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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/10/2026

All you PYT’s backing that thang up and bouncing on things better appreciate what your lower back and hips DO for you ! 🥲😤😭

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/10/2026

Load testing of workouts with rehab-level volume continues this evening. Started a bit stiff, mobility and warmup solved most of it, and volume and weight being pretty light meant easier focus on slow tempo and good form. No issues. We will see how it feels in the morning, but 🤞🏻 it’s 📈 from here!

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 13/10/2026

There’s nothing that ruins feeling sexy like recovering from a back/hip injury of unclear origin right as all the gay Halloween party planning is supposed to start. 🫠

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 26/09/2026

I got this Lord of Hatred sigil at BlizzCON bc it looked cool and I hadn’t gotten any other swag. But now I’m just wearing it bc it looks dope and sits perfectly. Kinda wish the others (Destruction and Terror) had their own in similar style. ✨ 🤓

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 25/09/2026

My toxic trait is I only Woof people on Scruff whom I believe are too hot to ever be interested in even talking to me 💅🏻 ✨ (that’s actually not true but mostly it’s true but jk but kinda)

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 25/09/2026

People are like “I’m daddy” as I’m like yes maybe but are you ~*40*~ point increase in total cholesterol score Daddy no you aren’t sit down plz anyway gonna go die behind the wood shed of cholesterol or whatever byeeee 🫠 ☠️ 🐖

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 23/09/2026

I find myself increasingly annoyed at losing those parts of my younger, formative years that would have given me the social skills and confidence to do things like know how to flirt with people, entertain the idea of sexual encounters at gyms, and generally not be socially awkward 🐧around cuties 😤

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 22/09/2026

It was only after I retuned to my car that I realized I just picked up a bag of PreP in my blue “HOMO” backwards hat and a shirt that says “Kind of a pig deal” featuring a cute cartoon pig in sunglasses. If only my real life were as interesting as my CVS PreP lewk might suggest. 😅 💅🏻 🌈

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 17/09/2026

WoW 20th Anniversary concert lewk complete with Mephisto necklace bc it’s the only Blizzard-related things I have to wear. ✨💅🏻 We are all really just there to get our “Arthas, My Son” cinematic theme fix from the WotLK, anyway. 💀 🐉 🗡️ 🧊

Side selfie of me in a glasses, a pink tank top, and a silver pendant in the shape of Mephisto, Lord of Hatred’s sigil sitting on a grey sofa.

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nerdybiboi @nerdybiboi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Workout done 🖤 a couple pics before a friend shows me WoW classic 🔥 it's been a good day

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 15/09/2026

Got back home from vacation ready to dig deep and try to make some body progress. New mesocycle and Maintenance diet are locked in to start tomorrow, new protein ordered, and grocery pickup + meal prep is tomorrow. Vacay always has a way of reminding me how much work I still have to do 🫠 💪🏻 😤

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 15/09/2026

Uuuugggh the little lower back dimplessssss 😍 🥵 😚 😈

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 13/09/2026

BlizzCON hotel gym mirror selfie #2 (and final). Some hours after this, walking back to my hotel room after dinner and social things, a very drunk presumably straight dude yelled unprompted “LOOKIN YOKED BRO” and shook my hand before I could even formulate a reply. So… that’s something, I guess? 🤷‍♂️

Hotel gym mirror selfie of me in a blue stringer tank top and dark shorts taken in front of a hotel fitness center mirror

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TheHardLads @thegoodlads.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Spilling a hot load and making that hole pucker😩 #hotguys #hotbods #cum #cumshot #bigload #hole #bubblebutt #manass

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 12/09/2026

It’s criminal how munch-able and lickable all this *gestures* is 👀 😩 🥵

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 12/09/2026

BlizzCON ‘26 hotel workout selfie ft. my BDSM/Bara Care Bears tank and the straightest workout shorts I own. 💪🏻 ✨ 🌈 (Please pardon my hair. It’s doing what it wants today. 🙈 )

Mirror selfie of me (a white guy with a moderately muscular build) wearing a white tank top with BDSM- and Bara-themed Care Bears in a hotel fitness center.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 22/08/2026

One day when either I’ve reached peak waist:ass ration via brute force or accept my body for what it is and find some inner peace and confidence it is, to quote the youths, ✨over for you hoes✨

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 23/07/2026

Finally got to look through the pictures friends took on our beach trip, and …. man, it hurts my feelings how completely not at all cute I actually apparently look. The misalignment between what I thought the numbers and mirror said and what was actually walking on the beach feels pretty bad :(

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nerdybiboi @nerdybiboi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Having some fun after my workout 🖤

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 04/07/2026

Gonna' need everyone to appreciate how hot this frenboi is! 🙂‍↕️Go support him rah nah (pretty please)!

