Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Geordie Gordy Like a Hurdy Gurdy Gamber Grudon Geomber Gordon Grundy (sounds like a list for getting dressed) Amborge Grundy Gordon Sounding a bit posher 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So he can avoid inheritance tax (he & his ilk is the reason for seeking to change the rules) so he can pass on his fottune to his baked offspring to enjoy as the planet burns. 010
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We can but hope that should they encounter a very large wave, the adjacent station will reach them in time. 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That might be true if they ever went near water. But until they either build aquatic wetherspoons, or a floating assylum hotel, these people will keep their feet dry and happily let other people drown. And yet they supposedly support our fishing industry. I cherish the RNLI. 111
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes I thinkthry are trying to imply an altered state. But its a very complete change, she never says afterwards, sorry didn't mean to be ungrateful, gosh I was rude. Old Carol was a bit self aware. And there's no hint from anyond else this is new/different 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had a salesman call 'just in passing'. He talked for an hour day before despite me saying I have twins to feed. Wanted to know if I had made my mind up. I told him I had just found out I was being made redundant (true). And instead of saying sorry to hear that he implied I was lying. Jog on mate 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026salesman for another major purchase in my home on strict condition of no unnecessary spiel he launched into hard sell, I said ok, time's up. Him: oh then I need to call my manager. Me: call away, on the other side of my front door. It's a lot of money/ big decision. This is not the way to get it. 120
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The pothole one was cool, though. And clearly not used in Edinburgh. 010
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Oh absolutely Even if it's not AI and instead just standard data processing or a flowchart algorithm rebadged as AI. Will this stop littering/ protect workers from dangerous task? Probably not but ooh shiny 120
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That's all true but thats a conversation for her doctor to have with her - informed consent 210
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026She may well sign a DNR but that is *her* decision. Having been well enough to make such a decision and not having done so/ expressed that wish to her relatives, would suggest it's not obviously 'what she would have wanted' It's a bold move to guess & then tell the person I chose no resus for you 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's a newsletter / annual meeting on data and AI in public sector Scotland. They have a lot of roads related initiatives - there was an interesting one on potholes. I suspect this may have come from there. 110
Reposted by JossBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201155278
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I.e. to me she is very much so a different person. It's shame she can't have a conversation with Jill as Jill would have quietly told her this isn't you Carol. That said, I did not find her original character unannoying. 160
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Good place to train recall, walk reactive dogs, or run dogs like scent hounds who would otherwise by 3 miles away the second the see a deer. 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If the brakes have come off then she was always a bit ungrateful and is now very much so & she has been hiding that she has no respect for Anna I remember Carol as an entirely different character. A bit mischievous, quite direct & strong willed but she didn't whine or think everyone existed for her 160
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why does anyone visit Carol? she is like spite pickled in miserable vinegar. She is so rude! #theArchers Jolene chucking out Harrison and threatening to set fire to his stuff, though. 030
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sounds a bit like a redeployment? Which should come with protections. 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Also in an AoR situation a variation in hours often comes with at least time-limited protection agaibnst later redundancy at reduced hours. And you should negotiate that time-limit up as high as you can go. Try to get a right to a conversation to increase hours if things change. 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Solidarity. That is awful. Would you prefer VR? Which is also awful. I am asking because unilateral contract negotiation is something you can argue. Also do you have any protection? Here, reduction in hours for avoidance of redundancy comes with time-limited protection. DM me if you want. 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026But I do remember the furore at the time, and it being discussed on r4. I think something along the lines of he was young, served his sentence, and regrets it. 010
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Corrie spokeswoman said: “James joined on a finite contract and was aware of his character’s story arc and how long he would be in the show." So, no it was not the Sun wot done it. The real story is - assalt victim surprised and disconcerted to see attacker on TV which is fair enough. You would be 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yes, I knew. I don't think Corrie A) did not know B) were bothered He was written out because the level of violence in the storyline had reached the limit of viewer endurance and they needed a whodunnit/ reason to jail a Platt. 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think it more likely Harrison has a baby with Lily, or at least a pregnancy and Fallon has to pretend to be happy for him, while Lizzy tactlessly chunters on and on about it and herself. 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I was starting to think I dreamt it. Wouldn't be the first time 120
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Tregorran storyline is awful to listen to #theArchers Carol maliciously misinterprets everything A says. Having a lifetime of speaking to each other- how are they so stilted? And no one, if they don't know the wishes, says oh I guess don't resuscitate my parent who lives independently until now 470
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 10/09/2026They already discussed it? Anna tried to imply Ruth should get a lift fitted. The impression given was Ruth was not opposed to adaptions but she wasn't going to be made responsible for them. 270
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't do shorthand bht might the pluses by crosses. In my History of Art notes, I used ✝️ for Jesus/ Crucifixion, BVM, JtB etc. So shorthand plus additional domain relevant symbols 130
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Great beasts of Ambridge Not Otto But the Texels Some ferrets Brookfield cows. This could be a lovely quilt. 340
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Still young- shouldn't be shown horror photos but they also can't be old enough to post on the village website but too young to face the consequences. 000
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you as an young but adult sized person go and shout at adults (Ruth & David) or humiliate them on the internet (Justin) then you are expecting a reaction. He has been shouted at a lot. He has also been confrontational a lot. 100
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Khalil has also been confrontational. They aren't babies. 250
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Before jail he was wavering on the brink of a legitimate business. He has always had it in him to be hard working and driven, then suddenly impulsive and angry. So I don't find his new empathy that implausible - but from therapy and employment, not prison / unemployment which brought out victimhood 130
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It's not surprising that George talks therapy as he had recently been to therapy. Did Keira get any support after she ran away? It is a generational thing though. Gen Z and Gen alpha do talk about trauma. 220
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 24/08/2026#theArchers why can Alice not drive the tractor herself? 110
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Really, really sorry for you and your colleagues (on the list you should not have seen). Wishing you all solidarity. The uncertainty is as bad as the redundancy IME 100
Reposted by JossNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Temporarily trapping some people with comedians" is a pretty good summary of Edinburgh in August tbh. (Kudos to @edinburghminute.com.) 2305
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Small dog who is now upset about having got wet in the rain, I need you to know that if your response to getting caught in a sudden shower is to freeze on the spot, refuse to budge, and glare at me, you will get very wet. So will I. No amount of glaring at me will make it stop. 020
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I remember being surprised to be told the correct response to How do you do? Is "And, how do you do?" and not, as we said in Inverness: "You're seeing it. Yersel?" - Pronounced see-een it. (I still suspect that is in some way influenced by the Gaelic) 010
Joss @josstified.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Having ruled out Hope you- Are well Had a good break Aren't dead And How are you. Dear human I hope this email finds you. I wish you whichever pleasantries you would most like to receive and that would least offend. If that is none, I apologise unless that would upset you in which case I don't. 140