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norma jean the hotdog queen

@jotdog.bsky.social
835 followers 684 following 6.7K posts

hi, im norma jean (bird) home my pronouns are bird/she/it ⚔️🐥🌭👑 i like hotdogs and birds and being gay on the internet. find me on insta @jotdogs.r.us 🏳️‍⚧️🧱🫶🌸 im a trans/genderfuck activist and anarchist feel free to dm me if you wannabe friends

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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
here’s the secret sauce: **i’m cooking**
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
girl why do you speak
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
quietly going insane as my fantasies run away with my mind in a spectacle not dissimilar to a dish running away with the spoon.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if i eat MY OWN brain will i still get a prion disease
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gladerunner @gladerunner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the fit
tuck outfit with skirt and crop top
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Tess,, agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
while you're at it keep the nitelite on inside the birdhouse in your soul
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
burning the candle at both ends? nah i just piled up a hundred of em and doused em in kerosene. gonna burn em all out real quick.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh yeah i put together a lil guy recently:)
gunpla sans headdisorder and chaos in a living room during the construction of said gunplaa gunpla figure in my hand, no weapons on this dude yet.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the amount of personal hygiene tasks that are on my to do list is directly representative of how depressed i am at any given moment
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
today is my grandmas birthday. i can’t remember is she was supposed to turn 84 or 87. every time i talk to my mom it seems like she’s one straw away from breaking the camels back that is her marriage. i just saw another beautiful trans woman was murdered over the weekend. i could use a hug.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
even if vaccines caused autism (THEY DO NOT) i still would rather my child be autistic than dead. im not sure why this is still (or ever was) a controversy.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it’ll all work out in the end and if it doesnt i’ll say it should have
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why do i feel like ive found everything ive ever been searching for and yet somehow something is still missing
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
to do: - dishes - fold laundry - scoop litter - feel normal
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
>customer complaint: we did not treat his back yard >customers back yard is astroturf >customer remark: i would still like to not have weeds on my back lawn >need to explain the difference between astroturf and sod to customer
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026
i think america forcing a national cult of mourning around 9/11 while simultaneously using it as a cause de guerre to kill and displace millions globally, thereby over time turning their own tragedy into an object of ridicule is just about the most american thing to have ever happened
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
dont forget to thank george bush for mcr and twilight today #neverforget
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10/09/2026
Frankly if you think there’s something to be gained just by getting rid of men from our lives, you’re a rube. You’re a child who never grew up. You stare at the world and understand nothing of what it says
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10/09/2026
The thing I can’t get over is not only is romanticizing trans women getting cis women pregnant fetish shit and disrespectful to trans women, it’s also so lesbian separatist and I think it’s far past the moment where we need to excise such evils from our community
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
medicinal flan that alleviates your seasonal cold symptoms: the flu flux flan
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
‘do u eat hotdogs for the flavor or the shape?’ for the bit, buddy. i eat hotdogs for the bit.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
in case you forgot how fucking beautiful i am :3
jeanie holds her hair up with both arms. she is wearing a pink leather corset top and patched up navy shortsjeanie dancing in a club with not a lot of clothes on.corn dog with mustard on red and white checkered paper
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🐦‍⬛ @raven.gifts · 10/09/2026
if you don't support trans women getting bottom surgery, you don't believe trans women are women, simple as because women deserve bodily autonomy but not trans women? come oooon
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
get the surgery. dont get the surgery. do whatever the fuck you want to with your body, neither your womanhood or personhood depends on it; but the moment you start making any kind of argument for or against another person taking medical action, im gonna dismiss you as being a tone deaf imbecile.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*getting stabbed* you’re absolutely murdering me, big dawg 🤣🤣 😎#YOLO
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
you know those tiny home showcases where one dude is living out of a closet in manhattan and has everything he needs built into the walls? the dudes in those are always engineers or architects or some shit. never artists. the artists are busy building castles out of whatever they can find.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i use a 3 in one body-wash/shampoo/conditioner but just as a body wash, bc my bush and pits deserve a lil shampoo and conditioner too ☺️🫶
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what i lack in common sense i make up for by (occasionally) wearing clothes
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i kinda wanna play osrs again but i dont have a computer anymore and i dont wanna play mobile* … are there any good laptops that would handle osrs (runelite) well for <$450? *i know its way better now and lots of ppl play that way but its not for me im sorry
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A trans woman says "man, my shoulders are so clocky..." Another one confides "I think my hawline is the clockiest part of me." She asks another trans woman "what about you Judy?" Judy says "I would have to say the penis."
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*seeing two straight ppl be affectionate / romantic together* me: god, they’re so gay for eachother 🥺
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
partner calls me ba (short for bagel)
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
when she says ‘good dog!’ and she’s talking to me, and she’s telling me that i did a good job, and the good job i did was making the hotdog, and the hotdog was good, and it was a good dog, and it caused her say ‘good dog,’ and she said it to me
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
kiss me longer hold me tighter love me harder i am a glutton for your affection
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my father was a legume, my mother was a girl. im norma jean, the human bean
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i love my gay little life i love my girly little routines i love my cutesie outfits and my overzealous makeup application and my lotion that makes my tits grow and that ‘no, ive never used a curling iron,’ and ‘no, the color isn’t natural.’ i sure as hell love me some mf hotdogs i love being me.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
girls shouldn’t have to wear clothes if they dont want to. i blame the patriarchy for this.
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
im your stinkiest girlfriend
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
is that a bug on my glasses or am i seeing spots
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
find me a pair of cute and comfortable panties that my dick wont fall out of. ive tried the trans inclusive brands and still haven’t had any luck. nobody makes undies for girls with big dicks and tiny waists 😭
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fun names for weed strains: dicamba 2, 4-d DDT quinclorac prodiamine
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i will be dying on this hill
everybody in my house, judged me for putting mustard and ketchup and pickles on my hamburger mac & cheese
The same way they judge me up for putting those on my hamburger pizza
yo, I don't get it
like why does changing the carb delivery method make the ingredients no longer compatible???
its the same foood!!!!
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lately ive been combating dysphoria bu reminding myself ‘this body has consumed 250 hotdogs in the past 8 months. this body is beautiful’
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
flipped the script this week and gave my therapist homework >:)
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
piss missile
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
can somebody rub my back pls
a woman back. she has tattoos on her shoulders
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
do you understand the power in restraint? do you know the strength it takes to be gentle? will you forgive me for my moment of weakness after you hurt me?
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
classic, coffee, ube, buko. long ago, the four flans lived together, in harmony. then, everything changed when the ube flan attacked. only the flanvatar, master of all four flans, could stop them. but when the world needed him most, he vanished…
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i chase my tequila with pizza rolls (drenched in mustard)
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norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
its always black and white for it, but my… do i see a world full of violent colors
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