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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

PANIC STATIONS. I thought I had another 7 weeks to warm up to my usual level of ticket day stress. All hail the Ticket Gods.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

If anyone’s still on Twitter/X, I can confirm that I have not become a crypto bro, I have been hacked. Don’t click any links I may post or send you!!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I’ll tell you what, the two hour commute home from Victoria after a couple of post-work pints is no joke for the old bladder. The Glasto training of holding it through an entire headline set is being put to good use!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Good luck, you’ll smash it!!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I just went and looked on Twitter. Christ. It really has become a cesspool. How is everyone over here? Seems strange without a ticket day to be limbering up for…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

💙 Oasis 2025 💙 I don’t even have the words to describe it, just the best gig I’ve ever been to. The atmosphere was electric and pure joy. Everyone was just singing and dancing and basking in the music we’d missed for so long. I’m not winning videographer of the year but here’s a few snippets 💙

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

My advice is to slow it down and take your time, putting them in is not something to rush. I’ve been wearing them for 20 years now and I still take my time over it. It does get easier, try using your thumb and pointer finger on the other hand to hold your eye open.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

At the risk of sounding like an elderly millennial… why do mosh pits these days seem to mainly be people doing the conga in a circle?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

What’s your thoughts on who Patchwork might be?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

If you live near London they are on the Southbank every Saturday and it’s free entry, went a couple of weeks ago it was brilliant

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

They are just messing with us at this point 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Playing the kids at their own game with the Jack Black songs after having to listen to Steve’s Lava Chicken 100 times by making them listen to me and @actualsi.bsky.social singing along to Tribute, full volume, no holding back. Plaaaaaay the best song in the world…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Experimenting with making tequila liqueurs for this year’s Glasto. This is either going to be amazing or terrible, let’s see which… 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Yeah exactly, before it felt like those who really tried hard had some sort of advantage, now it’s just down to pure luck of which place you get allocated in a queue 😖

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Anyone had any joy yet? I’ve not had a sniff past 2 green boxes so far 😢

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Ticket mornings really just don’t have the same level of je ne sais quoi without all the incessant refreshing… 🟩🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

It’s going to be devastating when the weather goes back to normal March greyness isn’t it 😭

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I’m still hoping for them to make an appearance on the West Holts poster John! Assuming you’ve got Busta, very nice booking that 👌🏼

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I hope that the weather on first poster day is an omen for the weather at the festival because today is absolutely banging ☀️

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Oh @theglastothingy.bsky.social, tell us… how does today’s poster release compare to previous years? Is there any sign of a pattern emerging?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Very good first lineup, a bumper undercard on Friday and Sunday for me. Hoping for Basement Jaxx and Pulp to be added to the Saturday and not too many clashes…!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Problematically, 8am is the time I need to be yelling at the kids to get their shoes and coats on for the school run/commute combo, the lineup dropping in the middle of that feels like a recipe for one of us to be late. But do I have the willpower to hold off looking until I get on the train? (No)

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

No plans to be in a tunnel in the morning, no?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I’m just really worried about Phil Mitchell…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I just looked through the list of nominees and I haven’t even heard of most of them. So either they are irrelevant or I am officially old now… 🙈

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

If the rumours are correct I think they will lump them in with the main poster…

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Nothing could have prepared me for that monstrosity. I like how the description of the property just doesn’t mention it 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Classic Essex, everywhere else has snow, we have rain 🙄😭

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Considering starting a petition to the government calling for it to be made illegal for manufacturing companies to use packaging that is anything other than perfectly cuboid in shape. Wrapping the kids’ gifts has been arduous this year.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

An unexpected evening spent sat round the dining table chatting to two lovely friends, with a couple of bottles of wine and some delicious cheese. Lush.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Same I was like whaaaat? 😂🙈

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I still absolutely hate ‘Christmas Wrapping’ by The Waitresses after enduring it being played once an hour for the entire ten weeks leading up to Christmas during the three years I worked at Debenhams.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Went out yesterday for what was supposed to be a cute little festive day on the Southbank, had to change plans due to the weather and it ended up turning into an absolute rager and it is an actual Christmas miracle that I have not been devastatingly hungover today.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

It’s lovely having the master bedroom in the loft conversion until there’s any kind of weather.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Are you taking requests? (Basement Jaxx plz)

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Now you just need to ask AI to draw “the eccentric Glasto guru” and see how much it looks like you 🙊

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This from blueskyroast.com has made me very happy; exactly the kind of vibes I want to be sending out into the world 😂

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

We absolutely saved the best for last with our 2024 gig lineup, the incredible Idles Love Is The Fing tour at Ally Pally last night. They smashed it, we loved it. What a show to finish the year on, 10/10 #hardrockforsofties #loveisthefing

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

To the dickhead who threw the chewing gum into the crowd that landed in my hair at Idles at Ally Pally this evening: I hope a bird shits on your head at every important occasion for the rest of your life. I hate sending bad vibes into the world but also fuck you.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Same here, I don’t tend to go just because of the slot, I have to be interested in the act too, especially to go to the effort of trying to find a space in what’s usually the biggest crowd of the weekend! Since I started going we have seen 5 out of the 9 legends.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

At least Diana was older 🤣

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hahaha I do remember you saying about Kylie being younger than you when we watched her 🤣 I’ve not seen Rod before so I’m looking forward to it, just really interested that I’m not seeing much excitement around the announcement!

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

I feel like the response to the Rod announcement has been quite low-key… are people disappointed or is it just because everyone kind of knew already?

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I’ve done this. Trying to keep my feed to almost exclusively Glasto people. I’m also keeping all news outlets off my following list - if I want to see the news I’ll go on a news site.

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Josie @josietwotrees.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

This is mine, the very first time me and @actualsi.bsky.social went in 2009, taken on a digital camera at Williams Green. We’d arrived on the Thurs late afternoon (we didn’t know then how wonderful the Wed and Thurs are), it was absolutely pissing it down and we had no idea what we were doing there!

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