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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

How long until Nancy Mace is like "I got bottom surgery to show the liberals that BIOLOGICAL WOMEN can have 6 inch cocks too!!n!"

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Do you think when porn stars show up to the jobsite they roll up with a toolbox?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Do you think Hot Ones is like when Stern made people ride the sybian for muck bang fetishists?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

In culture the residue of religion makes us feel that sex for its mere pleasure is a sin. However if we believe some paranormal insights we learn the purpose of life is to learn and experience things of the flesh for the unbounded soul so to speak. To that end what greater purpose can there be

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

It's kinda crazy how I realized I'm particularly attracted to women with dark curly hair and then later learned my great grandmother was German and Jewish.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Banal? I don't get it, I thought anal already had to do with the B

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

It's so nice that Kill Tony painted the mics red so I don't get duped into watching some dogshit Kill Tony short when scrolling.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Sometimes I send tweets and reels to my parasocial friends just in case they want to elevate our relationship to the type I have with my ex girlfriends

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Ladies, next time you go over to your man's bring a black light. If he's not hitting the pillow with that shit he's not worth it

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Doing shots and jacking off to practice for the event where I get whiskey dick

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

(to a woman in the target self checkout) hey wanna get outta here 😏

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

(walking around feeling cool, looking hot) they have no idea how swampy my ass is rn

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Sometimes I catch a whiff of my body odor and like it a bit, which then immediately makes me think of Dr. Ally Louks, and then sends me down this line of thought on like what if I had a partner where we both liked eachothers smell and could both be a lil stinky

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

(following a big account that's a pretty woman) "obviously she will fall in love and dm me now."

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

@devs can we get some drafts in here. How can I draft dump if I can't build up drafts?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Announcement: this 16 follower account is now called Jouissance1 and is no longer 2ZR-FXE Headgasket. Jouissance was taken already. Though it was funny to shitpost as a head gasket that just wasn't the vibe. Thank you.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Really my ultimate dream date is matching with one of those "beat me at Mario kart 🤪" girls and then going over and absolutely demolishing her. First place absolutely every single race. And then when we fuck guess who cums first

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

I laid down in bed, and just am absolutely posting. One thing I can say, this bed is made for login.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Hey just a quick reminder, ya know how old people tend to be married? That'll come for you too. Love? That's right, you'll find it. Me personally, I take solace in historically getting some pussy about once a year, and it's a new year next week baby.

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Dan Alten @danalten.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Somehow a bunch of p00p got inside my body but thankfully I was able to get it out using that hole I have in my butt

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I want to have some sex but not in like a desperate horny way, but in a "hang on I wanna try something" way

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

As a man did you really have an orgasm if you're not risking getting it in your eye?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

You ever bust so good that as you imagine your lover you then experience your own body through their lust and revel in a radical sexual self-esteem?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

What is the purpose of reverse cowgirl? Don't most dicks bend the other way for good reason?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

My mom got a me a quarter zip for christmas. Is she trying to get me killed here?!

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Messaging all the hinge matches that stopped responding weeks ago to wish them a merry christmas

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Do you think Boston wrote Foreplay/Long Time to demonstrate to women their ability to do foreplay by making a song with a long intro?

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I matched with someone named Lily on the apps recently and keep thinking of her, but partially for the most inappropriate reason which is that it makes me think of Pictures of Lilly which is a song about a kid jacking off to a poster in his room only to find that it was so old the model is now dead.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I saw a woman on the apps today, and the photo looked kinda AI? Too smooth, ya know. But check this out, her hands were in her pockets. Clever move. She could have 19 fingers in there and we'd never know.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Thinking again about how the whole alien abduction anal probing thing is not actually about some sci-fi medical thing, the guy was claiming that they prostate milked him like the IDF

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Elon Musk's body type is guy who has had a bomb surgically planted inside his body

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I think the no-nut thing is incredibly destructive and men should absolutely jack off as much as they need. By that same token, men should talk to themselves in the car to satiate the urge to podcast

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Wait until they see a butt hole

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Okay so I listened to a bit of the Chappel Roan Sabrina Carpenter Christmas song. And it's fine whatever, but my god that is one of the worst sounding snares I've heard. The mix is terrible on the band. I hope it was live streamed or something and no one spent time after the shoot to mix it.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

One thing I believe is that celebrities are not inherently more attractive than normal people. Sure they key into conventional beauty standards typically, but beyond that it's all the mere-exposure effect. Especially in films where you're looking at them for extended periods.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

How about a Bob Dylan biopic but it's bob Dylan as in Mr. Dylan has a fetching bob haircut through the whole film

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Thinking about how after the election I thought about tweeting "if you're thinking about committing political violence, take solace in the fact that so are others." but I didn't, and it would have gone so hard to rt that with "👀" after the UHC shooting

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Feeling like a real part of a community because I have also searched the disproportionately searched pornhub term in my state.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

@stavvysworld.bsky.social wanna hear about the time I got with a squirter

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

We are the fail sons of the witches you couldn't burn

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

It's always "feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you" but clearly the women on tv commercials were feeling it for us!

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Getting naked to shit is so nice and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Take your shirt off it's easy

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Good job Amy! Wow I can't believe lawmakers are finally working across the aisle to pass meaningful legislation.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

This New Jersey drone thing is stupid, it's obviously airplanes. But some of those people some times are accidentally right to be nervous because sometimes what they're seeing? That's right, it's a 737 Max.

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Audiophile is really an appropriate term because they do be wanting to fuck the audio

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

On a first date: okay okay let me guess, high amount of neanderthal dna? That's so hot

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Jouissance1 @jouissance1.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Thinking about how fun twitter circles was, but also that the only time I actually hooked up from it I got a sinus infection from eating out

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