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/07/2026

Interesting. So even though I’m on a different PDS, as soon as I posted, those images failed to load. Gotta read up on how that works at the protocol level, I guess. I thought the break was specific to home namespace content buuuuut nope! Hmmmm 🤔 Womp :(

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/07/2026

Actually let’s test it! Here are some recent workout selfies from this week. 🏋🏼‍♂️ I only have one look and y’all just have to be ok with that. 😶‍🌫️ 🤡

Workout selfie #2: more onward facing selfie of me in a pink and black stringer tank top and sunglasses similarly posed mid-workout in my garage. Bright green (slow fade RGB) lights shine overhead, and a black car and Big Ass Fan are visible behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/07/2026

My photos are working just fine so neener! 🤭 But I can’t see any from Bsky.social which is most of them :(

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nerdybiboi @nerdybiboi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If you want to support me, hmu on onlyfans 🥰 I'll be going live this weekend

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Gay Fine Art @gayfineart.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

PIERS PROJECT SUNDAY – Week 8 – The End of an Era. By the late 1980s, the world of the West Side piers was beginning to disappear. Redevelopment, increased enforcement, and the AIDS crisis slowly transformed the abandoned waterfront that had once drawn thousands of gay men. #PiersProject #GayPride

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 21/06/2026

You are all obligated to ogle this good boy! 🙂‍↕️ 😤 👀 💦

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 16/06/2026

Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers

Screen still from the movie The Iron Giant featuring the titular character holding a small child in his upturned palm.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 07/06/2026

I have made a terrible mistake by following a bunch of hotties on here whom I think are hot and who are mostly nerdy and have interesting posts to share alongside their perfect bodies, giant readily jorkable penors, and perfect asses and abs and anyway afk to throw myself into a wood chipper baiiiii

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 05/06/2026

Participating in #fcf has special hardware requirements so instead I’m just gonna say that somehow I ended up with no meetings on my calendar and am enjoying a light work day and catching up on podcasts and ~*obsessing*~ over the possibility (however slight) of a Guild Wars 3 announcement at SGF. :>

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 05/06/2026

Ok ok last one I promise (there are so many I’m remembering 😭): Titus Burgess + Voctave’s cover of Barbara Streisand’s “On a clear day you can see forever”

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On A Clear Day You Can See Forever | Voctave ft. Tituss Burgess

YouTube video by Voctave

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/06/2026

Workout complete! Suck it, summer cold and mosquitoes! 💪 It’s now officially a 30 day sprint to being Poodle Beach-ready in July. 🙂‍↕️😤

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 03/06/2026

Chest and face full of gunk can’t stop the gainz train, folks! Choo choo— *cough* *oh god *sneeze* —oo! 🚂 💪🏻 🤧 💪🏻

Selfie of me in my garage gym in a black stringer tank, glasses, hair a mess, looking only 80% into it bc I’ve been under the weather. A back car is visible behind me.

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 29/05/2026

Uuuugh it only got worse when I dared allow myself to have some ice cream earlier. 🥲🙃. This upcoming week will definitely be ac repeat on the diet progress. 🥀

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 28/05/2026

Even though I fully anticipate new leg tattoo work == more likely a full rest week from working out, even knowing the basic literature, the “oh god I’m losing everything look are me getting fatter I’m losing all my numbers I’ll have go start over ahhhhhhhhhh” anxiety never *doesn’t* hit 😩

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 27/05/2026

It me! I’ve been recovering from this thing since Sunday afternoon. It’s healing beautifully, I’m glad to say! ^_^

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 24/05/2026

I did a thing very contrary to the whole Hot Gays of Summer Body aesthetic and spent the afternoon making and serving and eating delicious food with friends for rainy day (there wasn’t rainy after all) Memorial Day cookout! I’m… I’m so full …plz send help. 🐖

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 22/05/2026

Getting sloppy drunk with that one cutie who ghosted you that one time to Act V “Vallon sonore” of Berlioz’s “Les Treyens”

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Certified Awkward Himbo @joshwithouthats.doesthings.online · 21/05/2026

I can confirm that this boi has answers of both academic and anatomical in nature! 🙂‍↕️ 👀 💦

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