Reposted by TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514shvdderbvg (eli) @shvdderbvg.bsky.social · 04/08/2025MONTRÉAL CUTIES! are you in a band? do you play music? i'm available to take photos!!! if you want to support a queer freak and get dreamy portraits of your performance hmu. 💌 shvdder.bvg@gmail.com 📷 instagram.com/shvdder.bvg 02414
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Is anyone still kicking around here or are we all moving back to threads and twitter? Feel like my network’s been pretty quiet lately 310
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 17/07/2025My body is a machine that turns penises into ejaculated penises 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 13/07/2025She Phillin herself with my Collins till I can feel it in the air tonight 041
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 11/07/2025One thing about guys on Grindr is they gonna be named Alex 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Guy: (In a thick Eastern European accent) Yes, you lick daddy's balls Me: ...Did you just self-refer as daddy 000
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Had car sex with a guy I found out was an intelligence operator the other day. After he nutted in me I said, “thank you for your service,” and he said, “thank you for paying my taxes” lmfao kill me 000
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Never underestimate a woman with $50 in her pocket and nothing to lose 🖤 000
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Nu pics ~ sorry for the long silence, been busy being a burnout of monumental proportions 140
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Was workshopping a list of Top 10 White Women yesterday how am I doing so far 140
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Porno version of Mr. Robot called Mr. Brocock. Starring Ron Jeremy as Elliot Balledherson and Rob Diesel as Tyrone Swelldick 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Men on FetLife not being a bunch of disgusting fucking idiots challenge: impossible 110
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Just saw Citizen Kane for the first time. Coldest take imaginable: it is a very, very good film 000
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 22/05/2025My sister has a poster about fern life cycles on her wall but it’s all wrong so I relabelled it #botany #botanymemes #plantmemes 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I have only watched a single episode of The Office in my life and it gave me a panic attack, I could barely finish it. I understand why people find it funny, but as someone who's worked many (Not Good) office jobs, it just felt like being stuck in a terrible day at work 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I was put on this earth to do two things: spreadsheets and spread *it* on the sheets. Autism x Premarital 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Realizing that sleep deprivation is perhaps the only thing these days that gets me feeling kinda frisky. I was just awake for 50 consecutive hours, seeing double, and I very nearly downloaded Grindr. Took the shortest of naps and went, “now, why would I ever want to do that?” 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/05/2025The more first names a trans woman uses, the less she can be trusted. If she uses four and at least one of them is “Lilith,” safety guidelines suggest that she should not be permitted to operate a stove without supervision 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Reality TV show idea: you air drop me into a random rural Quebecois town with no maps, no information, and about $30 to spend on ingredients, and see how long it takes me to whip up a serviceable doner pita 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 15/05/2025My Instagram algorithm appears to have surmised that I enjoy looking at images of quirky alternative women. It is correct 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Went to a goth store the other day that I used to shop at all the time and realized I’m not super into the style anymore. Found myself saying “this is pretty but there’s too much ornamentation” or “the text is cringe” or “the fabric sucks.” Think I’d rather be simple and comfortable than stylish. 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 15/05/2025The other day, I ordered a breakfast plate with two hash browns and a muffin. What I received was a breakfast plate with one hash brown and two muffins. I truly believe that since Christ, none have suffered as I have 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 15/05/2025This year has turned out to be far more interesting and exciting than I had hoped 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It only costs about $60 to make a great night, but it’ll cost you at least $200 to save a bad one. 030
Reposted by TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514Anna Pest @annapest.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Tomorrow, we'll be throwing down with our pals in Pyrocene Death Cult and STAB at this insane live metal/drag/burlesque event! It looks like it's gonna be an incredible night, can't wait to see you there ~ 041
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I think that approximately 37.3% people would do well to consume either far more or far fewer drugs than they currently are 130
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Not me texting my dealer on the bus, then opening a web browser to look something up and the first thing that pops up on my screen is a porn tab I forgot to close. Keeping it real classy here 000
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I do not think that I will ever visit the United States again. I will, perhaps, re-evaluate in approximately ten years. Until then, no thank you. Apologies to all three of you who live there and have been looking forward to seeing me perform 280
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I do not want to see naked women on my timeline anymore. I want to see them in my bedroom 040
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 01/04/2025I have no idea what the fuck is going on with my brain. My autistic friends think I’m autistic, my ADHD friends think I have ADHD, and so forth. I’ve gotten bipolar, OCD, BPD, you name it. Think I’m gonna start identifying as neurotypical just as a move. 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Saw a girl tonight who looked strikingly like my ex. She was so beautiful. Damn. What more is there to say? 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Every trans chick in the city pulled up at this Ada Rook show 260
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Flirting with girls by repeatedly punching myself in the taint in front of them to show them that there’s nothing there 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 26/03/2025It is insane to me how much more thought other people put into my trans-ness/gendered-ness than I do. They’re tripping over themselves, trying to figure out what to call me, talking about how deep my voice is - I do not give a fuck, dawg. I am me, that’s it. I just watch them flounder. It’s funny 040
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 26/03/2025World War III will not be fought over borders, resources, or religious conflict. It will be fought simultaneously within every individual household containing 2+ queer roommates, and it will be fought over The Motherfucking Dishes 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Won’t be getting paid for 4-5 hours of work today because of technical issues for which I have no recourse. The tragedies of freelancing 120
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Every time I log into Facebook I feel my lifespan reduce by 26 minutes 030
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Thinking about an old acquaintance of mine who asked for “the Black Market’s phone number” because he wanted to “buy a gun to shoot [him]self with.” Like yeah bro just call this number. Then go to the hotdog stand on dock 4 and order a Chicago-style with green onions. Then you’ll hear a whistle and 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I’ve only been fucked in my ass about a dozen times in my life, and nearly every time, it was by PayPal 030
Reposted by TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514Anna Pest @annapest.bsky.social · 19/03/2025SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT! For our first gig of the year, we'll be headlining at Café L'Exode (located in Cégep du Vieux Montréal) on April 18th, with support from Rivière-du-Loup prog-death titans Chaotic Symbios and local hardcore legends Eden Will Burn! Ten bucks, cash only, all ages, doors at 6, LFG! 083
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Some people are so trans that they’re cis all over again - not me. I’m so cis that I’m trans. I was so good at being a man that they had to nuke me with estrogen. They couldn’t let me win 010
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/03/2025In the immortal words of Confucius, “whatever, dawg” 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Increasingly of the belief that there’s a pretty big distinction between doing something to feel like you’re making a difference and doing something to make a difference 020
TЯΛ$HQƱΣΣИ514 @trashqueen514.bsky.social · 09/03/2025An album without seamless transitions between songs is like a woman without a penis. It’s still beautiful, but it’s not quite the same 030
