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josie ⭐

@josierustle.bsky.social
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age 31 :0 alternative comedy nerd :^) they/them ;3

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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 9h
i’m sure a lot of people my age are gonna say this but
the terrifying cardboard lion with big, wide eyes from teletubbies
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just had a look at non-railcard train prices for the first time and literally how is anyone supposed to travel!!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
feels like it was only just yesterday that daylight was still about at 10:30pm
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
got muscle ache in my arm from using a bowling ball last night 😔
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i wanted to post my opinions on the road layout of milton keynes (bad) but then dolly parton died and i felt it was best to not say anything. i wanted to post about it again today...
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
god i wish i had experienced public transport before the popularisation of mobile phones
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
just heard a neighbour laugh and i swear to god it sounded just like the laughter at the end of let's dance to joy division by the wombats
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
just got recommended a video of something from Fast and Loose and it's 15 years old.... now THAT makes me feel old
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
last year when i had really bad lower back pain, after a bit of prodding the gp went "do you know what a t-bone steak is?" and then proceeded to google image search "t-bone steak raw"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
listening to some techno in the office when i could faintly hear someone talking in a slow brummie accent under the music and honestly it really worked
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
dunstable sounds like it should be in the north
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
one of these is not like the others
screenshot of three emails from josie’s inbox.

1. ASOS.
Fringe is in.

2. ACMS.
Join us in Edinburgh this August!

3. Edinburgh Festival Fringe Soc.
Click and collect at the Fringe Shop.
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
what's the sleepiest pastry? a honk-choux
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i've had two amazingly unexpected number plate spots this week: firstly a croatian one in a local factory car park, and today i saw a monegasque(!!!) one outside of a hotel in london
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
whenever i see some trainspotter recording the train i’m on as i go past them i wish we could have a telepathic convo where they give me their youtube channel details
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
idk what it is about me that when i get myself food for a cold picky bit tea, something that is completely of my choice and control, i still choose to get something for it that i don't really like that much. why can't i pure indulge myself?
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
new meme just dropped
a stock photo image of a realistic fake skeleton positioned sat in front of a laptop with a pen in its hand, posing like it is frustrated doing their taxes
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i wonder if the camera quality of kids photos used for DIY indie rock albums has gone to digital yet
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my stomach just made a noise that i can only describe as someone running through an empty corridor
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
last night i made myself cry with laughter on stream again by coming up with a nonsensical punchline to a kids joke www.twitch.tv/josierustle/...
twitch.tv
josierustle - How Does Darth Vader Like His Toast?
Watch josierustle's clip titled "How Does Darth Vader Like His Toast?"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it's almost impossible to find anything australian and indie without montaigne being there somehow (positive)
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No Children by The Mountain Goats (Drag Race Edit)
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Josie Hypatia etc 🐰 @josiehypatia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
These are *my* Pride flags #morlvision #vexillology @seanmorl.com @terrywogan.bsky.social
An educational poster showing 120 flags for locations real, fictional and esoteric that have competed over 120 years of the Morlvision Song Contest
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
thank you to everyone who voted for our song!! we finished 8th with an indie song about snail telepathy & falling in love (snail style)! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAC3...
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2nd of October – SPIT! (Morlvision 2026)
YouTube video by Josie Russell
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 31/05/2026
The least compromised song contest in Earth history. New songs, new lore, new problems. Morlvision is tonight at 7pm on www.twitch.tv/seanmorl
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
morlvision!!! sunday!!!! let’s fuckin goooooooooooooooooo
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
the current drag race all stars series keeps catching me off guard by almost doing the eastenders theme 😭
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
couldn't post about it yesterday cos i was busy but happy 20th birthday to this early youtube video i must've randomly stumbled on that changed my music tastes forever www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjpi...
youtube.com
Waka Laka (for Osaka)
YouTube video by mitzy666
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There's something vile and insipid about slowly eroding the rights of a people and then going "you're still allowed to be nice to them as long as you do it within the law :)"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
a good chunk of my job is getting emails from GPs notifying us when a patient has died so that we can update on our local records, which leads to some fun emails that are only titled “DEATH”
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
during a chat with my sister earlier i was *so* certain that there'd be a rubbish tip review vlogger on youtube. doesn't seem to be the case :(
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
i love being friends with other autistic people. i went to one friend's house earlier and once we reached the natural social conclusion she just said "right, off you trot then"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
listening to with love and squalor by we are scientists in full for the first time in i wanna say over a decade and it’s amazing how much memory really is stored in your brain until it has a reason to come out
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
idk why i keep looking at the weather app for machynlleth next weekend cos i know i'm gonna be ill-prepared no matter what
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i don't think llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch would've caught on had they not added the gogogch
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
spent this evening watching poirot for the first time and i love the Who Framed Roger Rabbit-ness of the intro
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i love seeing a new grey hair pop up on a regular basis. keep em coming i say!!!!
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sean morley @seanmorl.com · 15/04/2026
MORLVISION 2026 SIGNUPS ARE OPEN My funny little song contest is in its sixth year. Hosted by myself and the rewarmed meat of Terry Wogan (@bjalborough.bsky.social). Details: www.seanmorl.com/morlvision Signup: forms.gle/3Q2yzBVsmfLR... Competition broadcast 7pm 31st May @ twitch.tv/seanmorl
Morlvision 2026 
a funny little song contest
signups now open
seanmorl.com/morlvision
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
according to wikipedia the person who defeated Orbán is Mr Beast?
the introduction sidebar of the wikipedia page for hungarian politician Péter Magyar, except the name says Jimmy Donaldson and the image is of youtuber Mr Beast
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
they should rename this type of butterfly to the national rail ticket butterfly
an orange-tip butterfly perched on a small flower
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
happy 2 years of me living in my current flat!!!! living on my own has significantly helped my overall wellbeing and i'm so happy/lucky that it's something i can even do :)
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
a couple of nights ago i was made aware of Funeko, the mascot for the japanese ferry company Hankyu Ferry, and i haven't stopped thinking about them since
a crude drawing of an orange cat with a ferry for a body (cat legs/tail/head remain intact)
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
when i started taking feminising hormonal medication for health reasons and growing my hair out i was worried i was gonna be read as female even moreso than usual, but i am getting read as male a LOT atm. just “sirs” up the wazoo!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
going out when the clocks change is so fucked up. i swear i got home at a more sensible time!!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
2 interesting number plate sightings on my way back from the gym: first was a german-style plate but it had GB on the blue banner and was white and yellow, and then it turns out the spanish car i saw at work was NOT the same one i saw at tesco express in november!!! 2 spanish cars!!!
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
why does it seem like everyone has a tabby cat but me >:(
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i can tell i've hit the jackpot with this charity shop gadget find when i try to look up some tech help and it's all from 2001
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
i've been quite lucky in my life thus far i'd only ever really been exhausted for more than a day after a trip when i'd get a cold from it, but my goodness i have been absolutely wrecked since thursday. i feel physically fine, but mentally i'm absolutely knackered
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
earlier today my sister said the dreaded words to me: "are you sure you're not into trains?"
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josie ⭐ @josierustle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
does anyone know any sites that measures distance via road/rail routes rather than as the crow flies?
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