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josie ⭐

@josierustle.bsky.social
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age 31 :0 alternative comedy nerd :^) they/them ;3

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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
absolutely not intended i'm sure but in terms of colour palette this is a very trans tram image
the interior of a tram from Luxembourg City, with the main colour palette of light blue, black, and bright silver, but also showing highlights of light pink
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i don't believe in the monarchy but we should knight the people who run bustimes.org and Realtime Trains
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also shout out to the intro of Zzzap!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in fact for halloween a couple years ago i made a mask of this guy (with retrospectively less terrifying eyes) bsky.app/profile/josi...
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m sure a lot of people my age are gonna say this but
the terrifying cardboard lion with big, wide eyes from teletubbies
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just had a look at non-railcard train prices for the first time and literally how is anyone supposed to travel!!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
feels like it was only just yesterday that daylight was still about at 10:30pm
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
well i like bowling! i'm just bad at it lol
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
that’s an option?
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
losing at bowling
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
got muscle ache in my arm from using a bowling ball last night 😔
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's more about the general shape of the roads from above (either too straight or too diamondy), but i would love to hear about the pagan lore of milton keynes!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
sorry i've got the weird kind of autism that makes me have strong opinions about road layouts and not care when a celebrity dies
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i wanted to post my opinions on the road layout of milton keynes (bad) but then dolly parton died and i felt it was best to not say anything. i wanted to post about it again today...
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this isn’t a boomer opinion thing i’m just having a sensory overload cos people have no sense of shame/embarrassment
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
god i wish i had experienced public transport before the popularisation of mobile phones
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
just heard a neighbour laugh and i swear to god it sounded just like the laughter at the end of let's dance to joy division by the wombats
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this has reminded me of the youtube-reuploaded videos of Fast and Loose which were called Tight and Slow to avoid copyright
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
you don't hear much about laura solon these days do ya
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just got recommended a video of something from Fast and Loose and it's 15 years old.... now THAT makes me feel old
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
he did this for the sake of a metaphor that i still don't really understand
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
last year when i had really bad lower back pain, after a bit of prodding the gp went "do you know what a t-bone steak is?" and then proceeded to google image search "t-bone steak raw"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i haven't watched this show and i'm even more intrigued now by this wikipedia description: "Rosemary & Thyme features two women, brought together by a sudden death, who discover their shared love of the soil."
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
listening to some techno in the office when i could faintly hear someone talking in a slow brummie accent under the music and honestly it really worked
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
f
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1) an oreo biscuit 2) no more fancy gravy 😔 3) yeeeeep!!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
bedfordshire??? come off it
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
dunstable sounds like it should be in the north
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
one of these is not like the others
screenshot of three emails from josie’s inbox.

1. ASOS.
Fringe is in.

2. ACMS.
Join us in Edinburgh this August!

3. Edinburgh Festival Fringe Soc.
Click and collect at the Fringe Shop.
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
what's the sleepiest pastry? a honk-choux
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i've had two amazingly unexpected number plate spots this week: firstly a croatian one in a local factory car park, and today i saw a monegasque(!!!) one outside of a hotel in london
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
whenever i see some trainspotter recording the train i’m on as i go past them i wish we could have a telepathic convo where they give me their youtube channel details
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
amazed by how much this also sounds like chihuahua by dj bobo/luis oliveira
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i realise i'm a comparatively abnormal person when it comes to my heat tolerance, but i've been going on sunset walks which have been nice :)
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
a british street sign of a white triangle with red border containing in the middle an exclamation mark, with a smaller sign underneath that says “Swans”
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
idk what it is about me that when i get myself food for a cold picky bit tea, something that is completely of my choice and control, i still choose to get something for it that i don't really like that much. why can't i pure indulge myself?
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
its existence is very much credited to @catbox.bsky.social
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
new meme just dropped
a stock photo image of a realistic fake skeleton positioned sat in front of a laptop with a pen in its hand, posing like it is frustrated doing their taxes
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i wonder if the camera quality of kids photos used for DIY indie rock albums has gone to digital yet
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
that's normal right
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my stomach just made a noise that i can only describe as someone running through an empty corridor
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
last night i made myself cry with laughter on stream again by coming up with a nonsensical punchline to a kids joke www.twitch.tv/josierustle/...
twitch.tv
josierustle - How Does Darth Vader Like His Toast?
Watch josierustle's clip titled "How Does Darth Vader Like His Toast?"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it's almost impossible to find anything australian and indie without montaigne being there somehow (positive)
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
male and female
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No Children by The Mountain Goats (Drag Race Edit)
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Josie Hypatia etc 🐰 @josiehypatia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social
An educational poster showing 120 flags for locations real, fictional and esoteric that have competed over 120 years of the Morlvision Song Contest
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
thank you to everyone who voted for our song!! we finished 8th with an indie song about snail telepathy & falling in love (snail style)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAC3...
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2nd of October – SPIT! (Morlvision 2026)
YouTube video by Josie Russell
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
thank you to everyone who voted for our song!! we finished 8th with an indie song about snail telepathy & falling in love (snail style)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAC3...
youtube.com
2nd of October – SPIT! (Morlvision 2026)
YouTube video by Josie Russell
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 31/05/2026
The least compromised song contest in Earth history. New songs, new lore, new problems. Morlvision is tonight at 7pm on www.twitch.tv/seanmorl
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
droitwich spa
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