Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I, in public, open bsky for the first time in several months and the first thing I see is BBW furry art hell yeah 💪😤 110
Reposted by MattPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026>Frank Zappa has a song about being gay >ELP has a song about trans nuns lezzing out >Rush is named after poppers >King Crimson has a song where they say faggot >genre is literally named after tranny medicine I love prog rock 🏳🌈 4374
Reposted by MattPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Why is Bill Evans swagged tf out in all of his photos wtf 5313
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026yknow I was just thinking of ways to find an excuse not to want to go back to streaming myself 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I just remembered this site exists again, time to tell @pipermintz.bsky.social I miss her a lot and then disappear again for a year :3c 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 21/02/2026media.tenor.comtwo anime girls hugging each other in front of a window with blinds .ALT: two anime girls hugging each other in front of a window with blinds . 000
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026-not hectic/stressful place to call her own where she can not just survive but equally thrive, and you and Heff have been able to give her that peace of mind after so long trying to find it, so you have my eternal thanks as well. 💜 110
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I'll keep it a buck, it is actually *you* who is to be thanked for creating an equally safe one for Solly. While it's wild to me that this calendar year marks ten years since I met her and I objectively hate the passage of time, I've equally seen how hard it's been for her to find a truly safe and- 110
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 05/01/2026excuse you young man I believe your partner may beg to differ 110
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026as the wise sages of Home Depot once said, "you can do it, we can help" 💪😤 110
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Piper as much as I love you I don't think we're close enough for you to jerk me off when I get home from work 120
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025idk it made me actually be able to do my job and then go home and jerk off so 110
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 21/11/2025if it helps, I saw them yesterday and can confirm they exist 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I was gonna sarcastically respond with "and yet you dated me" before I remembered I am not, in fact, a man 🫡 010
Reposted by MattTЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 13/07/2025She Phillin herself with my Collins till I can feel it in the air tonight 041
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2025(I am now realizing this came out a month ago but I am sticking to the point here) 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I very often forget this site exists, but I am posting to inform y'all that the new @blindequation.bsky.social track slaps hard as fuck and you're missing out by not listening to it www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFwk...youtube.comBLIND EQUATION - NOTHING (OFFICIAL VIDEO)YouTube video by Prosthetic Records 122
Reposted by MattPiper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I tear my heart open I sew myself shut And my weakness is I have big fat nuts 0318
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the irony that the Venn diagram between those people and "people who complain about participation trophies" is a circle is not lost on me 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Got the @toadofskyart.bsky.social x @hallucinogenicbulb.bsky.social Distortions cassettes in the mail from @virtua94.bsky.social today, almost exactly six months after Dave left us. Miss you every fucking day, big dog. 032
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2025me: bruh also me: shows up to places 15-20 minutes early bc anxiety 010
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 06/05/2025for example, me remembering to check this site and responding to your tweet 100
Matt @jotunbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025one day I will have something interesting and/or insightful to post on this website until then, have this 020