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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Got caught up in another goddamned parade today. Y’all better throw one for me when I die, because apparently I am cosmically connected to these fucking events. If there is a parade anywhere in my vicinity, I will inadvertently be caught up in the stupid thing.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So Trump changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to spite our southern hermanos y hermanas, but then changed the name of artificial intelligence to “si?” *”¿si?” What dimension of Lotería is he playing now?

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seeing a whole lotta anti-socialism sentiment being broadcasted by Republican congressional candidates, and exactly ZERO concern about the rampant rise of fascism coming from their counterparts. Fucking pathetic honestly. Y’all are not meeting the moment whatsoever.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’re like a week away from him renaming breast implants to super boobs.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s wild how one guy basically destroyed the Emoluments Clause, presidential impeachment and pardon power in a decade, because he was able to form a political cult. I am aware he destroyed much, much more, but these three actions directly benefit him.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

5 Reasons Why I Feel Like An Outside In My Hometown 1- I “wash my hands after using the toilet” 2- I say shit like “please” and “thank you” 3- I “use turn signals” 4- I “brush my teeth” 5- I “read books”

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Do you even whalefall bro?

Promotion poster for the movie Whalefall.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Terrific thread on one of the greatest films I’ve ever watched or studied.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If you’ve never watched the music video for Van Halen’s cover of Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman,” congratsufuckinlations. May you go on in peace.

David Lee Roth, dressed as Napoleon, answering a fucking 80s telephone.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If there are infinite universes, there is one where the drummer of Def Leppard has both his arms, but everyone else in the band only has one.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hoping his next endeavor is a remake of Spartacus, but more focused on how organized labor has no place in civil society.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I hope it happens on a Friday morning before a three-day weekend. Preferably Labor Day 2026.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Still convinced that the only thing which held me back from becoming the most prolific BMX rider of the late 20th century was my lack of kick-ass racing pants. This is completely unrelated to Rad streaming on Prime btw.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In 1996, Mark Morrison released his debut single entiltled “Return of the Mack.” Bold debut Mark, bold AF.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My favorite thing about the Law & Order franchise is when they put like 5 people per episode through the interrogation ringer, just absolutely destroying their entire psyches, then finally find the actual culprit and are like 🤷‍♂️. New York is stacked with innocent people shattered by mean detectives.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Annie Lennox used to scare the everloving shit out of me when I was a kid. That’s it, that’s the skeet.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The Last House will hopefully be the Last Movie About The Impending Octopus Invasion that I will watch for a long time.

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Was attacked by ants today as I attempted to navigate a low branch of a flower bush. Just barely hit it with my bald-ass head, ten seconds later I was unilaterally assaulted with bites behind my ears, almost simultaneously. Flurry of activity followed. Who is the queen, and why is she targeting me?

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Why stop at tres leches? I want my cake milked the fuck out. #OchoLeches

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

White people got embarrassed because everyone was making fun of us for putting raisins in stuff, so we quietly shifted focus to using dried cranberries instead. This should also warrant massive public shame, especially because we thought we could sneak one by, classic white person style.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I understand why they’re fast, I mean, you gotta be if you’re a race car driver. I’ve just never understood why they’re so angry?🤷‍♂️

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Step 1: Commit blatant crime. Step 2: Blame “Deep State” for any and all repercussions incurred, be loud enough to garner the attention of the Criminal in Chief and wait for the fascist MAGA regime to support your criminality. The formula for Republican success is getting tired AF.

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Colorado Secretary of State's Office finds Republican Gubernatorial nominee Victor Marx broke campaign finance law

The Colorado Secretary of State's Office says the Republican gubernatorial nominee Victor Marx's campaign received nearly 200 illegal campaign contributions during the primary election.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My theory is that if we all wear shirts celebrating specific holidays during completely different holidays, that Jamie Kennedy will go Emil. #GoEmilJamie

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Sad to see Jonas depart, I hope he is okay.😕 #TDF2026

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

There’s a movie where an ancient-times Jackie Chan fights an ancient-time John Cusack? Then they both fight an ancient-times Adrien Brody? And not even ONE FUCKIN MEME?

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Watching the global fallout from Trump’s meddling in the World Cup makes me very thankful that the Kiddie Diddler in Chief seems to not even know what a bicycle is. #TDF2026 #LeTour

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Greig @artofcycling.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"Over the Summit" T Pidcock (Pinarello-Q36.5) leads the small break over the Ballon d'Alsace followed by L Plapp & M Schmid (Jayco-Alula) as well as the #Frenchmen J Jegat (TotalEnergies) & K Vauquelin (Netcompany-Ineos) See all of my #TdF2026 #cycling #art at theartofcycling.blogspot.com #cyclisme

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I never post these, but today is different. Today I won in one. Wordle 1,851 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

When the subject of the best Michael Biehn/Ed Harris film pops up, as it often does, I will always argue that The Abyss is their better work.

Michael Biehn pointing a gun at Ed Harris’s face in The Abyss.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

What an incredible picture. Courage in a sea of cowardice. ⭐️

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JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

For my money, the instrumental opening to “Long Time” by Boston (titled “Foreplay”) is among the best intros in rock history.

Cover art of Boston’s self-titled album, several UFOs and an exploding planet

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

This whole thing is one giant fuckin Milli Vanilli.

JPabs @jpactual.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The entire premise of Leave It To Beaver was about an entire society just rag-dolling a dork.