Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026salesman for another major purchase in my home on strict condition of no unnecessary spiel he launched into hard sell, I said ok, time's up. Him: oh then I need to call my manager. Me: call away, on the other side of my front door. It's a lot of money/ big decision. This is not the way to get it. 120
Reposted by JossBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201155278
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why does anyone visit Carol? she is like spite pickled in miserable vinegar. She is so rude! #theArchers Jolene chucking out Harrison and threatening to set fire to his stuff, though. 030
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Tregorran storyline is awful to listen to #theArchers Carol maliciously misinterprets everything A says. Having a lifetime of speaking to each other- how are they so stilted? And no one, if they don't know the wishes, says oh I guess don't resuscitate my parent who lives independently until now 470
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 24/08/2026#theArchers why can Alice not drive the tractor herself? 110
Reposted by JossNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Temporarily trapping some people with comedians" is a pretty good summary of Edinburgh in August tbh. (Kudos to @edinburghminute.com.) 2305
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Small dog who is now upset about having got wet in the rain, I need you to know that if your response to getting caught in a sudden shower is to freeze on the spot, refuse to budge, and glare at me, you will get very wet. So will I. No amount of glaring at me will make it stop. 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Isle of Coll Not the best photo due to clegs! @gjmichaelson.bsky.social #StandingStoneSunday @stoneclub.bsky.social 0263
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 15/08/2026There are many who yesterday lost a kind friend, a loved one. Those who lost a role model and an inspiration in a society that holds them apart. Academia lost a unique perspective. Because of those who mislaid their humanity. We are all poorer for it. May his memory be a blessing. Rest in Power. 030
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026So, will Monty, reluctantly, go to live elsewhere, away from livestock? #theArchers Please don't let David badgerkiller have him put down. I know the story is to illustrate, yes, even your beloved Fluffy is a killer and if David or Ruth had shot him in the act fair dos but don't do this to Robert. 220
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Harrison can move to Rex's boat. He can do his own laundry and keep an eye out for watery crime. #theArchers 150
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Perhaps, given Freddie's past, we are headed for #theArchers does a 'The gentlemen' story. With Amber's dad providing the mockney business connection 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Plot prediction #theArchers @onambridge.bsky.social David will want Monty put down I hope that doesn't happen but in order to avoid it possibility of guests letting Monty out ever again, Lynda & Robert retire from running the B&B Fgs someone in Ambridge has to retire! 120
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Fallon & Harrison on a whim #theArchers F: I can't wait for him to come home. H: so happy to be back. Both: hmm this feels a bit awkward. H: Fallon, should we...? F:...break up? Yer. I was thinking that. H: okay. F: done. Both: counselling?? Nah. We have talked about our relationship for ages. 010
Reposted by JossAsher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Sarah Mansfield MP has made a little book about The Very Hungry Data Centre 9752289
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Another spot at the little haven between WOL and Longstone Inn @wolct.bsky.social and @longstonecc.bsky.social Clouded Yellow Butterfly. Not uncommon elsewhere but not often spotted in Edinburgh- will be here due to the recent weather. I was fair delighted to see it @savebutterflies.bsky.social 162
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Another beach on Coll, #Scotland. There are many, many beautiful beaches on Coll 031
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tràigh Feall, Coll, #Scotland Tha na tràighean an seo cho bhrèagha, agus a' mhachair direach àlainn. 040
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Could Lowe go any lower? "Sixteen wee children killed and their teacher. 15 injured. But his regret here? That his father lost his pistols" This tells you all you need to know - other people's lives are an inconsequential inconvenience to him. 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I can't describe how much I love the scruffy ground behind the derelict Longstone Inn. With 8+ species of butterfly, 2 day flying moths, lots of birds including kestrel & swallow and an abundance of glorious textured wild flowers. @longstonecc.bsky.social I hope this haven remains untouched 142
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Proud of our city for showing out in very large numbers today to proclaim: Edinburgh & Leith are anti-racist. #whoseCityOurCity #SUTR Nae Pasaran. 1277
Reposted by JossAl Ryan @alryanradio.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The end of an era - After almost a century we said goodbye this morning to our great companion of the airwaves Radio 4 198 LW. I shall miss her warmth and crackle. Here’s the final sign off at the end of #theshippingforecast before she fell silent… ❤️ 24446183
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If they want to improve humanity, and avoid unintended consequences, and reduce the threat of AI, there is one really obvious thing they could do that does not involve tech bros inflicting their views on anyone other than themselves. 010
Reposted by JossHannah Graham @drhannahgraham.bsky.social · 13/06/2026A wee group of angry balaclava and mask-wearing anti-immigration guys tried to stop the good people of Glasgow showing solidarity with migrants and standing up to racism and fascism. Well, the far right are far outnumbered... #RefugeesWelcome #MigrantsWelcome #NeighboursNotStrangers #Glasgow 17471212183
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Hate has no home here! A tiny number (any is too many) of masked, hooded, fascists head were surrounded, outnumbered, and driven away from the Buchannan steps and replaced by a huge crowd of anti racists. Replace fascism with solidarity. One love. 030
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Proud of the trade union movement and Scotland for turning out in huge numbers to oppose the far right, to reclaim the streets, and say refugees are welcome here. Nae Pasaran 08725
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Edinburgh temperature: Full tongue, hanging out sideways,on the official Daisy temperature scale. 070
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Slow year for the lovage. 7th April v 10th May. Approximate additional growth height 24". A mere 2cm per day! 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Look Natasha clothes stasher, we are poor because of your clothes & clippy cloppy shoes. You sold my wax jacket! <whine> but I needed that jacket & cricket jumper. You don't understand woman what's mine is mine and yours is for sale. Mine vintage. Yours Vinted. #theArchers Raffle him Natasha! 250
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 09/05/2026So should we expect Harrison back now his assignment in Weatherfield has ended very finally? Not sure I will be able to listen to him the same again, mind #theArchers 120
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 04/05/2026#TheArchers Tom is insufferable The apple didn't fall from the Moany tree 031
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Lovely day at the beach with Daisy. 1st swim this year (been busy) Portobello #Edinburgh We are so lucky to have such a nice beach 080
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Dappled graffiti. Water of Leith #Edinburgh Interesting because it is a bit different. 061
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Unblocked piece ready for finishing. From Woolly Wormhead short row pattern variation with Jamieson's Shetland spindrift. I had a random selection of colours went with what I had. Pleased with it so far #knitting 🧶 0130
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The Longstone Inn (abandoned during lockdown due to flood damage) #Edinburgh 000
Reposted by JossMiranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 10/04/2026I've used m-dashes in my work for years and years. I've also liberally used metaphors and similes. And I will continue to do so. I'm not going to let AI decide what I write, any more than I would ask a drunk squirrel what to say. And that would probably provide a more interesting opinion to be fair. 512010
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Rainbow hitting the spot on Craiglockart hill where I fell and broke my ankle 2 years ago. Maybe I tripped on the pot of gold. #Edinburgh 161