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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 26/09/2026

I got this Lord of Hatred sigil at BlizzCON bc it looked cool and I hadn’t gotten any other swag. But now I’m just wearing it bc it looks dope and sits perfectly. Kinda wish the others (Destruction and Terror) had their own in similar style. ✨ 🤓

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/09/2026

WoW 20th Anniversary concert lewk complete with Mephisto necklace bc it’s the only Blizzard-related things I have to wear. ✨💅🏻 We are all really just there to get our “Arthas, My Son” cinematic theme fix from the WotLK, anyway. 💀 🐉 🗡️ 🧊

Side selfie of me in a glasses, a pink tank top, and a silver pendant in the shape of Mephisto, Lord of Hatred’s sigil sitting on a grey sofa.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 13/09/2026

BlizzCON hotel gym mirror selfie #2 (and final). Some hours after this, walking back to my hotel room after dinner and social things, a very drunk presumably straight dude yelled unprompted “LOOKIN YOKED BRO” and shook my hand before I could even formulate a reply. So… that’s something, I guess? 🤷‍♂️

Hotel gym mirror selfie of me in a blue stringer tank top and dark shorts taken in front of a hotel fitness center mirror

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 12/09/2026

*gasps in homosexual + cat father* 😍 We found a new bby recently. Rik, meet Tom (or Thomas Marshmellow Shoeshine when he’s in trouble which is basically always)!

A picture of a snowshoe Siamese kitten (Tom) snoozing on a big fuzzy blue blanket.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 12/09/2026

BlizzCON ‘26 hotel workout selfie ft. my BDSM/Bara Care Bears tank and the straightest workout shorts I own. 💪🏻 ✨ 🌈 (Please pardon my hair. It’s doing what it wants today. 🙈 )

Mirror selfie of me (a white guy with a moderately muscular build) wearing a white tank top with BDSM- and Bara-themed Care Bears in a hotel fitness center.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/07/2026

Interesting. So even though I’m on a different PDS, as soon as I posted, those images failed to load. Gotta read up on how that works at the protocol level, I guess. I thought the break was specific to home namespace content buuuuut nope! Hmmmm 🤔 Womp :(

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/07/2026

Actually let’s test it! Here are some recent workout selfies from this week. 🏋🏼‍♂️ I only have one look and y’all just have to be ok with that. 😶‍🌫️ 🤡

Workout selfie #2: more onward facing selfie of me in a pink and black stringer tank top and sunglasses similarly posed mid-workout in my garage. Bright green (slow fade RGB) lights shine overhead, and a black car and Big Ass Fan are visible behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 21/06/2026

"The line must be drawn HEEYAH. THIS far, NO FURTHA!" "OOoh yep fer shurrrr"

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 16/06/2026

Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers

Screen still from the movie The Iron Giant featuring the titular character holding a small child in his upturned palm.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 08/06/2026

Thanks!! ☺️ Yassssss here’s the finished version with bestest boi Cerby filled in. 😍

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/06/2026

Chest and face full of gunk can’t stop the gainz train, folks! Choo choo— *cough* *oh god *sneeze* —oo! 🚂 💪🏻 🤧 💪🏻

Selfie of me in my garage gym in a black stringer tank, glasses, hair a mess, looking only 80% into it bc I’ve been under the weather. A back car is visible behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 15/05/2026

Also being pinned down by this ~*beast*~ plz send halp (and coffee obvs)

My grey, sleepy cat snuggled in between my legs surrounded by a big fuzzy blue blanket

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 05/05/2026

Movements are feeling pretty good this evening. This feels like it’s going to be a good cycle! 👏 💪🏻 So anyway I dunno here’s a selfie (garage gym lights are slow fade rainbow RGB ✨obvs✨) 🤓

Selfie of me in a stringer tank resting between sets during a workout. Overhead lighting is fading through an orange-y hue, and my Big Ass Fan is doing the good work on the wall behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 14/04/2026

