norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026here’s the secret sauce: **i’m cooking** 120
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026quietly going insane as my fantasies run away with my mind in a spectacle not dissimilar to a dish running away with the spoon. 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if i eat MY OWN brain will i still get a prion disease 150
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queenTess,, agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026while you're at it keep the nitelite on inside the birdhouse in your soul 052
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026burning the candle at both ends? nah i just piled up a hundred of em and doused em in kerosene. gonna burn em all out real quick. 030
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh yeah i put together a lil guy recently:) 040
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the amount of personal hygiene tasks that are on my to do list is directly representative of how depressed i am at any given moment 030
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026today is my grandmas birthday. i can’t remember is she was supposed to turn 84 or 87. every time i talk to my mom it seems like she’s one straw away from breaking the camels back that is her marriage. i just saw another beautiful trans woman was murdered over the weekend. i could use a hug. 230
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026even if vaccines caused autism (THEY DO NOT) i still would rather my child be autistic than dead. im not sure why this is still (or ever was) a controversy. 160
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it’ll all work out in the end and if it doesnt i’ll say it should have 040
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026why do i feel like ive found everything ive ever been searching for and yet somehow something is still missing 050
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026to do: - dishes - fold laundry - scoop litter - feel normal 150
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 14/09/2026>customer complaint: we did not treat his back yard >customers back yard is astroturf >customer remark: i would still like to not have weeds on my back lawn >need to explain the difference between astroturf and sod to customer 020
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queenyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026i think america forcing a national cult of mourning around 9/11 while simultaneously using it as a cause de guerre to kill and displace millions globally, thereby over time turning their own tragedy into an object of ridicule is just about the most american thing to have ever happened 9997263
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026dont forget to thank george bush for mcr and twilight today #neverforget 021
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queenThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10/09/2026Frankly if you think there’s something to be gained just by getting rid of men from our lives, you’re a rube. You’re a child who never grew up. You stare at the world and understand nothing of what it says 0282
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queenThe Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 10/09/2026The thing I can’t get over is not only is romanticizing trans women getting cis women pregnant fetish shit and disrespectful to trans women, it’s also so lesbian separatist and I think it’s far past the moment where we need to excise such evils from our community 3416
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026medicinal flan that alleviates your seasonal cold symptoms: the flu flux flan 010
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026‘do u eat hotdogs for the flavor or the shape?’ for the bit, buddy. i eat hotdogs for the bit. 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026in case you forgot how fucking beautiful i am :3 4171
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queen🐦⬛ @raven.gifts · 10/09/2026if you don't support trans women getting bottom surgery, you don't believe trans women are women, simple as because women deserve bodily autonomy but not trans women? come oooon 1926
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026get the surgery. dont get the surgery. do whatever the fuck you want to with your body, neither your womanhood or personhood depends on it; but the moment you start making any kind of argument for or against another person taking medical action, im gonna dismiss you as being a tone deaf imbecile. 1163
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*getting stabbed* you’re absolutely murdering me, big dawg 🤣🤣 😎#YOLO 040
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026you know those tiny home showcases where one dude is living out of a closet in manhattan and has everything he needs built into the walls? the dudes in those are always engineers or architects or some shit. never artists. the artists are busy building castles out of whatever they can find. 040
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i use a 3 in one body-wash/shampoo/conditioner but just as a body wash, bc my bush and pits deserve a lil shampoo and conditioner too ☺️🫶 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what i lack in common sense i make up for by (occasionally) wearing clothes 010
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i kinda wanna play osrs again but i dont have a computer anymore and i dont wanna play mobile* … are there any good laptops that would handle osrs (runelite) well for <$450? *i know its way better now and lots of ppl play that way but its not for me im sorry 250
Reposted by norma jean the hotdog queenHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026 424896489
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*seeing two straight ppl be affectionate / romantic together* me: god, they’re so gay for eachother 🥺 071
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026partner calls me ba (short for bagel) 140
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026when she says ‘good dog!’ and she’s talking to me, and she’s telling me that i did a good job, and the good job i did was making the hotdog, and the hotdog was good, and it was a good dog, and it caused her say ‘good dog,’ and she said it to me 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026kiss me longer hold me tighter love me harder i am a glutton for your affection 063
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026my father was a legume, my mother was a girl. im norma jean, the human bean 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i love my gay little life i love my girly little routines i love my cutesie outfits and my overzealous makeup application and my lotion that makes my tits grow and that ‘no, ive never used a curling iron,’ and ‘no, the color isn’t natural.’ i sure as hell love me some mf hotdogs i love being me. 170
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026girls shouldn’t have to wear clothes if they dont want to. i blame the patriarchy for this. 070
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 27/08/2026is that a bug on my glasses or am i seeing spots 030
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026find me a pair of cute and comfortable panties that my dick wont fall out of. ive tried the trans inclusive brands and still haven’t had any luck. nobody makes undies for girls with big dicks and tiny waists 😭 170
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026fun names for weed strains: dicamba 2, 4-d DDT quinclorac prodiamine 011
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026lately ive been combating dysphoria bu reminding myself ‘this body has consumed 250 hotdogs in the past 8 months. this body is beautiful’ 030
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 12/08/2026flipped the script this week and gave my therapist homework >:) 090
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026do you understand the power in restraint? do you know the strength it takes to be gentle? will you forgive me for my moment of weakness after you hurt me? 050
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 02/08/2026classic, coffee, ube, buko. long ago, the four flans lived together, in harmony. then, everything changed when the ube flan attacked. only the flanvatar, master of all four flans, could stop them. but when the world needed him most, he vanished… 040
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i chase my tequila with pizza rolls (drenched in mustard) 020
norma jean the hotdog queen @jotdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026its always black and white for it, but my… do i see a world full of violent colors 010