friday.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got caught up in another goddamned parade today. Y’all better throw one for me when I die, because apparently I am cosmically connected to these fucking events. If there is a parade anywhere in my vicinity, I will inadvertently be caught up in the stupid thing.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Some of the best quotable moments of any film IMO.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So Trump changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to spite our southern hermanos y hermanas, but then changed the name of artificial intelligence to “si?” *”¿si?” What dimension of Lotería is he playing now?

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

All about deporting them to foreign prisons. Like every member of the entire cabal, including (especially) the politicians who have enabled this.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I agree with Duckworth. Your assessment is absolutely correct, if we were still dealing with the traditional form of US government. We’re not. We have a lawless POTUS who is actively trying to destroy democracy, with the help of his party. Impeachment has become as useless as everything else.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seeing a whole lotta anti-socialism sentiment being broadcasted by Republican congressional candidates, and exactly ZERO concern about the rampant rise of fascism coming from their counterparts. Fucking pathetic honestly. Y’all are not meeting the moment whatsoever.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Why lol? The biggest threat to RFK are his own life choices. Nobody’s after him, we’re all just waiting to see what kind of weird microbe eventually ends him. I’m personally hoping for necrotizing fasciitis.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He reads all my content, I should be more careful.😂

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’re like a week away from him renaming breast implants to super boobs.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s wild how one guy basically destroyed the Emoluments Clause, presidential impeachment and pardon power in a decade, because he was able to form a political cult. I am aware he destroyed much, much more, but these three actions directly benefit him.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ahhh, I see. I just thought we decided to take matter into our own hands, like we did in Venezuela. Thanks for informing me!!!

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why? The guy who was assassinated wasn’t from the US, none of the conspirators are from the US, and they’re being tried in Florida? How the fuck is that legal?

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He drifts with the current, just like the rest of the spineless jellyfish.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

5 Reasons Why I Feel Like An Outside In My Hometown 1- I “wash my hands after using the toilet” 2- I say shit like “please” and “thank you” 3- I “use turn signals” 4- I “brush my teeth” 5- I “read books”

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Getting handled, bad night so far.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Do you even whalefall bro?

Promotion poster for the movie Whalefall.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Most of them stopped following the actual teachings of Christ the moment He ascended.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Terrific thread on one of the greatest films I’ve ever watched or studied.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

But has anyone asked Right Said Fred about their stance on the Palestinian genocide? Honestly, internet discourse is the only way for irrelevant entertainers to gain at least a portion of the attention they seek. It’s either that, or becoming better entertainers, which rarely happens.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Weird. Molly talking to Rick. How long has it been?

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Wrong. I watched a pot for 37 days. Never boiled. Talked about it on my podcast, link in bio.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you’ve never watched the music video for Van Halen’s cover of Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman,” congratsufuckinlations. May you go on in peace.

David Lee Roth, dressed as Napoleon, answering a fucking 80s telephone.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Though I was being a tad droll with my query, I honestly thank you for your honest response. I literally have been throwing all the stuff in together for my entire adult life, but now have a fancy washer/dryer and want to start doing it right.😂

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If there are infinite universes, there is one where the drummer of Def Leppard has both his arms, but everyone else in the band only has one.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Two questions: 1-Are we supposed to be washing our towels separately? 2-Should I probably stop using whatever liquid which I think is fabric softener? I kinda thought all that extra stuff was basically the same stuff.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

telegraph.co.uk

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If you form a rock band with him, you guys can just carpool in the van, problem solved. Also, if it’s a metal band, call it Hateline.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hoping his next endeavor is a remake of Spartacus, but more focused on how organized labor has no place in civil society.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We’ll learn that the true enemy was never greed, but rather the bad financial decisions made by the poverty-stricken Bob Cratchit.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hope it happens on a Friday morning before a three-day weekend. Preferably Labor Day 2026.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Welp, then I don’t suggest eating a quarter ounce of them then watching a six hour marathon of Family Matters. Been there, no fun whatsoever.

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