Day 1 of a new mesocycle complete! Here’s me practicing my best post-working ”y cant i just be hot :[“ face. Hope all you other gym gays got good pumps this evening! 💪

selfie of me in a black stringer on the ground of my garage gym post-workout making the face of an old man playing desperately at Gym Gay

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 09/04/2026

Random quad of recent garage gym pics, including one dufus mug shot (it me) and some of my new gym toys! 🌈 🏋🏼‍♂️ ✨

Off-angle selfie of me in glasses and a blue tank with white letters partially obscured that say “GAMERS LIFT TOO”

Picture of my shod feet rocking my new ankle cuffs for lower body cable training! Also shown, my shockingly white (cuz they’re new) INOV8 cross trainer shoes

Picture of a freshly unboxed Concept2 RowErg rowing machine sitting in my garage gym

Picture of adjustable dumbbells and kettlebells with all their plates and screws neatly organized on their fancy new storage rolling cart

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 29/03/2026

It’s healing up nicely after this last session! One more (hopefully), and this one’s on the books! They’re so cool! 😍. The back of the thigh sucks, but it’s gonna be worth it when this is done! 👏 The next piece for this leg sleeve will be either Bastion or Absolum. 🤔 🤓

Close up of a still slightly shiny tattoo depicting three characters from the games Hades ans Hades2: Zagreus, Melinoë, and the bestest boi Cerberus.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 26/02/2026

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horses:

Horse from Centaurworld being fabulous in knee boots, flowing mane and tail, and background lasers

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 10/02/2026

If you see this, post a character that starts with B.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 28/12/2025

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 27/12/2025

Side pec?? In _this_ economy? :O Holiday times are basically over. Routine interruptions are so 2025. Time to see what gainz and shredz I can make before pool season hits! 👏 😎 #gayswholift #gamersLiftToo

Selfie of me in sunglasses, backwards blue ball cap, and a teal muscle tank that says “I feel shame as a Bonus Action”

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 11/11/2025

I never feel sexy enough for nudes these days, so here’s me practicing my himbo vibe with another recent garage gym flex selfie 💪🏻 🤷‍♂️

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 02/11/2025

It’s a makeup workout day combining some much overdue deficit deadlifting and the full Saturday upper body program. Anyway, here are some it’s-pretty-out garage gym warmup selfies. 💪🏻 🤡 💪🏻

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 14/10/2025

My back never really looks any bigger to me and I’ve no idea how to flex it, but I’m still glad for whatever I can get! Numbers go up! Also, my pink stringer and HOMO hat are cute and make me look very masc and straight to the shirtless hotties on their runs through the neighborhood now 💅🏻🙂‍↕️

Dead-on selfie of my back in a I’m-bad-at-flexing quasi-T-post. I’m wearing a pink stringer tank with black edging and a blue denim cap (backwards for me, forward for the camera) that says “HOMO” in white letters. The outer edges of my upper back tattoo peels out from behind the center of the tank top while the barest bits of my left shoulder tattoo are similarly visible.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/09/2025

I never don’t feel ridiculous doing this, and my hair is never *not* doing weird dances in all the fan wind, but here is me practicing not looking stupid flexing in my garage during a workout. #gayswholift

Selfie of me flexing my right bicep shirtless in blue-rimmed sunglasses in a garage. There’s a back car behind me. My hair is curly and fan-blown

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 31/08/2025

Yesterdays Saturday afternoon workout lewk. Constantly grinding and never satisfied, but I’m not mad at what the lighting was doing here. 📸

Selfie of me shirtless in a Cuban chain and black backwards ball cap in my garage

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 26/08/2025

No YOU spent most of the day hungover and are now working out in a 93F garage against all your better reason in the pursuit of vanity! 🫠 The Gainz Train haven’t brakes, folks — let’s goooo! 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼 #gayswholift #gay

Selfie under reddish lighting of me shirtless in a Cuban-style chain and glasses smirking bc I know I’m about to be pretty miserable under the barbell setup hiding just out of frame. 🙈

