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Kelsey

@josiegrossie.bsky.social
70 followers 63 following 43 posts

queer autistic cryptid that likes movies, pop culture and starting (yet never completing) writing projects

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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
@rvdinator.bsky.social : “Alexa, enable fart countdown” Proceeds to have a meltdown in laughter 😂😂😂
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 16/08/2025
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I had chicken pot pie over biscuits at a local restaurant and I can’t stop thinking about it. I wish I was joking, but no…it was so fucking good.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
He’s a Dr. Pepper girly
Man with glasses and a mustache wearing a Dr Pepper jersey holding a Dr Pepper zero
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
When I was a kid and I heard the Mortal Kombat song, a switch flipped where I just knew I had to use all my energy to annoy my mom with my fake fighting skills
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It’s Kate Bush’s birthday. She was discovered by David Gilmour when she was 15. And that eventually led to this brilliant live version of Running Up That Hill:
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Kate Bush /David Gilmour - " Running Up That Hill "
YouTube video by HDPinkFloyd
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Remembering when I had this awful 6th grade teacher and one of the unpopular kids wore a graphic tee that said “foxy” on it and the teacher pointed at her and said “hah! Yeah, okay.”
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
You got games on your phone?
My black and white dog, extremely close up showing his nose and eye
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I believe we’ve moved on from Bananas in Pajamas too quickly
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Hi friends
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
ALAN TEASER TRAILER! youtube.com/watch?v=qyaE... I cannot wait for this!!
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I need song/artist suggestions that are NOT in English, please! Any genre, any time period. Trying to expand my musical horizons 🥰
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My moms gonna be heading into surgery soon (nothing too major thankfully) but send some good vibes into the universe if you can 🥰
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
He’s got his blankie and his pillow. The world’s comfiest lil guy
A black and white pitbull dog fast asleep on a blue pillow, wrapped in a multicolored fuzzy blanket. He looks content.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Still true
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Labyrinth Sequel. Practical Magic Sequel. If they were to make a continuation to Return to Oz i think I may evolve into my final form.
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a little girl is standing in front of a clock .
Alt: Young Dorothy Gale (young girl with long, brown braided pigtails with white bows on the ends. Wearing a white dress in 1800s fashion) spins around in a circle with her eyes closed. Taken from a scene from the film Return to Oz.
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
HRT - Harm Reduction Toolkit

A white first aid kit icon with a pastel pink cross, overlaid onto a pastel blue background. 

Distribute Aid Logo

Link to the fundraiser (available in the post text).
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Imani Barbarin @imanibarbarin.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Appreciate you, you can find more on memification here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2RaBET6/ And here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2Ra4VYb/
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Please.
TikTok video by CrutchesAndSpice.com|🔗➡️Bio
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
memo to self: acting as an information filtration system, taking in the constant raw stream of garbage and trying to put out something useful that makes sense, will require periodic maintenance downtime to clean the filters
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It’s 10 degrees where I am and Geordi is not amused. I have him in a sweater, a fleece hoodie, his harness and his winter coat 😅
A black and white pitbull dog wearing many layers of winter clothing including the top layer which is a ski-like green and blue coat. His facial expression reads that he is unamused at being so bundled up.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The mentality of “it’s not that deep lol” is gonna fuck a LOT of things up
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
😌
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That’s my king right there 😍😍😍
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My boys 🥹
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No Class @noclasscle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Open at 5pm, TransMasc mixer 6-8pm, Whole DAM Family show at 9pm.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 30/11/2024
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🎶so if you care to find me, look to the western trash🎶
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 29/11/2024
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Wearing a pimple patch at a party is so gauche” the world’s on fire. I’ll cover my pimple in fucking rhinestones if I want to.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Why do you go by the handle you do?
Me in drag as the May Queen from Midsommar Josie Geller aka Josie Grossie in never been kissed
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Reece is a Bastard Man @rvdinator.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
THIS IS NOT A DRILL WTF
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 21/11/2024
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Twins
Sid from the tv show Skins. He’s a white teenager with a black beanie covering his shaggy brown hair, black rectangle eyeglasses, a purple tshirt and a brown/olive zip up hoodie. He has a blank expression.Me, looking similar to Sid. Green beanie covering my dark brown hair, large black glasses and a brown, white and black striped tshirt.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Shh shh, they’re about to start their big solo number!
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Eb @ebthen.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If you're seeing encouragement/demands to do alt text and you're overwhelmed or confused about how to do it and you're worried you're going to do it wrong... this thread is for you. First: prompt questions to get you started.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Need a drag king named Sebaceous Filaments
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ten bands/artists to get to know me (in no particular order) Kate Bush The Killers Lissie Mitski Oingo Boingo The B52s Gogol Bordello Spice Girls Talking Heads Brandi Carlile
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Post four albums for people to get to know you better.
Keane - hopes and fears Lissie- back to forever The killers - hot fussKate bush - hounds of love
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 15/11/2024
Vaccines are great
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Look at my son LOOK AT HIM 🥹
A happy and smiling black and white Pitbull mix sitting with his paws on the arm of a green couch with a decorative pillow. He is wearing a black and gray harness.
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Without thinking, retweet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head
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Kelsey @josiegrossie.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hello I would like to remove my brain and sinuses and rinse them under ice cold water thanks
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Reece is a Bastard Man @rvdinator.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My boy Jerry Bees is almost at 10k subs and is premiering his first ever reaction to Frank Ocean in about 25 minutes. Would mean a lot if your checked it out and gave him a sub. He deserves it. youtu.be/4z23pRMDyYU?...
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Listening to BLONDE by Frank Ocean and ascending to Heaven | FULL ALBUM REACTION
YouTube video by Jerry Bees
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