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Joshua Cloud

@joshuacloud.com
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Official account. Geek, Husband, Father, believer that we can all be better people. All opinions are my own. No longer on X/Twitter. joshuacloud.com

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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/09/2026
@msnownews.bsky.social If you've got Benedict Cumberbatch, how do you NOT press on when we're getting another season of Sherlock?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 21/09/2026
My real question is "what do you do after the official results are in and, surprise!, Rs win by a 50 point margin everywhere?"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 06/09/2026
Got my @azpeacemakers.bsky.social playing by the campfire with a tequila in my hand. Here's to life!
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/08/2026
The Other Guys is STILL the undisputed best comedy in the past 30 years. I will die on this hill.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/08/2026
JFC @ms.now... He flat out said in 2024 "vote this time and you'll never have to vote again" SCOTUS thing is kind of meaningless. Lawful, unlawful - they will just DO IT.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 19/08/2026
I hate that @ms.now producers make a premier journalist such as @velshi.com work the tactical board. It's an important job, and @stevekornacki.bluesky.bot was the GOAT, but the value Velshi brings is in an arena entirely outside this. Find a new, camera friendly data wonk and focus the talent.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 06/08/2026
@alivitali.bsky.social I gotta ask... When do you actually get any sleep?
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/08/2026
Want to make $219,000 an hour? That's the average hourly income of each person criminally charged for acts on January 6th. $1,776,000,000 divided by 1,583 people divided by the 307 minutes between the first charged crime and when the Capitol was cleared. Make it make sense.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 23/06/2026
@ms.now JFC... He WANTS an attack... Great way to suspend elections
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 16/06/2026
"Hey here's my movie pitch. A guy who pretends to be a gamer for attention.. But he also actively tries to pay people to have his kids.. Oh and he's responsible for almost a million deaths.. Oh and he's a trillionaire.." "Security!"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 14/06/2026
The general talking point about gas prices needs adjusting. Yeah, it's high. And many of us just kind of take it on the chin. Instead, talk about the folks that actually are thinking about and making the calculation to skip a trip they wanted because they can no longer afford it. Dig into THAT.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/06/2026
Damn, @velshi.com. Well written, great delivery, very moving. We all needed to hear this message.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/05/2026
MSNOW desperately trying to promote Jen Psaki to be the next Rachel is beyond annoying. Don't get me wrong - she's alright. But.. 1. They constantly and overly go out of their way promotionally to push her 2. They practically ignore promotion of other strong voices 1/2
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 28/05/2026
I let AI do everything at my job for me, but I do it with my coworker's password so we good.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 27/05/2026
Lol. Paxton winning is a perfect example of short term gain, long term pain. No strategic political plan.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 23/05/2026
I used to make fun of people who saw Jesus in their soup, but I think I see Trump on a piece of toast.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/05/2026
I just canceled Paramount+ after the final show of Colbert, and I encourage you to do the same if you have it. #cancelparamount #fcbs #colbert
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 20/05/2026
JFC stop focusing so much on the horse trading that is tactical. Double down on the opposition's strategy. You have smart people on your shows laying it out. Lean into it and educate. FFS
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 29/04/2026
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social Found your new studio.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 10/04/2026
I work in AI. Mythos will leak. And it will be difficult to actually stop. End of world? No. But impactful, yes. Right now, the model can adapt to exploit, but the goal is largely escalation - at least natively. Nothing intrinsic about what to do what you get there. But child's play to next steps.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/04/2026
🌮🌮🌮🌮
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/04/2026
I think we can all agree that the REAL question we should be asking today is "Where is Shelly Miscavige?"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 07/04/2026
Quick poll. Which will end first? 1. Late Night with Stephen Colbert 2. The United States of America.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/04/2026
Taco Tuesday as well
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 05/04/2026
If they're smart, they just keep on going
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 03/04/2026
Remember: Trump likes people who don't get captured.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 01/04/2026
Today's Wordle was Refreshing. @azpeacemakers.bsky.social
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 19/03/2026
I have a joke about AI — which shows how wonderful you are in 3 ways: • it showcases your creativity • it is topical • it's ironically not written by AI. Would you like me to post this to Bluesky in the hopes it gets you some attention? Just say the word!
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 17/03/2026
@chrislhayes.bsky.social man please have your producers ping me. So much is missing the mark right now. My expertise in cyber security is incredibly relevant, even if it seems like it wouldn't be. I can give a fresh perspective on these tactics and the meaning behind them. Hope to hear from you.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 04/03/2026
This Leavitt speech will not age well.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 28/02/2026
Lord of the Files
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 26/02/2026
That's how we do it in Joisey
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 26/02/2026
Gravity is simply a entropic byproduct of quantum entanglement. There. I said what we were all thinking.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/02/2026
Top 5 picks for SOtU response (no order): AOC Gov Tim Walz Pete Buttigieg Rep Omar BARACK OBAMA You? #sotu
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/02/2026
Big Abigail fan but why is everyone gaslighting that this was something monumental? This was a leftist layup, slam dunk opportunity and we got milk toast messaging. Not any hate on her personally. But she didn't have to agree with this messaging.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/02/2026
I dunno. The dem response should really just be me going "brah you kidding me?.really?you think this boy smart enough to run a paper route let alone a country? Do you honestly think he could do your job better with even 6 months of training?"
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 18/02/2026
I dunno, folks, I mean.. He SAID he was exonerated. Should be good enough for everyone, right?
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CNN @cnn.com · 10/02/2026
BREAKING: The FBI releases images that it says were recovered from surveillance video at Nancy Guthrie's house. Follow live updates. cnn.it/45VVQ4e
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 09/02/2026
VERIZON "Yeah, we still haven't fixed that Internet outage, but here's an invoice."
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 04/02/2026
We should NEVER forget: On August 28, 2014... Obama held a live press conference in which he discussed... Islamic State (ISIS)... he wore a tan suit. It received considerable attention, with whether it was appropriate for the subject matter of terrorism... (Credit: Wikipedia)
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 02/02/2026
Curious how long before ICE rolls out the "Squid Game" policy where agents mask up to each other so they're essentially anonymous and no one can definitively identify any law breakers.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 22/01/2026
They fucking sold his phone
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 16/01/2026
There will be no midterm election - at least not nationwide. Insurrection Act for the blue states. They aren't waiting to do it for any other reason than doing it too early could result in court reversal before November.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 08/01/2026
Pretty sure Jesus executed a fleeing leper in the New Testament, so I guess this is all cool now
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 08/01/2026
BUL*SHIT
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 25/12/2025
All I want for Christmas is another season of Sherlock.
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Joshua Cloud @joshuacloud.com · 18/12/2025
Dementia much?
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