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 24/08/2025

Rofl forgot to attach the selfie because I’m still very much a dufus. 😂 🤡

Selfie of me shirtless in sunglasses with unkempt curly hair against the dark blue brick of my back patio walls

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/08/2025

Take a few days ago, but it was nice out. Coffee, peaches, and (not shown) 400 birds making crazy bird noises nearby. ☀️ 🐦 ☕️ 🍑

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 15/08/2025

“Get dope out yo vein and hope in yo brain cuz you ain’t never gonna get nowhere smokin the pipe” - Rev. James Salton, Up from the World Church, Memphis hometown icon

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 12/08/2025

Welcome to Gainzville, USA, also known colloquially as Lord-Jesus-what-is-my-hair-doing-ington. Anyway here’s a dumb garage gym flexy pic. It was upper body day, Day 1 of Week 4 of this 6 week cycle. I am bad at whatever super flexing y’all doing, though, so don’t judge 💪🏼 🤓 💪🏼

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 10/08/2025

These pics are shit, I acknowledge, but I’m pretty happy with how I look from behind. Getting that low back > butt transition to look less blobby is SO hard, y’all, so I’m glad to see I’m making progress! :3

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 05/08/2025

Took these recently trying on one of my new @pandershirts.com thongs and only realized WAY too late that it was inside out for the picture. Lol. Anyway here ya go. Forever trying to lean out that lower body/flanks area 🫠 #gayhimbo #undies #gay

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 26/07/2025

It’s Homophobia Degrees Fahrenheit in the garage gym today yall. I’m on 32oz Nalgene #3 and on the last movement (cross-body cable Y raises). I no longer remember the feeling of AC, the comfort of cool surfaces, the first berries of spring… Sigmar bless this ravaged body. 🤲 🔥 🫠

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 16/07/2025

After this lower body workout, I’m gonna need both kinds of noods to not crumble into a pile of salt 🫠 🫣

Close up picture of my shirt with a cute panda enjoying and surrounded by multiple bowls of Asian-style noodles with text that says “SEND NOODS”

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 08/07/2025

Was checking shoulder form and was struck by my back progress! Daaaaaang! 🤯 It’s cool being able to see progress on my actual body rather than the watch-numbers-go-up of strength training (I def still use strength training style numbers tracking cuz that shit works!) #gayswholift #gayworkout

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 07/07/2025

Finally got my @astorbonder.bsky.social prints framed last night. They’re lovely! 🥰 Now to figure out where to hang them 🤔 #gayart #queerart

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 28/06/2025

I’d already done the main set of these barbell good mornings and had intended to do a quick form check…and forgot to hit record. So this is a set of 5. Pretty happy with them even despite soreness still in left hip/hammy! 🥳 Figured I’d share bc it’s almost thirsty? 🤷‍♂️ 😇 🍑

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 14/06/2025

Yall I am not out here sweating like I am working this hard this long so I can barely look moderately presentable in a swimsuit just so some know-nothing hate-everything Fascist wannabes can burn down my society! 😩😡 Anyway here’s a selfie plz send cooler weather I’m dying

Selfie of me shirtless in a blue backwards ball cap and sunglasses with some fitness equipment behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 28/05/2025

Today I confirmed that meal prepping vegetables is WAY faster when doing it outdoors on the griddle. 👩‍🍳 🍳 🥗 Also gettin’ some sun on the 🍑 😎 Now if I can just shake these stupid flanks. :( #gayswholift #gaysofspring

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 25/05/2025

I ordered a sparkly off Etsy! ✨ 🐦‍⬛ I’m collecting pool-friendly bits and bangles so I can *really* #Gay #Himbo it up this summer, and this is one of them! Other items include a hat that says HOMO on it I can wear backwards and several anklets (including one made of bronze bird skulls). 🧢 😎 💅🏻

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 11/05/2025

@supertwunk.bsky.social ‘s tanks occupy a regular space in my wardrobe, and yes I definitely wear them during workouts for all the curious neighbors to see. 💅🏻 😈 #gayswholift #feelingcute

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