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Martin

@jourdmart.bsky.social
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Bloke from Castleford. Witter about rugby, NFL, cricket, music, guitars, politics, cooking, dogs and stuff. Mjncsltd@gmail.com, independent, NetSuite functional specialist.

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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
England is a made up thing. It has no basis in the ineluctable laws of nature. Its extent is defined by Edward II getting his arse handed to him. Athelstan conquering York. The Welsh of Cumbria were incorporated, the Welsh of Gwynedd were not. It is a political idea, an aspiration - not taxonomy.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Toilet Instructions
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wah wah wah, being scrutinised is so unfair. Fuck off Farage
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day 🖤
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
What a twat. Fuck off Blair.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Karl Johnson is Reform UK’s candidate for Stanley & Outwood East, Wakefield. He’s used a vulnerable member of his local community for political point scoring. Exploitation at is worst. This is disgusting.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Brett Muscroft is Reform UK’s candidate in Castleford Central & Glasshoughton, Wakefield. Vetting? His posts on Islam, his support of Tommy Robinson, Enoch Powell and posting far-right and racist content shows exactly and many Reform UK candidates views are.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A rare and abhorrent event,which led to a change in public attitude and legislation, for the better for this country. An accepted risk for gun toting morons in some other countries, for the better of whom..?
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is a comparison I hadn't thought of, but is quite apt. This won't end without boots on the ground, and it won't end well for either side.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Fuck off into oblivion, you waste carbon. Trump isn't just the worst president, he's the worst American
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The cultist lies coming from Hesgeth are nauseating
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What a sick, demented bastard. A mother is dead, and this dickhead is making her part of his 2028 campaign platform 24 hours later.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Does he think we don't have eyes? He's a worse cunt than Trump.
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James @wearejames.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
You may have seen the Christmas campaign from Waitrose, which features two versions of She's A Star. Stream the original here: james.lnk.to/star and the orchestral version here: james.lnk.to/starorch NBL x #James #ShesAStar #ThePerfectGift
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
This is the content I'm here for!
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Adams has destroyed my fantasy matchup today
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I think there are 3 close to perfect albums: Queen II Rumours Millionaires Arturus Rex joins that list. Beautiful songs joined up in a string that tells a story of a life, with amazing string arrangements and brass, heartbreaking, uplifting, funny, engaging. Amazing, this band should be huge.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
There's going to be a military coup in the States after that unhinged performance
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
They're desperate for a war
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Quick Dave, write something anti ICE on the bullet casing" "Erm, ok Dwight"
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is where the empty headed Flag shagging leads. Race hate.
I feel truly heartbroken today. My Chinese takeaway,
which has been serving this community for more than
10 years, was vandalized with hateful graffiti telling us
to "go home."
This is not just paint on the wall - it is blatant
discrimination, and it hurts deeply
The police are already following up on this incident. If
anyone has seen anything or knows who did this,
please contact us
We work hard every day to serve our customers with
love and dedication. I believe our community is
stronger than hate, and 1 hope everyone will stand
together against this kind of behaviour.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Calm the chuff down lads #thecricket
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
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Yapp @yappapp.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
URGENT MISSING PERSON: Police helicopter is circling St. Aiden‘s nature reserve between Great Preston and Allerton Bywater in Leeds following concerns for a missing 26 yr old male from Leeds, Charlie Mitchell. He was last seen heading towards St Aiden's nature reserve… apple.co/3Yt1O8R
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
True
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
PM Tuxley and President Zelenskyy agree to end the duel between Mr. Trump and Mr. MUSK within 24 hours. If both men agree, therapy talks will begin immediately. The MEAN POSTING MUST STOP!
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Two twats fighting in a sack...of their own shit. Glorious!
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Horrror film stars Christopher Lee, Vincent Price and Peter Cushing (1983). 📷 Terry O’Neill
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Morning! I am a NetSuite functional consultant, specialising in core financials, with experience in WMS & CRM. Open for outside IR35 contract opportunities. Based in Leeds, able to work remotely or hybrid & in any time zone. Please get in touch if you require NetSuite expertise! www.mjncs.co.uk
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Pals - SHE IS HERE!!!!! It's my ultra special, very beautiful, really exciting Medieval Apocalypse show. This was a labour of love for me, and a chance to nerd out at levels heretofore unknown. The art! The drama! The peasant uprisings! My coat! Check! It! Out! access.historyhit.com/videos/medie...
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Medieval Apocalypse - Documentaries - History Hit
For medieval people, the apocalypse was not some distant prophecy—it was an imminent reality shaping their lives. In Medieval Apocalypse, historian Dr. Eleanor Janega embarks on a journey through En...
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Been out to forget the world for a few hours.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Decided to set up a work account. Give me a follow if you're into anything NetSuite related! Thanks. @mjncs.bsky.social
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
New financial year, new budget, new project? If you require someone to help you optimise your NetSuite setup, I can help! Whether it's just a few tweaks, customisation, data migration, training, coaching or simple admin, MJNCS are here to assist. www.mjncs.co.uk
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Can't wait for the exhibition of degenerate history... BBC News - Trump targets 'anti-American ideology' at Smithsonian museums www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Trump targets 'anti-American ideology' at Smithsonian museums
The order says that "divisive narratives" must be purged from the US museums and research centres.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Same thing crossed my mind.
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Martin @jourdmart.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Well. Better say hello, I suppose.
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a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
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