Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Might have made sense in the past but it kinda seems like the boob era of porn has passed. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 07/02/2025How long until Nancy Mace is like "I got bottom surgery to show the liberals that BIOLOGICAL WOMEN can have 6 inch cocks too!!n!" 010
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Do you think when porn stars show up to the jobsite they roll up with a toolbox? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Do you think Hot Ones is like when Stern made people ride the sybian for muck bang fetishists? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025than to revel in the flesh, and to do so while sharing in a spiritual connection with a partner. I'm no student of philosophy, but this is the essence of this idea of jouissance to me. I yearn for this. I can't imagine a greater life than one spent sharing in jouissance. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025In culture the residue of religion makes us feel that sex for its mere pleasure is a sin. However if we believe some paranormal insights we learn the purpose of life is to learn and experience things of the flesh for the unbounded soul so to speak. To that end what greater purpose can there be 100
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025It's kinda crazy how I realized I'm particularly attracted to women with dark curly hair and then later learned my great grandmother was German and Jewish. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Entering the DMT realm and joe rogan is in there just being annoying as shit. 131
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Audiophiles are just people looking for excuses as to why their antisocial tendencies lead them not to enjoy music. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Banal? I don't get it, I thought anal already had to do with the B 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/01/2025It's so nice that Kill Tony painted the mics red so I don't get duped into watching some dogshit Kill Tony short when scrolling. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I've just been quietly pronouncing xiaohongshu to myself 020
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Sometimes I send tweets and reels to my parasocial friends just in case they want to elevate our relationship to the type I have with my ex girlfriends 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Ahhh okay so that's how he gets killed. I was wondering what the CIA thinks about this. 010
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Ladies, next time you go over to your man's bring a black light. If he's not hitting the pillow with that shit he's not worth it 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Doing shots and jacking off to practice for the event where I get whiskey dick 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025(to a woman in the target self checkout) hey wanna get outta here 😏 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025(walking around feeling cool, looking hot) they have no idea how swampy my ass is rn 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Sometimes I catch a whiff of my body odor and like it a bit, which then immediately makes me think of Dr. Ally Louks, and then sends me down this line of thought on like what if I had a partner where we both liked eachothers smell and could both be a lil stinky 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 03/01/2025(following a big account that's a pretty woman) "obviously she will fall in love and dm me now." 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 29/12/2024What if someone was on here doing your bit but the account is called mr bluesky 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 29/12/2024eve6 really missed out on like a glitzy blendtec ad deal where the lyrics are swapped out to "i wanna put my tender, heart in a blendtec" 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024@devs can we get some drafts in here. How can I draft dump if I can't build up drafts? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Announcement: this 16 follower account is now called Jouissance1 and is no longer 2ZR-FXE Headgasket. Jouissance was taken already. Though it was funny to shitpost as a head gasket that just wasn't the vibe. Thank you. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Really my ultimate dream date is matching with one of those "beat me at Mario kart 🤪" girls and then going over and absolutely demolishing her. First place absolutely every single race. And then when we fuck guess who cums first 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I laid down in bed, and just am absolutely posting. One thing I can say, this bed is made for login. 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Reincarnationist YOLO brings up some questions though. What exactly is "you"? Because your body, thoughts, feelings, memories certainly does only live once (past life regression notwithstanding). So in this sense what exactly is you? And how can one come to truly know another? 010
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Hey just a quick reminder, ya know how old people tend to be married? That'll come for you too. Love? That's right, you'll find it. Me personally, I take solace in historically getting some pussy about once a year, and it's a new year next week baby. 000
Reposted by Jouissance1Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Somehow a bunch of p00p got inside my body but thankfully I was able to get it out using that hole I have in my butt 1016211
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024And every video is watermarked by you periodically saying "I'm mr. Pussy" 110
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Hearing remote work pays well and listening to the Gateway tapes on loop until you can explore all of the world in your mind 030
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I want to have some sex but not in like a desperate horny way, but in a "hang on I wanna try something" way 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 27/12/2024As a man did you really have an orgasm if you're not risking getting it in your eye? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024You ever bust so good that as you imagine your lover you then experience your own body through their lust and revel in a radical sexual self-esteem? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024What is the purpose of reverse cowgirl? Don't most dicks bend the other way for good reason? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024My mom got a me a quarter zip for christmas. Is she trying to get me killed here?! 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Messaging all the hinge matches that stopped responding weeks ago to wish them a merry christmas 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Do you think Boston wrote Foreplay/Long Time to demonstrate to women their ability to do foreplay by making a song with a long intro? 000
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I matched with someone named Lily on the apps recently and keep thinking of her, but partially for the most inappropriate reason which is that it makes me think of Pictures of Lilly which is a song about a kid jacking off to a poster in his room only to find that it was so old the model is now dead. 010
Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I saw an empty chinese ginger ale can in a jet bridge and it made me feel like all men are brothers 110
